Merlin On Facebook (Series 1)
A/N: What would Merlin look like if everyone in Camelot used Facebook? Read through series 1 of Merlin, whether you laugh or cry at the spupidity is all up to you.
Also, this parody is based in the style of "Harry Potter: Facebook News Feed Edition" by BurstAndBloom91. So if you enjoyed this you should definitely check that one out!
Disclaimer: I don't own Merlin.
Merlin: In Camelot, y'all!
Hunith the Mom and Gaius likes this
Uther Pendragon: MAGIC IS BAD! THOSE WHO PRACTICE MAGIC – OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!
Arthur Pendragon and 1,556 others like this
Morgana, Merlin and Mordred dislike this
Merlin: First impression of Camelot is bad. Very, very bad. How am I suppoused to practice magic now? FML!
Uther Pendragon: WHAT'S THAT, BOY?
Merlin: Ugh, forget I said anything.
Uther Pendragon: Ok.
Merlin: Wonders if Uther really is an idiot, or an ignoramus.
Guinevere likes this
Gaius: Just browing some books! Wonder which one I'm gonna pick today…and whoops, sounds like something broke where I'm standing on! Shouldn't be too bad.
1 second later
Gaius: AND WHOOPS NOW I'M FALLING DOWN! SOMEONE HELP ME
Merlin: Seriously? You're updating your Facebook status even though your head is practically smashed on the floor like mashed potatoes, and you couldn't even use your hands to damp the fall? WTF
Gaius: SOMEONE SAVE ME
Merlin: -.-
Merlin sent Gaius a safe landig
Gaius wrote on Merlin's Wall: I OWE YOU MY LIFE!
Merlin: Nah, it's ok. I'm sure we can agree on something, like you giving me a spellbook and me being very secretive about it.
Gaius: Wut
Merlin: Wat
Gaius gave Merlin a Spellbook
Merlin and Gaius are now friends
Merlin: Watching a snobbish, blonde boy bullying someone sure takes you back to the high school years…. Ah, memories.
Arthur Pendragon: Are you talking about me?
Merlin: I can't see anyone else prancing around like a diva.
Sir Leon: Ooooohh-
Arthur Pendragon: SHUT UP, LEON.
Arthur Pendragon and Merlin are now friends
Arthur Pendragon wrote on Merlin's Wall: Bring it, bitch.
Merlin: ...You honestly did not just add me to your friends requests so that you could fight me! That's so gay.
Arthur Pendragon: Then why did you accept my friend request?
Merlin: Because I thought we were only joking around
Merlin: Douchebag
Arthur Pendragon: THAT'S IT! I want your ass in jail right now!
Merlin: Oooh, whatcha gonna do about it?
Arthur Pendragon: I'm the son of Uther Pendragon, hence the last name. I'd shit my pants if I were you.
Merlin: …
Merlin became a fan of Shitting Your Pants in Public
Merlin and Arthur Pendragon are no longer friends.
Gaiuswrote on Merlin's Wall: Glad you're making this easy for me, kid.
Merlin: Sorry :(
Gaius: It's fine, Merlin. Just… don't make it a habit.
Merlin: I won't! It's not like I'm gonna do this on a regular basis
Kilgarrah The Dragonlikes this
Gaius: Ok.
Uther Pendragon likes this
Merlin attended the "Let's Go Fucking Crazy! Throw Some Tomatoes At This Pathetic Boy!"
Merlin: Gonna need heaps of conditoner to get these things out of my hair, ugh….
Guinever: Hi! I'm Guinevere, but most people call me Gwen.
Merlin: HOLY SHIT WHERE DID YOU COME FROM WHAT IS THIS SORCERY
Guinevere: Relax! I just wanted to, um, say that um, what you did was great! You know, standing up to Arthur and everything. But um…
Merlin: …
Guinevere: We all know that you of all people couldn't possibly slap the shit out of him. Look at you! So weak and frail
Merlin: …
Guinevere: But hey, at least you're okay!^^
Merlin: Wow. You're terrible at flirting.
Guinevere: PSSH! I wasn't flirting with you! It's just in my nature to be this nice. CAN'T YOU SEE HOW CUTE I AM?
Merlin: S-sure.
