I'll make this short and sweet. I haven't written in almost a year. Please bear with me and my shitty way of getting back into writing. Reviews are welcomed as always.
Your name is John Egbert. You are currently 22 years old and you are having the biggest argument with the man, well, troll you love. And the man you love, and hate simultaneously is named Karkat Vantas.
You have no fucking idea what you two were arguing about now. It all seemed like static noise as he went off in a rage about something you were too tired to listen too. This wasn't anything new. You two had been fighting since the first day you met. Well, no, that wasn't completely true. He fought. You just sat there trying so hard to keep that dorky smile on your face as you took the blame for whatever it was you were arguing about. But, it wasn't always like this. There was a time you remember you were so much happier being with Karkat. You still were happy, you just had a lot more arguments than you did back then.
After the game, and your developing two year relationship, Karkat came and stayed with you on earth. In fact, most of the trolls lived on earth now. Somehow, it became socially acceptable to have them integrate into your humanistic community. Who the hell knows how that happened? Either way, you enjoyed having your Sburb friends around. You're pretty sure it'd break you to only have contact with them over Pesterchum. (This seems to be the case for a few trolls you never had any real connections too. Aradia, Nepeta, Equius, and Terezi if you wanted to name specifics.) And how ironic was it that most all of you lived in the same apartment block? Strider would fit so well into this situation.
Speaking of The Knight of Time, he lived only a block over. And even after the game, you guys stayed best bros. God, how you longed to spend more time with him than you did. God, your lives were busy. God, you were jealous of Sollux who got to room with the king of irony and coolness himself. (Reluctantly by both Dave and Sollux, of course.) But that was in a platonic way right? Right.
Because when you looked at your boyfriend, or how he would put it (which you still didn't quite fully understand) matesprite, you smile and think 'No matter how much shit you have to take you want to be with him.'
Your name is David Strider. You are currently 23 years old and pressing your ear to the apartment door of John Egbert and Karkat Vantas trying to make out what the hell they were fighting about now. Of course, you weren't alone in this self-depraving act of privacy violation. Your roommate and frenemy of recent is with you. His name is Sollux Captor and you two are currently telepathically coming up with a plan to separate this lovely hateful couple for your own gain. Selfish yes, but your cool is breaking at the thought of having John put up with any more of this yelling.
Besides, your supposed to be here. John invited you to dinner, which was more than likely the cause of their current argument. John was as forgetful as he was adorkable, and usually brought things up last minute. He could be such a pain in the ass to everyone sometimes. And an extremely cute one at that.
Your name is Sollux Captor. You are currently 23 years old and are fucking sick of waiting for this dumb argument to end. You knock on the door as both you and Dave tried to not look like they were suspiciously spying on the couple. When there was a silence you took that as a sign to let yourself in. You opened the door and made your way in, a young Strider following you and kicking the door shut. "Hey, K.K., Egderp, Where's the food?" you casually say with your infamous lisp hitting hard the S's.
John laughed his dorky laugh which you can tell is just a tad forced, but otherwise sincere. "Sorry guys, I got sidetracked and forgot to make something. Would pizza be okay?" he said rubbing the back of his neck. Karkat looked just as irritated by that motion as any motion Egbert could've put forward at that instant. And his anger was stupidly fucking adorable. Fuck, you envied Egbert and his stupid fucking relationship.
"We could always go out. It's on me." Strider suggested and John looked to Karkat with hopeful eyes. The troll sighed angrily and pinched the space in between his eyes.
Your name is Karkat Vantas. You are currently 23 years old and that look Egderp is giving you is so painfully hopeful that you won't absolutely detest this idea is enough to make your vascular organ split in half. It is in fact, the most guilt tripping thing you have ever seen. And gog, how he is so fucking adorable doing it. "Fine. I'll grab my coat." You say and head off to the bedroom before you can see the dork jump for joy and almost wrap his arms around you tightly. But, that'd cause you to blush and you weren't about to let Sollux, or that prick Strider you for that matter, see you fucking blush.
You grab both yours and John's coat from your shared bedroom and head back to the three handing the raven-haired boy his jacket. "Alright, where do you guys want to eat?" Strider asks as all four of you head out the apartment door and discuss your plans for the evening ahead in the elevator down to the lobby. The warm spring sunset and partial breeze adds to that wonderful feeling you get from holding John's hand. And even though you two were just in a huge fight, your temper exploding on the poor soul, you know for a fact this is the man you love and equally hate at the same time.
Ha, what is a plot? Anyways, I hope you enjoyed. Expect more soonish(?) Constructive Criticism and plot ideas are always welcome. I have no idea where I'm going with this.