This story is like in the 4-5 book, but I guess you could say im wrong.

K= Kyo Y= Yuki T= Tohru M=Me/Host

These are answers to questions me and my friends have, most of the A's are made by my brain but some of them are researched.

(It's a little early so Yuki's kind of out of it.)

Do do ti do do ti too! (Music)

I walk in waving the question cards and smiling at the tv cameras.

M- hello one and all, to the Faruba international character interviews. Or FICI. Please give a loud welcome to our first guests- Tohru Honda, Kyo Sohma and Yuki Sohma!

*Applause!* Kyo, Yuki and Tohru enter stage, Tohru smiling bigly, Kyo and Yuki looking murderess. They sit down- Kyo then Tohru then Yuki.

M- So let's get strait to the point shall we? - Tohru, you are first.

Tohru yelps and perks up in her seat. Yuki smiles smallie and Kyo blushes.

T- Sure what do the fans want to know?

M- Well lets see… here, do you think it would be better for everyone if Yuki and Kyo were girls?

All three mouths drop open. Tohru starts flaring around uncontrollably.

T- NO I THINK IT WOULD BE TERRIBLE IF YUKI AND KYO WHERE GIRLS, I MEAN I GUESS THaT WOULD BE COOL I COULD HUG THEM AND ALL BUT I DON'T THINK TH-!

M- Well with that in mind; we had our custom artist draw pictures of kyo and Yuki if they where girls. Would you like to see them?

Kyo and Yuki stand up.

Y+K- NO!

M- well that settles it, please bring out the sketches.

Two girls walk out with curtained canvases.

M- So Kyo, would you like to see your girl persona first?

K- *nothing

M- Okay so here is Kyoko- oh, sorry Tohru, the fans came up with that.

I lift curtain; its Kyo but with longer hair, wearing a beanie and holding a skateboard. Yuki smiles. But Kyo is to busy getting upset to notice.

K- WHAT THE- I would never be caught dead with a skate board! And what the hell is on my head! It looks like a big sock!

M- its called a beanie. Now wouldn't you like to Yuki's girl persona? Her name is Yuki, cause well Yuki actually means 'how adorable' or 'snow' so we left it at that.

Kyo sits down glaring at his own photo but smiling at 'Yuki's' name. I uncover Yuki's picture and Kyo busts out laughing and rolling on the floor. The photo is just a picture of Yuki, normal as ever wearing a skirt.

K- HA HA HA HA HA! That's good- oh oo my gut- that's sooooooooooooo rich!

Kyo wipes a tear from his eye and sits back on his chair snickering. Yuki and Tohru's mouths are still wide open.

M- Okay, I see we have some great reactions! Now Yuki, Tohru please close your mouths before they become the new homes of fruit flies. –Yuki and Tohru close there mouths but are still staring at the picture.- Okay, if we want to ask anymore questions we should take out the pictures.

After the pictures are removed

M- The next question is for- Kyo, so kyo the fans what to know the real reason you hate Yuki so much?

Kyo flinches and squints at the camera eviley.

K- well its obvious of course. He's the RAT! Stupid damn rat.

M- No I said the REAL reason. Don't make me get Kagura!

I hold up a cell phone, kyo gets a terrified look on his face.

K- Fine I guess he gets every thing, all the time.

M- Yes finally! The truth and I'm glad you said that. Kyo could you go stand over by that curtain over there.

Kyo looks over his shoulder to a red curtain hanging over the wall.

K- fine whatever.

Kyo goes over to curtain and sighs.

K- What know?

M- Pull the cord Kyo. Then you'll see!

Kyo looks at me suspiciously then pulls the cord. Behind the curtain is a window, outside the window is a wave of girls, holding sighs and they look up at Kyo.

Random fan girl- Oh My Gosh! Its KYO! AHHHHHHHH!

All the fan girls- Kyo, Omg marrie me- Kyo I love you- Kyo your sooooo hot! (stuff like that)

Kyo stands in front of the window blankly

K- wooh.

