Yugi do the disclaimer!

Yugi : k! bubble child owns nothing

Yami: and never will even though she wants to.

For that Yami your dating Anzu hahaha

Yami and Yugi: What!

Anzu: yeah

Shut up Anzu! Anyway Yugi don't worry its part of my plan so chill.

Nneka: its time to take your medicine BC.(injects needle)

Nneka: (portal appears)(pushes yugioh cast through)(throws boom box in)

Nneka: On to the story. Warning Anzu bashing and loads of singing.


[ ] hikari to Yami or vise versa

( ) thoughts

"" talking

Blah Yugi singing

Yugi was sick of Anzu. Ever since Yami got his body she's been dating him.

Now you see Yugi loved Yami. But he was dating Anzu. It was no secret that Yami had a bank account worth half of Japan. Yugi was chilling on his bed listing to his I pod. He suddenly get hungry. "Yami where are you?" Yugi screamed. "in here" he heard come from the living room. He ran in and said "hey Yami what for- oh hi Anzu." He was surprised and a little bit annoyed to see Anzu. [ what is she doing here Yami?] he did nothing to hide his disgust. [ just hanging] "Any ways what is that you want Aibou?" "Nothing never mind." he said. He stormed back to his room. He left them with confused looks on there face.(ugg why does she have to be here. Will she never leave.) then he got a very evil plan which matched his evil smile. About 30 minutes later he reappeared down stairs. (I hopes this works)thought Yugi. "Hey Yami you want to hear a song."(please say yes)he thought. Knowing Yami he would never say no. Anzu was about to say something when Yami said yes. (god dame midget)she thought. Yugi sat between Yami's legs. He then pressed the play button on his boom box. One of those girls by Avril lavigne begins to play. After a while he stated to sing.

La la la, la la la la

I know your kind of girl

You only care about one thing

Who you've seen, or where you've been

Who's got money

I see that look in your eyes

It tells a million lies

But deep inside, I know why

You're talking to him

I know what you're all about

I really hope he figures it out

She's one of those girls

They're nothing but trouble

Just one look and now you're seeing double

Before you know it she'll be gone

Off to the next one

She's so good that you won't see it coming

She'll take you for a ride and you'll be left with nothing

You'll be broken, she'll be gone

Off to the next one

Oh oh oh

Off to the next one

Oh oh yeah yeah oh oh

She's gonna be the end of you

At least that's what they say

It's been a while

You're in denial

And now it's too late

The way she looks makes you high

All the warning signs

Cause her blond hair, her blue eyes

Makes you wanna die

I know what she's all about

I really hope you figure it out

You know it's a game, you know it's a game

She keeps playing around with your head, playing around with your head

She's so insane, so insane

She's the one to blame, she's the one to blame

Oh oh oh

Off to the next one

Oh oh yeah yeah

Off to the next one

When he finished he stared into Anzu's shocked face and laughed. Then he excused himself. From his room Yugi could here Yami and Anzu start to argue over his little performance. He smiled to himself. Then he heard the door slam shut. Mission complete.


Yeah that was good.

Anzu: uhh I only dated him for so long.

Shut the Fuck up Anzu!Im tiered of you! Ya know what Bakura,Ryou Malik Marik get over here!

All exept yugi yami and Anzu: what?

(evil grin) come with me I gotta tell you some thing.

Nneka: wait when did you wake up.

About half way through the story. bazinga

Nneka: well in case you don't know me im Nneka bc helper kay and ill be here.

All: please r&r byene