Naruto took in the scent of the salty sea looking up at the clear blue skies above. He played with his long hair held in pigtails and sighed looking at his frilly blue dress. He growled as he shifted uncomfortably, the corset cutting most of the air that he could take in. How could his sister stand this? Speaking of sisters. He glared as he remembered.
Naruko stood with her cut hair in front of the mirror admiring her reflection whilst her brother looked at her in shock as she put on his clothes.
"Why are you putting on my clothes?" Naruto said and caught the dress she threw at him.
"I told father I was not marrying that barbaric brute Uchiha and I meant it." She said.
"S-s-so I have to marry him instead? THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE YOU STUPID SISTER!" Naruto shouted at her. She glared at him.
"Of course you're not going to marry him. Don't worry, I have everything under control." She said.
Naruto did not understand his sister's logic. He feared his sister immensely though. Many underestimated her for being a woman but he knew better. She had the brain and the fighting skills of ten men put together… so why was he here? Naruto sighed sitting down on a stool and sighed. He unlike his sister, wasn't smart, couldn't fight… heck, he couldn't even look like a man. Puberty had not been a friend to him and his girlish body and complexion had not changed at all. He was ashamed to say his sister looked better in boy's clothes than he.
"Curse you Naruko." He whispered.
"Hungry miss?" Asked his sister's maid. He smiled sweetly at her. Stupid commoner couldn't even tell him apart from his sister.
"Thankyou Mary." He said accepting the fruit the other offered her and took deep breaths once more trying to get used to this blasted corset. The captain walked up to him and he stood curtsying in greeting.
"Captain."
"Miss Uzumaki. I expect you are finding your journey to your liking?" He asked and Naruto smiled.
"Why yes, it's very… exciting, I've never travelled so far in the sea." He said looking out at the sky which had suddenly become somewhat cloudy. The captain looked up at the sky also and frowned.
"Hmm… seems like we have a storm heading our way." He said. Naruto frowned.
"A storm?" He said worried.
"Never worry Miss Uzumaki. This ship is the strongest ever build paid by your fiancée. He is a very wealthy man Miss Uzumaki, you are very lucky that Govenor Madara Uchiha chose you to be his bride." He said and Naruto nodded with a polite smile.
"I am honoured." He would kill Naruko and make her pay dearly afterwards.
Naruto sighed as he looked out the window. The sun was setting now and it was his sixth day on the sea, or was it seventh? He didn't know nor bother to know. He sighed. This was boring. The smell of the sea was nice though, and the blue sea was a gorgeous jewel to look at every day but there was a limit. Being a woman was boring. You couldn't do anything or it would be seen as wrong. How could Naruko stand it? He looked out at the orange sun and saw something that caught his eye. He squinted his eyes. A black dot seemed to be approaching.
"PIRATES!" Naruto jumped as he looked up hearing the sailors running on the deck and looked at the speck which now resembled a large ship. His heart started racing and he ran up the deck to get a better look at the ship.
"Miss Uzumaki! Go to your room this instant. That is an order if you wish to remain alive." The captain exclaimed as he saw him standing on the deck. Naruto looked at him when suddenly the sound of a canon being shot reached his ears and he cried out surprised as he heard the sound of the iron ball crashing against the ship leaving a large whole on the side of the splendorous ship.
"Miss Uzumaki please!" His sister's maid called grabbing onto his shoulders and starting to pull him inside. Naruto followed without question running inside as the canon fire kept hitting the boat. Naruto screamed as a cannon ball shot through his window crashing just above his head before going through the wall. Naruto sat there on the ground his eyes wide and shaking. The boat was practically beside them now. He heard the screams of the pirate crew and as they boarded the ship.
"What do I do, what do I do?" He whispered and looked around for anything to defend himself with and saw a gun which he ran to pick up and hold close to himself protectively. He then frowned as everything went quiet after some cheers which he didn't know if they were from the pirates or the crew. He heard someone coming to the door and he pointed the gun at the door, his hands shaking as he waited. The door opened to reveal a pirate which froze as he saw Naruto aiming at him.
"Now missy, put that down." Said the silver haired pirate that had half his face covered. Naruto glared.
"Stand back or I shoot pirate." He said angrily trying to sound as menacing as possible.
"What's taking so long Kakashi?" Said a cool voice. Naruto stood holding the gun as the black haired midnight eyed young man passed Kakashi.
"The girl seems unhappy about our visit captain." Said a smiling pale black haired pirate that looked a lot like the 'captain'.
Naruto glared at them. "Stand back or I will shoot!" he shouted and the 'captain' smirked walking up to him. "STOP!"
"Shoot me." Said the captain. Naruto glared and pulled the trigger… except that nothing happened. The pirates laughed and the 'captain' took the gun from his hands which still had the safe on.
"A pleasure to meet your acquaintance miss Uzumaki, my name is Sasuke Uchiha, and you shall be our prisoner from today onwards." He said walking out. "Take her to the ship." He said.
"Uchiha? Y-you can't do this! My father will hear about this! M-Madara Uchiha will hear about this! He's my fiancée! He'll make you all hang for this!" He exclaimed and turned red for two reasons, one, because they were once more laughing at him and two, because he was now truly talking like a woman.
"I assure you miss Uzumaki, that I only wish to see my uncle's expression when he hears about this." Sasuke said and a pink haired girl along with the other pale one came and pulled him along tying his hands behind his back. Naruto glared at them as the ropes bit into his wrists. On the deck all the sailors were tied around the main mast and he rolled his eyes, so much for his fiancée's excellent crew and ship. His eyes widened as the pale one grabbed him around the waist and grabbed onto a rope.
