A/N: This story is purely for a laugh. I had a crazy idea and ran with it. I will not tolerate Flaming if you can't take a joke. If Krillin seems OOC sorry but I'm trying to draw on the fact that he used to be a monk. So enjoy Jesus Was What? Sheena Salam
Disclaimer: I do not own Dragonball/Z/GT except for every movie released in America.
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Jesus Was What?
Goten and Trunk were talking about this kid they meet at the park and Goten asks Trunks "What is Christianity?" While Trunks was scratching his head trying to come up with a smart-aleck remark Krillin comes in with Gohan and answers. *"Christianity, from teachings of Jesus Christ:based on or relating to a belief in Jesus Christ as the Son of God and the Messiah, and acceptance of his teachings, contained in the Gospels and a Christian is a believer in Jesus Christ as savior, someone whose religion is Christianity"*
Trunks looked at Krillin like he just sprouted another head, where as Goten piped up and asked "Did he fight bad guys like dad and Gohan."
Krillin replies "Not really he was a healer he traveled to and from every city and small town who told stories to teach the people to help other and do good things, then sacrificed himself for everyone's bad deeds."
"Well did he have any powers?" Trunks Interjected disappointedly.
Not seeing this really go anywhere Krillin replies, "They were more like gifts he could heal with a touch, walk on water, and turn water into wine, small things." Not really wanting to continue with this history lesson.
Gohan asks Krillin "How do you know this?"
Krillin gives a small smile "I used to be a monk before I ran away to learn martial arts and meet your dad."
Vegeta comes in the room laughing
Krillin turns around and retorts "What's the deal Vegeta why are you laughing?"
Vegeta scuffs "That bull you were spouting, he was a failure just like that clown Kakarot. He too was sent here to destroy this planet. That so called savior was a Sayian."
Krillin completely stunned "Jesus was what?"
The End?
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