Author of "FanFic Revolt"'s Notes: Okay this story takes place somewhere in a big special room lol where various fanfiction character
are discussing the roles they play in different fics and talking to some FanFic authors including myself.
"Chapter One FanFic Revolt!"
Draco:I am verry frequently classified as a homosexual in many fanfics or "SLASH Stories". Often times I am shagging Harry :gag:
or my very much admired leader in education Professor snape. Now I ask you why is this so reaccuring and repetitive?
Harry:I agree the Draco/Harry stories need to end.
Gay Author: You turn me on Draco baby MMMMMEEEEEOOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!! That sleek blond look is seeeexxxxaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy.
Draco:.::Sneer::. back up boy! Really though I am perfectly hetrosexual. I mean I think Pansy's hot and who wouldn't want to shag
with Blaise?
Mary Sue Author: Your not in my stories you evil Slytherin lets mover on to more important matters where Harry and Hermione can marry
, defeat Voldemort and live happily ever after and have a baby with some long exotic name who is perfect and has special powers!
Evil Author: No screw that! Draco's going to rape Ginny and Hermione then marry PANSY then defeat the Dark Lord and become even eviler than
Lord Voldemort ever was! MWUAHAHAHAHA
Draco:EeWwEw I'd get mudblood germs!!! Ack! and Muggle lover germs Ack!
:::Bannana falls from sky and Sirius starts flapping arms and yelling Caw!:::
Harry: I guess the random crazy authors arrived.
Random Crazy Author: I'm here and to make this story perfect we need to have more random objects popping up and more characters
acting in highly unlikely ways.
Gangsta Autha: Naw Bitch, That aint Da way dis Shitz gonna be hapnin Draco's gonna go P-I-M-P Hermiones gonna go hoe! Hell Ya
Those peeps gonna hook up YEAAAAH!
Ginny: ..Sob....sob.. Why di Jk Rowling abandon us and leave us to these authors???
Author Of "Fanfic Revolt"'s notes: I know it was stupid go ahead and flame but please read my serious stories they're way better
and longer I just did this short story in mtwo seconds while I was bored.
are discussing the roles they play in different fics and talking to some FanFic authors including myself.
"Chapter One FanFic Revolt!"
Draco:I am verry frequently classified as a homosexual in many fanfics or "SLASH Stories". Often times I am shagging Harry :gag:
or my very much admired leader in education Professor snape. Now I ask you why is this so reaccuring and repetitive?
Harry:I agree the Draco/Harry stories need to end.
Gay Author: You turn me on Draco baby MMMMMEEEEEOOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!! That sleek blond look is seeeexxxxaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy.
Draco:.::Sneer::. back up boy! Really though I am perfectly hetrosexual. I mean I think Pansy's hot and who wouldn't want to shag
with Blaise?
Mary Sue Author: Your not in my stories you evil Slytherin lets mover on to more important matters where Harry and Hermione can marry
, defeat Voldemort and live happily ever after and have a baby with some long exotic name who is perfect and has special powers!
Evil Author: No screw that! Draco's going to rape Ginny and Hermione then marry PANSY then defeat the Dark Lord and become even eviler than
Lord Voldemort ever was! MWUAHAHAHAHA
Draco:EeWwEw I'd get mudblood germs!!! Ack! and Muggle lover germs Ack!
:::Bannana falls from sky and Sirius starts flapping arms and yelling Caw!:::
Harry: I guess the random crazy authors arrived.
Random Crazy Author: I'm here and to make this story perfect we need to have more random objects popping up and more characters
acting in highly unlikely ways.
Gangsta Autha: Naw Bitch, That aint Da way dis Shitz gonna be hapnin Draco's gonna go P-I-M-P Hermiones gonna go hoe! Hell Ya
Those peeps gonna hook up YEAAAAH!
Ginny: ..Sob....sob.. Why di Jk Rowling abandon us and leave us to these authors???
Author Of "Fanfic Revolt"'s notes: I know it was stupid go ahead and flame but please read my serious stories they're way better
and longer I just did this short story in mtwo seconds while I was bored.