I do not own Naruto. This is a oneshot of my OCC and what she does to keep Sasuke from leaving the village. Me and my cousin Cheyenne thought this up and we thought that it was really funny, so I hope you like it too. Enjoy!

'thoughts'

"speaking"

Luna's POV

I was walking throw the quiet, dark steets one night to pass her restless night when suddenly I heard voices. 'That's strange, no one is usually up at this time," I thinks and walks towards the voices. I was standing in the shadows of the trees beside a stone path leading out of the village when I saw Sakura and Sasuke standing in the middle of it. " I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!" Sakura yells with tears running down her face, 'God, yeah everyone knows your madly in love with Sasuke,' I thinks with a roll of her blue eyes. Sasuke just stands there with his back turned, keeping his expression hidden from sight, he suddenly starts walking away when Sakura runs forward a little then stops " IF YOU LEAVE I'LL SCREAM," she yells, 'well hate to break it to you but your all ready screaming,' I think then I notice the pack on Sasuke's back and realizes, ' Sasuke's leaving the village,'. Sasuke disappears after Sakura's outburst that she was going to scream and appears behind her.

They stand there for a moment then Sasuke finally speaks " Sakura...thank you," then he knocks her out, making her fall. He catches her and walks over to a park bench near by, he sets Sakura down and turns once more to walk out of the village. I run out of my hiding place and yell in panic " SASUKE WAIT!" he stops and turn once more to glare at me. "What? Your going to confess your undying love for me too?" he says in sarcasm, I shakes my head no " DON'T YOU KNOW? IT'S DUCK HUNTING SEASON!" I yells in panic. He stiffens at this outburst...

No ones POV

Sasuke stiffen at Luna's outburst, 'Duck hunting...season,' he think and feel the panic rise in the pit of his stomache as he have a sudden flash forward of what could happen to him if he leaves the village.

*Flash forward*

Sasuke walk through the Konoha gates, when suddenly a arrow wizzes by his head, he snap his head in the direction it came from to see that there was a middle aged man in hunting gear with a crossbow in his hands. He takes another arrow out of the his bag and aims for Sasuke's heart, he lets loosse the arrow and Sasuke try's to move but only to feel strong arms wrap aroung his arms and torso. Time seems to slow down as the arrow comes closer and closer to his heart.

*Flash forward ends*

Sasuke's heart races at the mental images running through his head, " YOU CANT GO OR ELSE YOU'LL HAVE YOUR HEAD MOUNTED ON SOME HUNTERS WALL!" Luna yells and Sasuke looses the little nerve he had left. Sasuke suddenly turns with a look of horror on his usual stoic face and runs past Luna with his arms in the air while screaming like a little girl " I DON'T WANT TO BE HUNTER FOOD OR HAVE MY HEAD MOUNTED TO A WALL!"

...and that was how my OCC kept Sasuke from leaving the village, Sasuke never left the village cause he was too afraid that he would be attacked by hunters.

THE END.

P.S. I know that was a little lame, but oh well, it was just for fun, hehe. Oh and check out my other story !