Hey guys! It's been a while since I wrote a Boondocks fic! I've been too busy with school and all, but here it is: A story over if the Boondocks world joined facebook! Read and Review!


Huey Freeman has now joined Facebook.

Work and Education

High School: Woodcrest High (Class of 2012)

Workplace: Red Lobster (Waiter since December 2010-Present)

Philosophy

Religious views: Christian

Political views: Politics help the world keep stable. Without them we would all die.

Basic Information

About me: My name is Huey Freeman….and that's all you need to know….

Born: September 6, 1993

Current city: Woodcrest, Maryland

Hometown: Chicago, Illinois

Languages: English, Spanish, Chinese, Japanese, French, Sarcasm (fluent)

Interested in: Women

Sex: Male

Phone Number: You better ask me for it.

E-mail:

Huey Freeman: Thought about making a Facebook for the longest while, and here I am now.

Huey Freeman is now friends with Riley YoungReezey Freeman, Jazzy Princess Dubois, C-Merph McPhearson, Robert Jebediah Freeman, Michael Dreadlocks Caesar, and 4,800 other people.

Jazzy Princess Dubois - Huey Freeman: Hiya Huey! It's about time you got a Facebook! We've all been waiting for you to get one!

-Huey Freeman: Wow, glad to know I'm being waited on. You guys are too kind.

Amy Lillian Caesar likes this.

-Ed Wuncler, Sr: But I'm not.

-Michael Dreadlocks Caesar: The whole universe knows that, Wuncler…

Trina Pixiedust and 3,369 others like this.

-Ed Wuncler, Sr: Stfu Michael.

-Amy Lillian Caesar: ...WTF? Huey, why would you add Mayor Wuncler as a friend?

Robert Jebediah Freeman and Thugnificent Jenkins likes this.

-Huey Freeman: …Oh shit, I didn't even know I added him. I got like a billion friend requests after I joined, so I just kinda added whoever requested me, see?

-Trent Rodriguez: LMAO. Why would Wuncler of all people be your friend on Facebook?

Gin Rummy and 767 others like this.

-Ed Wuncler, Sr: That's none of your business, you drunken Mexican.

-Riley YoungReezey Freeman: Wait a second…why the hell do we ALL have Mayor Wuncler as our friend on here?

-Amy Lillian Caesar: …

Gin Rummy and 500,000 others like this.


Gin Rummy: Can anyone come up with a middle name for me on here please? I feel lost without one!

-Christian Blazianboi Juang: Think of an anime name and stick it on here. That's always the best way!

Amy Lillian Caesar likes this.

-Gin Rummy: Anime huh? Hmm…it's so….anime though….Eh I'll get over it. From now on, my name is GIN SAZUKI RUMMY!

Gin Rummy has now changed his name to Gin Sazuki Rummy.

-Ed Wuncler, Sr: Worst. Name. Ever.


Huey Freeman is now in a relationship with Jazzy Princess Dubois.

C-Merph McPhearson, Amy Lillian Caesar, Riley YoungReezey Freeman, and 527,236 others like this.

-Roxanne TallTale: Hahah…I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT!

-Khoi Nguyen: Ummm…everyone's known it for the longest while now…

-Danny Rodriguez: Pwned.

Trent Rodriguez and 1,236,962 others like this.


Jaymes Brody Nguyen is now in a relationship with Christina Lewis.

-Khoi Nguyen: WOAH! YOU DIDN'T TELL ME ABOUT THIS, JAYMIE!

-C-Merph: TEXT ME NOW, MISTER! I NEED DETAILS PLEASE!

-Christina Lewis: Uhh…what? Just because we talk a lot, doesn't mean we're in a relationship, Jaymie. I don't even like you like that, so take that off or else I'll block you.

-Jaymes Brody Nguyen: Awwww…. :(

Jaymes Brody Nguyen is now single.

Cookie Candycane likes this.


Danny Rodriguez: Man, I'm so underweight, it's not even funny! I mean, I eat a lot everyday, too! So how is it that I'm skinny like a pencil?

-Amy Lillian Caesar: It's called bulimia.

Maxine Foster and 902,336 others like this.


Jean Whitefield: Like this if you think I'm in need of plastic surgey!

Helen George and 1,236,455 others like this.

-Jean Whitefield: UGH! YOU PEOPLE ARE SUCH BITCHES! I'M GONNA GO EAT A BOWL OF PEANUTS!

C-Merph McPhearson and 2,456,326 others like this.

-Jean Whitefield: …I'm allergic to peanuts.

