The Grillows Who Stole CSI
Every girl down in CSIville loved GSR a lot.
But Mrs. Grillows, who looked down on CSIville, definitely did not.
Mrs. Grillows HATED GSR! The joy and the fun!
She wanted those girls to quit that and run!
She hated the hyperactivity!
They were having a ball!
Mrs. Grillows hated ANYTHING that came from them all!
Could it be that her ship was two sizes to small?
How did the woman so throughly miss it?
Her concept of CSI so thoroughly twisted?
In CSIville it's thought,
In CSIville they say...
..that Mrs. Grillows must have just been born this way.
Thought mean Mrs. Grillows, from her Mrs. Grillows lair...
...(where she looked down on CSIville with an icy Grillows stare):
"Soon will be CSI, and we know what THAT means..."
"Joy! Dancing! GSR fun! NOTHING made of good grillowsy things!"
Then Mrs. Grillows got an idea.
An AWFUL idea!
Mrs. Grillows got a HORRIBLE, AWFUL idea!
"I know JUST what to do!" Mrs. Grillows laughed to her ship...
...as she grabbed her Grillow keys from the Grillow key clip.
And while CSIville was foruming, Mrs. Grillows did speed...
...to switch out the film for the show! What a retched Grillows deed!
She replaced the girls' GSR scenes with Gil and Catherine in Rome!
Pillow talk switched for dirty jokes and love poems!
Mrs. Grillows took the cameras! The smiles! The touches!
In their stead she left Catherine wearing clothes-but not much!
Just at that moment a little GSR girl,
saw Mrs. Grillows swap butt pinches for GSR joy!
"Why, Santy Claus, why?" asked the little girl named Clara.
"Why are you trading these scenes for our Sara?"
"My dear little girl," the mean Mrs. Grillows lied,
"Grillows is much better, more plausible and true. Really, you must see the light of our side!"
Back home in her ship, Mrs. Grillows had to pause...
...to catch CSIville's reaction to her night as S.Claus.
With a hand to her ear, she listened to hear...the cheer!
Surely, the cheer was now near!
But instead of glad squealing, she heard a DIFFERENT loud feeling!
From CSIville came cries! How the tears filled their eyes!
The screams and the sobs took Mrs. Grillows by surprise!
"Make these girls stop! Make their whines go away!"
"Fine, fine!" the Grillows did yell, "We hear what you say!"
It was said that GSR grew three sizes that day!
Yes, old Mrs. Grillows learned a lesson to share:
that CSI doesn't come without GSR-that's fair.
It comes in BIG moments, that have lots of meaning!
It comes in BIG confessions, that have lots of feeling!
For Mrs. Grillows saw, when it comes time to ship,
the shippers you love deserve the best trip!