M- Now Yuki could you please go stand in front of the window.

Yuki sighs and gets up. He shoves Kyo out of the way and stands in front of the window. The cheering stops immediately.

One girl at the back of the crowd- ITS YUKI!

Kyo starts laughing again. Yuki turns to him and shoves him through the window. Tohru hopes up soon but Kyo climbs through the broken window. His hair is ruffled, his shirt is unbuttoned, his sleeve is torn off and he's covered in lipstick stains.

K- wow, I don't even think Shishou could stand up against that.

Kyo and Yuki walk over and sit down. Tohru looks at Kyo.

T- That's so good for you Kyo! I feel so happy for you!

Kyo turns a dark shade of purple. Yuki breathes heavily but Tohru doesn't notice.

M- so the next question is for Yuki- Yuki did you know that Tohru doesn't like leeks either?

Tohru, Yuki and Kyo look up from there feet. Kyo looks at Tohru.

K- What?

Tohru blushes.

T- I mean there not my favourite food but I guess I've grown fonder of them since we planted them at the secret base.

Y- Miss Honda!

Yuki turns to Tohru. His face stricken.

T- Oh I'm sorry Yuki, I totally forgot. Please forgive me.

Yuki slumps forward in his chair.

Y- No, I'm sorry Miss Honda. It's just a little early for me.

Yuki puts his head in his hands and slumps farther. Tohru looks worried about Yukis health.

M- Okay. It seems Yuki needs a nap. so we will take brake and come back at 2:00. So bye for now!

Screen goes black-

At 2:00- Yuki Tohru and Kyo are sitting in their spots.

M- So the next question is for- wait we still haven't resolved the last questions issue have we? Okay so the last question was Yuki, did you know Tohru doesn't like leeks? From the reaction you gave I'm guessing you didn't know either Kyo.

K- well why would i?

M- So Now the next question is for Tohru – Tohru is there anyone you don t like?

Tohru opens her mouth and I flip the card over.

M- wait it seems this question wasn't meant for Tohru its meant for Yuki and Kyo. So boys, is there anyone Tohru doesn't like?

Y- Miss Honda likes every one and that's just the way she is.

K- Ya, she doesn't let the bad in people get her down. I remember the first time I was really mean to her, like REALLY mean. She barely held it against me even though I suck at apologies it didn't taint her view on me. Well, she did think I was a stocker when I tried to walk her home.

Yuki looks around Tohru head and stairs at Kyo chuckling softly. (Yuki laughing not Kyo)

Y- What?

K- I thought you knew that rat! And since when do you laugh!

Yuki straitens up.

Y- next question please.

M- okay the next question is for Kyo. Kyo have you ever wished you could have different coloured hair?

Kyo puts up his hand and strokes his bright orange hair.

K- I guess I thought about it, but I like orange.

M- Well this next question is for Yuki, Tohru and Kyo. Its like a `do it` question it says, Tohru should go on a date with both of them, at the same time.

*Chirp chirp.

K- Ummm…?

Y-Ahhhh…?

T- …?

M- So that settles it, you will go on a date tonight and then tell us about it after we interview the others.

M- okay well this next question is for Yuki; if Tohru had been in your fan club and just like them and you still found her living in the tent, would you have still invited her to live with you?

Y- what?

M- You heard me, so?

Y- Ummm….

M- Well unfortunately we are out of time for this episode, our next episode will be Aayame, Hatori and Shigure and well see what Yuki's answer is and talk about there date. So ya, your genna have to see your brother.

Aayame walks in.

A-Don't worry little brother I will make sure you can answer you're question and I can already see the answer in your little eyes!

Y- WHAT! (standing up and actually showing emotion.)

M- well that's our show! Goodnight every one.

Yuki runs at Aayame but I intervene.

M- And if I don`t come home for dinner tonight mom, call the hospital!

Yuki tries to kill Aayame while Kyo takes Tohru by the hand and pulls her off the stage.