This is not going to be a one shot! It's the gang throughout the years! Starting from Pre-K to present day! It's my take on the day Chuck Bass realizes he's in love with Blair Waldorf! He seems out of character because he's drunk off his ass! =) Sooo enjoy! I know someone else has their own story throughout the years, but here's my version.


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"Chuck! Chuckles! Tell me how you feel about her! You know you like herrr! I see you stare at her all the time…like you're amazed or something!" Serena said in a sing song voice.

Sure her speech was slurring, due to the 8 apple martinis she chugged down, and sure she was hugging her Kate Spade purse like it was her best friend but that didn't mean anything!

She knew very well what she was saying, and she knew for a fact Chuck Bass, all around womanizer since Pre-K, had a thing for her best friend Blair Waldorf.

Nate, Chuck's best friend has been going out with Blair since birth practically, and Serena's always loved Nate.

But that didn't stop Chuck for falling for his best friend's girl. Sure they were still going out for Nate's parents sake but Chuck knew Blair would never go for him.

And that is why he left Nate and Blair alone, to continue their pathetic dance of love.

"I do not. I don't like any one girl. I'm open to every girl! I'm Chuck Bass for Christ's sake!" He yelled slamming down his 10th scotch.

How the hell did one of his best friend's Serena, manage to get him drunk and contemplate whether he liked Blair or not?

The thing is the only person who noticed Chuck's crush on Blair was Serena. She always knew he liked Blair, since day one.

"Do too! Who cares if you're Chuck Bass? She freaking gave you that name to begin with! Remember Charles?" She asked grinning widely and winking.

She sloshed the pink liquid of her newly ordered Cosmopolitan and chugged it down. "Admit it Bass…you likeeeee her."

"Fine. But Nathaniel can never know this! Please Serena! Please don't tell him?" He winced looking around anxiously.

His eyes widened in anxiety as if realizing something horrible. He gasped and grabbed Serena's arm. "Or her! Oh God…she'd shun me for the rest of her life if she ever found out!" He whined, moaning into his hands.

He rested his cheek onto the wooden counter of the bar and gazed up at Serena. She patted his shoulder and closed her eyes.

"Your secret's safe Bass!" She said trying to whisper. It came out as more of a loud gasp. She attempted to put her finger up to her lips but missed it by an inch so she was doing the quiet motion to her cheek.

"Thanks Serena…" He mumbled downing another shot. Since when did he get wasted so fast? Since he didn't eat breakfast or lunch...

"So tell me Chuck! Tell me your story with Blair!" She yelled throwing her hands up excitedly. If this had been anyone else they would've kicked her drunk self out a long time ago.

But she was Serena Van der Woodsen, and they'd lose half of their customers if they kicked her or Chuck Bass out.

"W-What!? Why!?" He stammered out playing with his thumbs. He shook his head in disbelief, what the hell was wrong with these two? It was a Wednesday afternoon and they were getting wasted.

"C'mon Bass! You know I'm a sucker for loveee, and I wanna hear your take on all the stories since pre-k!" She motioned to the bartender to get her another Cosmopolitan and she smiled once it was set down on the bar.

"Fineee…but… only because I'm drunk! But shh don't tell anybody any of these stories okay?"

She nodded excitedly and sipped some more of her drink. He sighed and rested his cheeks in his hands.

"It all started in…"

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Pre-K…

'Chuckles! Come here!' Blair whined stamping her hot pink Mary Janes into the sand box.

She patted her soft chocolate curls and adjusted her plaid headband. She smiled at her blonde best friend Serena who was chasing around Nate.

Chuck ran over tugging on his brown hair that fell into his dark brown eyes.

Even for a little kid people could tell he'd grow up to be utterly handsome.

He straightened out his purple bow tie and smiled his somewhat toothless grin.

'What do you want Blair?! My name is Charles! Not…Chuckles!' He yelled poking her so hard she fell onto the sand.

She frowned and pulled on his black suit causing him to fall on top of her.

As they rolled around in the sandbox Nate and Serena smiled at each other and started laughing hysterically.

They ignored the yelling and screeching that was happening in the sandbox and started chasing each other around the playground.

The adults commented on how graceful and beautiful the two golden haired children were.

'Ow…get off of me!' Blair whined squirming under Chuck's surprisingly strong body.

'NO! You called me Chuck! Take it back!'

'NO! Never!'

He raised an eyebrow and crossed his arms still trapping Blair beneath him. 'Oh yeah?'

'Yeah! I'm Blair Waldorf!' She shouted sticking her tongue out.

'Fine! Blair Waldorf!' He yelled before suddenly grabbing one of her hands and using his other free hand to tickle her.

She screeched and burst into a fit of giggles rolling around.

The teacher ran over and separated the two shaking her head. "Time out for the both of you!"

She put them in opposite corners and left the room.

'This is all your fault!' Blair whined shaking the sand off of her body.

Chuck did the same and stuck his tongue out.

'You're just mad because Nathaniel likes Serenie and not you!'

'Shut up CHUCK! I don't care!'

'Oh yeah? Prove it!'

'FINE!' She marched over to him and grabbed him by the collar of his black suit.

She pressed her lips up against his and backed away quickly.

She didn't know what it meant, but she did know it was called a kiss. And it was what adults did when they loved someone.

Not that she loved Chuck Bass. She could never love him!

But she saw Audrey Hepburn do it at the end of 'Breakfast at Tiffany's' and she wanted to see what the big deal was.

They both stared at each other.

She crossed her arms and backed away raising an eyebrow.

'Well?'

His eyes wide with shock, he touched his lips and smiled. 'Did you just eat Pop Rocks?'

'Yeah…what's it to you?'

'Can I have some?' He asked grabbing her gloved hand.

'Of course! They're watermelon.'

And that was the start of a beautiful friendship.

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Serena giggled and clapped excitedly. "So you were her first kiss! Aww Chuckles! Go you!"

Chuck shrugged and looked around at the now empty bar. "Yeah…she never told you? Maybe she forgot." He said sadly looking down.

She took his shoulders and shook them a little. "Go on tell me another story!"

The bartender shook his head in disapproval and walked towards the opposite end of the bar grabbing a glass for himself. If he had to put up with this drunken confession of love he needed to be wasted as well, but somewhere else.

Chuck laughed and shook his head grabbing the whiskey bottle subtly. "Fine. Would you like to hear every grade?"

She nodded and grabbed her drink chugging it down. "Tell me more!"


So what'd you think!? I've been wanting to do a fanfic like this for a really long time! R&R please! If you don't I won't know if you like it or not! =) Plus they make me happy! ps: this is set in season one, and Nate & Blair are still going out, Serena & Blair made up, Chair never happened, but that doesn't mean it won't in this story!