Gin dirty talk time
Summary : Gin and Otose have been close to each other, much like a mother and son relationship. So it's reasonable for Gin to talk to Otose about everything, even the dirtiest secrets.
Rate M. One-shot. Humor and romance.
"Oi old hag, get me some sake!". A voice can be heard loudly just outside the Otose snackbar, right before the door slid open, revealing a certain white-haired samurai.
"What the hell is up with you Perm Head ? Do you know what time it is. I'm about to close the shop.". Otose said, clearly annoyed about Gin's presence.
"Come on old hag, just a drink. Besides, I need someone to talk to."
"Pff, fine." Otose said, and took a good smoke of a cigarette." You are lucky that you just paid my rents two months in advance, or else I would have kick to to the curb right now."
"Yeah yeah whatever just pour me a drink.". Gin said as he slid the door behind him and sat down on the bar stool.
"So what do you want to talk about huh ?" Otose asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Are that cat-woman and the robot girl gone yet ?" Gin asked with a slight change in his voice, much like a kid who had done something bad and eager to brag about it.
Of course, knowing Gintoki for many years, his change of tone didn't escape Otose's ears. Despise her age, Otose is still as sharp as forever, especially when it involved her family.
"What have you done again Gin ? ", she asked. " You know, if it's involved with troubles I'm gonna kick you out of the house."
"Like I ever did something bad." Gin retorted." No wait, never mind."
" Just so you know.", Otose mumbled." So what is it this time."
"But you promised not to tell anyone, right ?" Gin asked.
"It depends on what it is, but you can trust me, Perm Boy."
"Okay, hear come." Gin let out a short sigh before he continued. "I think I just had the most incredible sex in my entire life!"
The cigarette fell out of Otose's mouth as she heard the last sentence. She quickly picked it up and throw it away in a trash bag. Much to her dismay, Gin just sat there, grinning like a Cheshire cat. Of course she was interested in was this white haired samurai got in store for her, and to both sides, Gin knew that he had awakened the inner gossiper inside Otose.
"Bet I got your attention now huh?" Gin's grin was wide to his ears. He would really burst out laughing right now, but that would wake Kagura up, and that is the last thing he wanted right now.
"Tell me, give me any details, even the dirtiest ones." Otose said, in a demanding voice, but in her thoughts, she was ready to beg him to tell her if she had to, though she can just threaten him though.
"Sure, but you better give me your best sake. I can only tell the best story with the best drink." He smirked.
"This better be worthy, or else I'll kick your sorry ass out."
"Just trust me, this is worth it." Gin smiled with a pervy face." You may ask your questions now."
"Okay, so who was it ?", Otose asked, dying to know who could possibly give her son the best night of his life.
"It's a girl, of course." Gin laughed, as he chucked down his first glass." Who it is you have to guess. That is more fun don't you think ?".
"Is it the creepy stalker girl Sa-chan?"
"Nope. I did bang her though. Damn that bitch loves it when I'm being bossy."
"So how was that?" Otose asked as she poured him another glass.
"Well, let's just say that involved chains, handcuffs, whips, candles and a saw horse. With some ropes."
"Sounds like she loves it rough." Otose said with a disgusted face.
"You have no idea. I just did it for fun, and to keep her away from me from time to time."
"Okay, so that's not her. What about Otae? She seemed to have a crush on you."
"Yeah she confessed to me a while ago, but I didn't really responded to her. So she asked me to bang her instead."
"And..?" Otose asked with a long voice, waiting for Gin to answer.
"Of course I accepted the offer. Come on, any one would like to have a girl invited for free sex. But I would really like it if she has bigger breasts though. Well, her nice ass makes up for her lack of bust size."
"My my aren't you a pervert." Otose chuckled, and pour on another drink. "So it's not her either huh? So, eh, is it Kagura-chan? Boy, I never knew you were such a pedophile."
"Would you quit sprouting nonsense please? If I do that I would get 2 Yato after my ass, not to mention that crazy Shinsengumi kid and Shinpachi." Gin sighed and swallowed another glass in one gulp. "I could give shit about the Shinsengumi, but Shinpachi is like a little brother to me, certainly after I banged his sister though. So yeah, I can't destroy the kid's dream of ever getting laid."
"So you mean that Kagura got 2 secrets admirers ? Now that is interesting. But back to the topic. So not Kagura huh ?"
"Nope".
"Then Ketsuno Ana ? Come on you have a huge crush on her don't you dare to deny it."
"Yes but wouldn't it be more logical if I move on with the crush if I can have her?" Gin said." Keep pouring Otose."
"Fine but this is the last free shot. After this you better tell me or else no more free drink for you."
"Alright then old hag, you don't have to be so stingy. I'm gonna tell you anyway."
"You better do it. Now tell me, who is it ?"
"You may never met her before but it's Tsukyo."
"Ah, you mean the Yoshiwara girl.".
"So you knew her?"
"Yeah I met her the time she came here asking to give you some chocolate during Valentine. Never though she would be serious."
"Yeah me too. To me she seems like an One-night-stand type, but hell yeah, that was still the best night ever."
"You better spill it all out now." Otose smirked, and poured the last drop out of the bottle.
"Of course. But you better stock up on sake now. So for now I would just say, my night with her was different than anything I have ever experienced. "
"How was that?" Otose asked as she put up another cigarette.
"Let's just say we start with fellatio, and then 69. After that the infamous doggy style, then switch to reverse cowgirl. Then we ended up with Italian Chandelier. I must admit, being a Yoshiwara woman gives her whole lot of techniques though."
"Sounds like one wild night."
"You have no idea." Gin said, and finished his drink.
"Well I will closed the shop for now." Otose yawned and took a last puff out of her cigarette.
"Then I will be going. Tell me when you have the best sake again, then I will tell you everything, and with that I mean every little juicy details."
"Hum, note to self : stock up on sake tomorrow". Otose thought. And with that, she closed the door and switched of the light.