Author's Note: This is an idea I've had for a long time, finally made real. Yes, "Roses are red"s about Doctor Who.

1

Bowties are red

Fezzes are cool

if you're not a whovian

then you are a fool

2

Daleks are red

the TARDIS is blue

the best show on TV

must be "Doctor Who"

3

The Doctor is dead

he's bid us adeu

But he will return

if she remembers you

A/N: Chameleon Circuit!

4

As K-9 once said

"affirmative" means true

Sadly, the truth is,

he's awesomer than you