Nuriko: Ohhh, TA's letting me write a story. Kewlies ^_^. Let's see. TA wishes for me to say she doesn't own anything about this story. Oooh, I'm going to have fun.

The Emperor's New Clothes (FY style)

Once upon a time there was an emperor. A handsome, beautiful, sexy, gorgeous, hot, fascinating.

Hotohori: Thank you Nuriko.

You're welcome ^_^.! As I was saying.this emperor loved his country very much. He also loved himself very much. And he had many devoted followers. One such follower was the lovely Nuriko.

TA: getting a bit off topic Nuriko..

Oops, sorry. Just had to mention myself ^^. Anyway, one day, the emperor decided he a new robe, specifically to replace that robe that looks like bedsheets or something. So he called for the best tailors in the land of Konan to make him a beautiful robe, which would suit his heavenly body quite well.

TA: Nuriko...

Aw, let me have my fun. One day, two men by the names of Tamahome and Tasuki arrived, claiming they could make a robe like no other. Their robe, they said, would be invisible to people who were not worthy of their job. The emperor, Hotohori, liked this idea, so he paid Tamahome and Tasuki and gave them some gold and silver thread and cloth to use to make the robe with.

TA: And Tamahome and Tasuki were happy.

So, Tamahome and Tasuki set up a loom and began to pretend like they were making a robe, for actually, neither were tailors. Tamahome just wanted money, which he had, and Tasuki the bandit wanted the gold and silver thread and cloth, which he had as well. One day, Hotohori wanted to see how the robe was coming. So he sent his Miko, Miaka, to go see how it was coming. When she got there, she couldn't see the robe because, in fact, there was no robe. However, she wanted to keep her role as Miko, so she went back to Hotohori and told him it was going just fine.

TA: And Hotohori was happy.

A week later, Hotohori wanted to see how it was coming again. So this time he sent the lovely Nuriko to see how it was coming along. Nuriko couldn't see the robe either, naturally, because there was none. But her.

TA: his

.devotion to her.

TA: his

.emperor, she.

TA: he

.said that the robe was coming along fine.

TA: and Hotohori was still happy.

Finally, a week later, Hotohori decided to see the robe for himself. So he went to the tailors and they acted as if they were holding up a robe. Hotohori, of course, couldn't see it, and began to doubt his right to run the country. So he lied and said it was beautiful. This was just as the tailors had expected. That night they ran away. Miaka had fallen madly in love with Tamahome and he with her, for she had been visiting in the night to try and see the robe. She ran away with them.

TA: And Miaka and Tamahome were happy.

And Tasuki had his thread and fabric, along with a few other things from the palace.

TA: And Tasuki was happy.

The next day, Hotohori wished to show off his robe to everyone. So he acted as if he was putting it on and walked his hot self.

TA: Nuriko.

I'm having fun, okay! As I was saying. He walked his hot self around the palace, not a stitch of clothing on him, but he thought he was wearing a gorgeous robe. Finally, one wide eyed maid spoke up and said, "You're majesty, perhaps you haven't noticed but you're walking around the palace quite.lacking clothing." Hotohori, humiliated, ran into his room and didn't come out for the rest of the day, shaming himself for being so stupid.

TA: But that didn't matter because Nuriko was very, very happy.

The end! And you're damn right about me being very, very happy!