Amy Lillian Caesar and 2,145,332 others like this.

-Jean Whitefield: WHY DOESN'T ANYONE LOVE ME? [/self]

-Johnny Whitefield: Lmfao

Eddie Shotgun Wuncler and 2,000,000 others like this.


Huey Freeman listed Riley YoungReezey Freeman as his brother.

-Riley YoungReezey Freeman: About fucking time.


Ed Wuncler, Sr: Need to get my suit polished. Anyone know a good polishing center?

-Rose Esor: Yes. Just take a left turn at 5th avenue and go all the way to Meat Street and go past the McDonalds Mall till you get to Dairy King then make a right and stop as you see 'Bart's Polishing Center', which should be right next to Burger Queen and Out-n-In.

Michael Dreadlocks Caesar likes this.

Ed Wuncler, Sr: ...WHAT?


Cairo Prettyboi Simmons: OMG it's raining in Hillcrest for once! And it's super cold too!

Helen George and Vivian Sunset likes this.

-Braneisha Giveittomebaby Watson: Hey babe, I'm coming over there in a minute so we can cuddle up and keep each other warm in bed. ;)

-Cairo Prettyboi Simmons: Oh boy! I'll light some scented candles!

-Braneisha Giveittomebaby Watson: And I'll bring some certain 'protection' just in case 'something' happens. ;)

-Trent Rodriguez: Get a room.

Danny Rodriguez and Ed Wuncler, Sr likes this.


Jazzy Princess Dubois: Bored at home, watching TV...ugh, nothing is on, as usual...

Simon Croswell: Can I come over?

Jazzy Princess Dubois has blocked Simon Croswell.

Amy Lillian Caesar and Huey Freeman likes this.


Lisa Anne-Marie Jones: I really should be doing homework right now but...I CAN'T STOP LISTENING TO OWL CITY! DX

Khoi Nguyen and 36 others like this.

-Ed Wuncler, Sr: Pffft. Who needs homework? I sure didn't. That's why I dropped out of school. Didn't need it and I'm doing just fine now.

-Christina Lewis: And yet you wonder why Woodcrest is always going crazy and out of control.

Huey Freeman and 1,540,911 others like this.


Susan Mason: OMFG THERE'S A HUGE RIOT GOING ON IN VANES STREET!

Carson Felix likes this.

-Miss Sexy Brittany: That's like the 20th riot this month. That's not news.

-Jackson Ohmn: Wow, talk about being bitchy...

-Helen George: MISS SEXY BRITTANY IS A SKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK!

-Thomas KrisKross: Go play in some traffic, Brittany

-Fairy Queen: GTFO you worthless excuse of a female.

Miss Sexy Brittany has now blocked Helen George, Jackson Ohmn, Thomas KrissKross, and Fairy Queen.


Huey Freeman: Hmm...Emily sent me a friend request. Should I accept?

-Amy Lillian Crenshaw: HELL NO, DON'T TALK TO THAT BIATCH!

Riley YoungReezey Freeman and 95 others like this.

-Huey Freeman: But...I haven't to talked her in years! And it seems like she wants to patch things up too...

-Michael Dreadlocks Caesar: Don't do it Huey. That girl is trouble.

Jazzy Princess Dubois and 102 others like this.

-Ed Wuncler, Sr: DO IT!

-Christian Blazianboi Juang: Shut up Wuncler.

-Huey Freeman: Well...I'm gonna do it only because I haven't talked to her in a long time. If she causes any trouble though, I will block her and delete her.

-Riley YoungReezey Freeman: *facepalms*

Gin Sazuki Rummy and 1,012 others like this.

Huey Freeman is now friends with Emily Hunter.

-Lisa Anne-Marie Jones: DISLIKE!

Jaymes Brody Nguyen and 2,011 others like this.


Miss Sexy Brittany: Screw what people think, I'm a do what makes ME happy! :D

Jazzy Princess Dubois and 20 others like this.

-Jean Whitefield: Does that include stealing things from people and places for no good reason?

-Johnny Whitefield: And acting slutty a lot?

-Janine Hurst: And stalking guys?

-Fresh Fishy: And stealing my chocolate pudding without my permission?

-Sonic the Hedgehog: And trying to hack my facebook account?

Miss Sexy Brittany has now blocked Jean Whitefield, Johnny Whitefield, Janine Hurst, Fresh Fishy, and Sonic the Hedgehog.


Eddie Shotgun Wuncler: Bark bark.

Bill Cosby and 2,145,122,369 others like this.

~End Chapter~


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