''Lord Bowser, why don't you give up?
''I will NEVER give up. Those goddamn plumbers... HOW DO I LOSE? Try as I might, they always thwart me! URGH! One day, Rat, ONE DAY THEY WILL FALL TO ME! KING BOWSER!''

Goomrat was used to these rants Lord Bowser made whenever the Mario Bros. defeated him. It had happened so much, and, after the initial eardrum breaking roar, he got used to it.

Goomrat, or Rat as he was known, was Bowser's (and his minions) doctor. This time Lord Bowser had marched in with a black eye, inflicted by a hammer, and a scorched belly, from when Mario somehow managed to make Bowser burn himself. After telling Bowser to keep a bit off cold meat over his eye and putting bandages on his burn marks, Goomrat sent him off, leaving him to go ramble to his children or whatever is was Bowser did when he wasn't attacking the Kingdom. He had only began to relax for a minute when a Koopa Troopa was wheeled in with a large dent in his shell. Shell replacement... hmm.
''Nurse Koopee?'' - Nurse Koopee was the pretty assistant of Goomrat.
''Sir?''
''Ah, Miss Koopee, hello!'' Goomrat said, turning around to his assistant. ''This Koopa's shell has been dented beyond repair in battle. Fetch one from the stores, will you, please?''
''Right away sir!'' Koopee exclaimed with a smile.

After Koopee returned, the Koopa's shell was removed with haste. ''The shell has to, shall we say, get used to your, so try not to take too much physical contact with it, OK?''
The Koopa shyly nodded.
Rat then felt a moving sensation under his feet. It started out light, but it got vigorous.
''Wh-what's happening, sir?'' Koopee shouted. Several Koopa doctors and patient were now on their shells, Goombas tumbling around, including Goomrat, and the one Shy Guy in the room was running around with fear on his... mask. Just then, a Koopa Guard came rushing through the door.
''It's.. it's... BOWSER! THIS IS THE ANGRIEST I'VE EVER SEEN HIM! HEELP! Then Goomrat saw Bowser raging down the corridor, the most intense anger he'd ever seen strapped across his face. Slowly putting heavy footstep by heavy footstep down the small staircase that led the the hospital wing, Bowser began to ferociously smash the statues that decorated the halls. Oh, my patients.. forgive me! thought Goomrat, as he ran to the Medical Records cupboard and lock the door tight.

I. Will. Kill. Them. I WILL KILL THEM!
SMASH! CRUSH! DESTROY!
NO MERCY! I WILL TAKE THEM ON, AND THIS TIME I WON'T HOLD BACK! I WILL SHOW THEM THE TRUE WRATH OF KING BOWSER KOOPA!
These were the thoughts that passes through Bowser Koopa's head as he raged, raged so ever violently, down the halls of his castle. His vision was hazed, almost as if the rage was consuming him. They stopped me for the last time! I don't even care about Peach anymore! I will find you, Mario! AND PUT AN END TO YOU!

End of Chapter One.