"No! Wait! NOOO!" He screamed as they flew through the air. Then finally they landed on the pirate ship and the pale one let him go. Naruto groaned as he dropped to his knees.
"This is what I get for being bored." He growled to himself. He was mainly ignored as the ship sailed away from the grand ship of his sister's fiancé.
"Now then, what shall we do with the little princess?" asked the pale one as he circled Naruto and reached out to touch his hair and Naruto growled and made to bite him but the pirate pulled his hand away whilst they all laughed. "Feisty one isn't she? Just how I like 'em." He said grabbing Naruto's face and he glared at him.
"Sai, let her go." Sasuke ordered. "She's my uncle's fiancé, we must make her feel… at home." He said and the pink haired one placed a bucket full of dirty water with soap before him and a brush in it. His hands were untied and Naruto massaged his red wrists. "You are to scrub this deck until it sparkles." Said Sasuke and Naruto glared at him.
"I'd rather lie in the deepest abyss of the ocean instead of scrubbing floors, much less the floors of a pirate." He growled. He gasped however as Sasuke slapped him hard across the face making him fall.
"Know your place Uzumaki. You are a prisoner now, and you will do as I say." He said. Naruto glared at him.
"Never." Sasuke glared now and reached down to pull him up by the hair but was surprised to find it was a wig. They all stared at him then. "Well, well, well. What is this? A diversion?" He asked and grabbed hold of him reaching down beneath his skirt making Naruto struggle.
"HEY! Watch where you put your hands you bastard!" He exclaimed and Naruto blushed as he'd been discovered. Sasuke pulled away and pointed a gun at his forehead. "State your name pauper." He said.
"I am not a pauper. My name is… Naruto Uzumaki…" He said. Sasuke stared.
"The governor Uzumaki doesn't have a son." Naruto growled at him.
"I am his son I just… haven't come of age yet… so he keeps me out of the face of the public." He said. Sai chuckled grabbing Naruto's face and caressing his face.
"Well… no wonder, who'd be able to accept such a girly boy as their heir?" He said. Naruto growled slamming his head against the other's face and Sai growled pulling away with a bleeding nose.
"Sai, I told you to leave him alone." Sasuke said and smirked at him. "Well, since the spoilt 'prince' likes wearing dresses so much, let him scrub the deck with it." He said and the crew cheered and Naruto crossed his arms.
"I said I wouldn't scrub floors, let alone that of a filthy disowned Uchiha." He said and Sasuke smirked wider.
"I suggest you start Uzumaki, unless you want to warm my bed tonight." He said and Naruto glared daggers at him before looking at the bucket and grabbing the brush as he started scrubbing the deck. The crew snickered once more before going to do their own chores.
It wasn't an hour before Naruto was already tired and had a couple of blisters in his hands. He looked at them pitifully. His pampered upbringing weren't doing anything to help him.
"A-are you ok?" Asked a shy and soft voice. Naruto turned to look at a blue haired girl with long hair and silver pupiless eyes.
"I'm fine." He said gruffly. She was a pirate after all.
"My name is, Hinata." She said softly and Naruto looked at her once more.
"… Nice to meet you?" He said unsure about what the girl wanted from him. She smiled and nodded.
"Nice to meet you too Naruto." She said. Naruto didn't have time to smile back as a bucket of cold sea water was thrown on him.
"Keep scrubbing, you missed a spot. Hinata, come, I need your help." A blonde large chested woman said and Naruto glared at her.
"You stupid old bag!" He shouted and the woman froze turning stiffly around.
"W-what did you call me?" She hissed and Hinata had to hold her back. "You little brat, pampered pretty boy I'll fucking scar your face!" She screamed at him struggling against hinata's hold.
"Calm down Tsunade-sama." Hinata said with her soft voice trying to get her teacher to stop trying to kill Naruto.
"Why don't you do your job you little cross-dresser!" Tsunade yelled at him and Naruto was furious.
"Don't talk to me to casually you filthy pirate!" Naruto yelled back but was suddenly surprised as another bucket of cold water was thrown at him. This time it came from Sasuke and he turned to glare viciously at him.
"Enough usuratonkachi. Do your job." He said and Naruto froze.
"W-what did you call me?" He shouted at him throwing at Sasuke his own bucket full of dirty water, bucket and all and a nice thud was heard as it hit Sasuke's head. "I knew it… it's hollow…" He said to himself. Sasuke turned very slowly to him and Naruto glared but he dropped that glare quickly as the other approached him with an icy cold stare. He grabbed hold of Naruto's arm and pulled him along the deck. "What are you doing you stupid pirate? Let me go teme!" He yelled but Sasuke didn't listen to him as he dragged him to his room and closed the door behind him. Naruto glared at him and Sasuke smirked.
"That wasn't a very nice thing to do." He said walking slowly towards him and Naruto stepped back.
"You started it." Was all he said and Sasuke chuckled.
"Now we're both soaking wet. This wont do, we might catch a cold. Since you got me wet in the first place, I suggest you help me with my clothes." He said walking closer and Naruto stepped back and hit the bed falling on it before jumping off it was if it was on fire and walking on a different direction but Sasuke grabbed him by the wrist throwing him on the bed once more and getting on top of him. Naruto felt lightheaded as his heart raced and the corset didn't let any air into his lungs.
"I… can't breathe…" he gasped as Sasuke played with his dress.
"What did you say?" He said looking at Naruto who's eyes merely rolled to the back of his head as he fainted. Sasuke blinked confused looking at him and shook him softly. "Hey, brat, wake up." But Naruto didn't listen and Sasuke sighed pulling back. "Stupid Usuratonkachi."