Merlin and Guinevere are now friends
Lady Helen: How very OMINOUS of me to arrive at Camelot at this particularly late hour.
Uther Pendragon: I see no wrong in this!
Lady Helen: You never do…
Uther Pendragon: LET'S GO EAT SOME STRAWBERRIES!
Lady Helen: All according to plan
Arthur Pendragon poked Merlin
Merlin wrote on Arthur Pendragon's wall: Hey, dipshit!
Arthur Pendragon: You can't address me like that!
Merlin: Aw, you gonna cry?;)
Arthur's Friends In The Background: Not sure if flirting or being serious.
Arthur Pendragon: Do you know how to walk on your knees?
Arthur's Friends In The Background: 'Kay, definitely flirting-
Arthur Pendragon: WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP! C'mon Merlin, let's do this mano a mano!
Merlin: I just had a manicure… but we'll do this again! Shit's not over yet.
Arthur Pendragon: FINE!
Arthur's Friends In The Background became a fan of Merthur
Merlin: ?
Kilgarrah The Dragon wrote on Merlin's wall: MERLIN.
Merlin: Who the hell are you?
Kilgarrah The Dragon: It is I – the great slash dragon! I've come to your guidance.
Merlin: Wha-
Kilgarrah The Dragon: You and Arthur are both sides of the same coin. Write that up cuz I'm not repeating that ever again.
Merlin: This is some serious bullshit. I hate Arthur and everything he stand for. I even like Uther more than him.
Kilgarrah The Dragon: MERLIN!
Merlin: Would you stop that? I guess I really don't have any say in this…
Hunith The Mom likes this
Merlin and Kilgarrah The Dragon are now friends
Gaius wrote on Merlin's wall: I've got some chores for you today.
Merlin: Cut me some slack, would you.
Gaius: Seriously? This is the first assignment I'm giving you.
Merlin: Ugh, fine! Just don't make it a habit.
Gaius: -.-
Merlin: Well this is rather awkward. Not everyday a boy walks into a room with a woman in it. (sent from mobile)
Morgana: Gwen?
Merlin: Are everyone as stupid as Uther? I'm obviously Merlin, not Gwen.
Morgana: *this goes on for a while*
Merlin: Nice ass though.
Guinevere: Merlin? This is in no way creepy.
Merlin: Laterzz
Very Pale Servant Girl wrote on Lady Helen's wall: brought u some snacks! Jk lolol tthey're just fruits
Lady Helen: I should kill you just for the hell of it. I do hate it when blonde women can't spell.
Very Pale Servant Girl: wuzz tha?
Very Pale Servant Girl is now Offline
Lady Helen: Craving an apple now.
Uther Pendragon, Arthur Pendragon and 503 others are attending "Lady Helen's Concert" (Tickets sold out!)
Uther Pendragon: This shall be fun! Everyone, have a seat and enjoy the show. This woman is in no way creepy.
Merlin: I'll just stay here in the corner. Sigh…
Lady Helen: Lalalalalala *does a really cool opera voice that can in no way fit into this*
Uther Pendragon, Arthur Pendragon and 503 others are now Offline
Merlin: I may not be the brighest bulb in the bush, but I don't think a song is suppoused to make everyone fall asleep!
Merlin sent Lady Helen a falling chandelier
Lady Helen: Ugh…
Uther Pendragon, Arthur Pendragon and 503 others are now Online
Arthur Pendragon: THE HELL JUST HAPPENED? THE HELL IS THIS? THE HELL ARE YOU?
Lady Helen sent a FLYING DAGGER OF DOOM in Arthur Pendagon's direction
Arthur Pendragon: Not the face!
Merlin: Not my destiny!
Merlin saved Arthur Pendragon's life
Lady Helen is now Offline
Uther Pendragon wrote on Merlin's wall: You just saved my son's life!
Merlin: No shit, shitlock.
Arthur Pendragon: I suppouse I should thank you…
Uther Pendragon: As a token of my appreciation, I hereby order you to be Arthur's manservant.
Merlin: BUT
Arthur Pendragon: BUT
Uther Pendragon: No butts!
Merlin: FML
Arthur Pendragon sent Merlin a murderous glare
A/N: SO, what did you all think? I was thinking of making a parody of every episode, so there'll be 13 chapters.
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