I'm gonna start off by saying that I wrote all 4 chapters of this entirely on accident. I was watching FOP on Youtube, and I began to tinker with the idea of writing what Cosmo and Wanda were thinking. Several hours later, I had accidentally written the longest fanfic EVER. And here she is. :3 :3Each chapter takes place at a different point in the episode "Abra Catastrophe".
I don't own The Fairly Oddparents.
Abra Catastrophe: The Inner Thoughts and Workings
Starting after the world returned to normal after Ape Overlords
"Hey, wait a minute! Where's the magic muffin?!" Timmy shouted.
"I thought you had it!" Cosmo shouted to Wanda.
"I thought Bippy had it!" Wanda replied.
"Eep!" Bippy said as he shrugged.
"Crocker!" Timmy yelled.
"This is horrible! With the magic in that muffin, he could be unstoppable!" Wanda exclaimed.
They looked out over the hill to see in there was any sign that Crocker had messed anything up yet. Suddenly, Wanda heard a noise behind them.
She gasped as she realized that it was a butterfly net headed straight towards them.
Cosmo! She thought to herself.
"Look out!" She threw herself forward and pushed them all down the hill, she tried to keep up, but it wasn't enough. The butterfly net wrapped itself tightly around her, and pulled her back.
"AAAHHH!" She screamed as she was pulled closer to her captor. Which turned out to be none other than Crocker.
"Let me out! Let me out!" She screamed as she threw herself against the walls of the net. She bashed against them again and again, but to no avail, she was trapped.
Cosmo heard his wife's desperate pleas and couldn't believe what just happened. She sacrificed herself so that he could be free, and now she was stuck in that crazy teacher's clutches.
"Wandaaaa!" He called after her as Crocker whisked her off.
From inside the net, she heard her husband's heartbroken calls for her, and tears welled up in her eyes. It'll be alright. I'll be fine. As long as Cosmo's safe... She thought to herself.
"Wanda! Come back!" Cosmo cried as he chased after them.
"Cosmo, stop! He'll capture you too!" Timmy screamed as he tackled his godfather out of the sky.
"But I LOVE HER!" Cosmo wailed. He was absolutely devastated, Wanda was the best thing that ever happened to him, and now she was being held prisoner and being forced to do who knows what! What if he hurts her?!
"We GOTTA save her Timmy! WE GOTTA!" Cosmo said as he clung to the boy's shirt.
"This is all your fault you poop throwing primate!" Cosmo screamed in Bippy's face.
Timmy pulled them apart and faced Cosmo, "I love her too Cosmo, and I won't let anything happen to her."
"But I'm useless without Wanda!" He admitted. "I can't even clean my ears without Wanda!" He poofed up a q-tip and began to hit himself with it.
He knew it was a bit of an exaggeration, but it wasn't entirely wrong. He couldn't do anything without Wanda- she was his whole life. He loved waking up to her smile in the morning, and how motherly she'd be to Timmy, how she'd always help him fix his mistakes when he screwed up a wish, and the way she fit in his arms when they slept always felt magical to him. He couldn't do anything without Wanda... Because there was no point.
"See?!" He whined. "My ear's not clean!" He flew over to Timmy, and began to panic.
"Don't you understand what this means?! I have to start dating again!"
I don't wanna date anyone! I wanna be with Wanda! Cosmo thought frantically.
"I'm terrible at small talk! Go on, ask me about the weather!"
"How's the weather?" Timmy obliged.
"JEFF!" He exclaimed. "See?! That makes no sense! My small talk stinks!" Cosmo curled up into a ball and began to suck his thumb.
Nothing terrified Cosmo more than losing Wanda, and right now his worst fear seemed to be coming true. So he panicked as his world came crashing down around him.
"Okay, Cosmo's gone bye-bye Bippy. It's up to you and me!" Timmy stated.
Suddenly, a banana-nut muffin cart rolled by, and Bippy darted off after it.
"Okay, it's up to me."