Episode 1: Jiras vs. Varan
"Hello, and welcome to the Deadliest Kaiju, the monster version of the Deadliest Warrior. I'm your host, Kujo, and with me is my friends, Jake, a computer genius, and Matt, a kaijuologist. For this episode, we have two unknown kaiju fight to see just who is the deadliest." Jiras, the frilled sea dinosaur, goes up against Varan, the gliding guardian monster.
Jiras's abilities:
Electric Ray: Jiras can fire an electric ray that can shatter rocks and cause small fires.
Strength: Extraordinary strong for his size.
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Varan's abilities:
Spikes: Varan has spikes from his head, along his back, to the end of his tail. The spikes are sharp enough to go through the skins of even the strongest kaiju armor.
Gliding ability: Varan has extra skin that he can use to glide some distance with.
Sonic Wave Blast: Varan's rarely used beam attack. He can fire a series of sonic waves at an opponent, making semi-strong monsters explode on contact.
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So that either kaiju doesn't win with a lucky blow, there will be a 1000 battle simulation.
"Now, both monsters will battle a 1000-meter area, half of which is in a local lake," said Jake, "All that's left to is start the battles."
Scene:
As Jiras walks along the beach, not caring any bit of what was around his surroundings. But, as he goes away from the beach, he sees the water start to form, as if something is about to rise from the depths of the water. He doesn't care anything about it, but when he is 50 meters away from the lake, he hears an enrage roar. He turns around and sees Varan on his hind legs, up to his ankles in the body of water. He doesn't like it that an intruder dares invade his territory, but he wants the intruder out asap. Jiras, not knowing what he has done wrong, picks up a rock and tosses it in the air, firing his electric ray and destroying the rock. Varan responds in kind, but picks up three rock, and firing his Sonic Wave Blast, destroying all three rocks in a single blast. Jiras, thinking this act is a threat, charges right at Varan. At the last second, Varan spins around and hits Jiras in the face, and knocking Jiras down. Jiras gets right back up and swings his tail, but Varan ducks and uses his tail as he spins again to trip Jiras. Not wanting to just wait for his opponent to get up, Varan takes the advantage and rips off Jiras's frill from his neck. After the frill is off of his neck, Jiras gets up and wails on him until he is on the ground trying to get back up. Pressing his advantage, Jiras picks up Varan and throws him in the lake. After a minute of waiting for his opponent, Jiras roar in victory, catching him off guard. The last thing he sees is Varan gliding out of the lake before he feels a bolt of sharp pain in his chest. As blood trickles from his mouth, blood is spewing from his chest because of Varan's head spikes. After pulling his head spike out gently, he lets Jiras's corpse fall to the ground. After a moment to make sure his opponent was dead, Varan roar in victory, as he has protected his territory from this intruder.
Winner: Varan
Varan:624 kills
Main killing weapon: Spikes with 420 kills
Jiras: 376 kills
Main killing weapon: Strength with 270 kills
" The main reason that Varan won," says Matt, "is that Varan is more experienced than Jiras, and has been able to hone in his fighting technique. Jiras was not as honed in with his fighting technique, especially when his frill was ripped off his neck. Jiras always gets in a rage when his frill is ripped off, which happened in most of the scenario."