A/N A series of short (Or maybe not) stories, I'll try to put them in order from Pilot to now, but it might be hard, and they might be out of order, depending on what I come up with first... Hope you enjoy! And thanks to shel, my beta:D:D Second Bones story written, first published.

The Many Schemes of Angela Montenegro.

Disclaimer: I Don't own Bones or any of the characters.

Summery: Over the years Angela has come up with many ways to get Booth and Bones together, only problem is they never work! But that doesn't stop her.

Pairings: BB (Of course!) And Hodgins/Angela for earlier seasons, oh! And a little Sweets/Daisy. And there might be some other ones too, but I don't know yet.

PROLOGUE:

Angela had just finished work for the day and had gone home. She turned on her laptop and searched through her favorites bar. When the page loaded she typed 'Hi' to her online buddy.

'What's up?' the message came up.

"I met a hot FBI Agent for the second time today." Angela said out loud as she typed.

'Cool! Did you make a move on him?'

'No.'

'WHY NOT?!?!'

'Because he obviously has the hots for my BF.'

'Oh, so did she make a move on him?'

'No, but I wish she would!'

'Does she not like him or something?'

'Oh, she definitely likes him, maybe a little to much. But she won't admit it.'

'Why don't you make her?'

'You know, that not a bad idea! Thanks!. Logging off now.'

Angela pulled out her diary and started writing.

PILOT.

Dear Diary,

Old flames were rekindled today when Agent Booth and Dr. Brennan met once again. They waited till after midnight to fulfill their desire for one another...

Gosh this sounds like the start of a cheesy romance novel! Oh how I wish it were true, but sadly, it's not... yet. What really happened is that they don't like each other very much. But I'm confident they will when I'm done with them. This is going to be a record of my plan of getting them together. Brennan will love me for doing this, even if she might hate me first. But there are risks that must be taken in order to do this.

Hi, me again. So here's what happened earlier:

I was walking past the shooting range, looking for Brennan, and I found her there, but she wasn't alone. Booth was leaning over her, it looked like he was gonna kiss her. It was at that point I had to hold back a squeal. I walked closer, darn! They were just talking! But the heat in that moment is very hard to describe. So hot. He leaned back and I ran out of there when he started coming my way.

I think I'll talk to Brennan about it later... Maybe. Right now I'm just hoping she doesn't kill me for eavesdropping. I did talk to Hodgins about it, he thinks it might work, and he even gave me notebook to keep track of the progress. So I'm gonna use that instead of my Diary.

Angela.

What did you think? Feedback is always appreciated! Next chapter out soon:D:D