Hey, the name is EnonymousUser, and I guess I'm a new author in this section. I've been on Fanfiction for a few months, but who wants to listen to my boring story? Anyways, this will be a collection of one-shots with my own original character. Hope you enjoy!

Disclaimer: I don't own anything from Diary of the Wimpy Kid

My Life

By: EnonymousUser

I was soundly asleep, enjoy the quiet atmosphere; it was calm and peaceful until the alarm rang. It blared loudly like a baby screaming for attention and I groaned while trying to turn it off. Rubbing my eyes, I read the clock and it said 7:00; staying in bed for a few minutes, I forced my body to leave the bed. Quickly gathering my clothes of today and towel, I raced to the bathroom and took my morning shower. Feeling fresh and ready to go, I stepped out of the bathroom and return to my room to retrieve my school bag fill with brand new school supplies for the new year. I walk out only to see my older brother, Rodrick, giving "advice" to my younger brother, Greg.

"Don't talk to anyone, don't look at anyone, and don't sit down with anyone. Ah, who am I kidding? You'll be dead at homeschool by the end of the year anyway." Rodrick smirked; Greg on the other hand, turned pale. I shook my head, walking towards Greg and placing my arm around his skinny shoulder.

"Don't listen to him, Greg, he doesn't know what he's talking about. You'll be fine, just be yourself and you'll see how fun middle school is." I reassured him with a confident smile; he gave me a small smile before heading downstairs to eat; I turn to my brother giving him a stern look, "Why do you need to belittle him, Rodrick?" He shrugged.

"Hey, mom told me to give advice to him and I did." He retorted and I rolled my eyes.

"If that's your definition of advice, you must really be something." I began to walk towards the steps, but stopped and turn to face Rodrick. "Oh, school starts in 20 minutes, so I suggest you hurry up if you want to eat breakfast." He responded with a 'whatever' and went to his room; I descended from the stairs and into the kitchen. The aroma of bacon, eggs and toast being cooked was heaven to my nose.

"Morning mom." She turned to me and gave me a smile.

"Morning Isabella." I skipped to my dad.

"Morning daddy." I gave him a peck on the cheek.

"Morning sweetheart." He looked at me with sparkling eyes; I sat down and mom served my breakfast. Slowly chewing my food, I asked Greg to pass me the orange juice only to be stopped when Rodrick snatched it away from his hand. He chugged it down, not bothering to grab a cup; I glared at him.

"Rodrick! What did I say about drinking from the container?" scolded mom; he was busy eating the left over eggs from the pan with a spoon.

"To not…drink it…from…there." Rodrick answered between his food. Mom sadly sighed, but didn't bother to argue further since she needed to feed Manny. I got up from my seat and place my dirty dishes in the sink. Grabbing my car keys and school bags, I quickly said goodbye to everyone. I overheard my mom yelling at my brother to hurry up or else he'll be late to school; he came out, closing the door and fishing out his keys from his pockets. I unlocked my 2011 Fusion Hybrid and plopped myself in the driver's seat. My dad bought it for me as a birthday present and for passing my driver's test on the first try. It also had to do with my remarkable grades I received on my report car. I backed from the driveway and slowly onto the road; I knew that my older brother was watching me since he envied me and the car dad bought. Hey, I earned it! I honked and drove away from the house to school; oh I love how jealous my brother is.

Well, that's one one-shot and many more to come that is if anyone reviews. So please, review! It would mean a lot to me.

EnonymousUser