So this isn't a full fledged fic... It is just a little scene that wouldn't leave me alone until it was written. So this has not been beta read so any mistakes that have been made are on me and me alone (please don't hurt me). Anyways as already known I don't own any characters, locations, ect... I did borrow part of this from Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets... Anyways I keep haveing these little things pop in my head about how life would have been like for Harry if he had been raised by other people... This is one of those little things, it wouldn't leave me alone so here it is I do hope you enjoy it.
"IF YOU PUT ANOTHER TOE OUT OF LINE WE'LL BRING YOU STRAIGHT HOME."
A ringing silence fell. The red envelope, which had dropped from Ron's hand, burst into flames and curled into ashes. Harry and Ron sat stunned, as though a tidal wave had passed over them. A few people laughed and, gradually, a babble of talk broke out again.
Harry didn't notice his own bright red envelope sitting in front of him. It was smoking and looked as if it would burst into flame at any second. Preparing for the worst he slowly opened the letter.
"HARRY JAMES POTTER" the voice of his godfather rang out across the great hall
"HOW DARE YOU STEAL THAT CAR" Harry glanced around the hall. Malfoy and the Slytherins were falling all over each other in fits of laughter. Up at the head table Snape had a rather smug smirk plastered across his face.
"WITHOUT TELLING ME FIRST! YOUR FATHER WOULD BE SO PROUD OF YOU! THIS IS A PRANK WORTHY OF THE MARAUDERS! I'M SO PROUD I COULD CRY!" Snape's smug smirk contorted to one of rage... Of course Black is going to praise the boy instead of reprimand him.
"I AM TRULY AT A LOSS FOR WORDS! SUCH BRILIANCE, I BOW DOWN TO THE NEXT GENERATION OF PRANKSTERS! WHAT I WOULDN'T GIVE TO HAVE SEEN THE LOOK ON OLD SNIVILLUS FACE!" Snape stood up and made his way towards the exit.
"HOGWARTS WILL BE TALKING ABOUT THIS FOR YEARS TO COME! I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED IF THIS MAKES IT INTO A REVISED EDITION OF HOGWARTS A HISTORY!" He stopped in front of Harry and that damned letter.
"I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT YOU HAVE INSTORE FOR THE REST OF THE SCHOOL YEAR! INFACT" Snape drew his wand
"THIS REMINDS ME"
"INCENDIO" Snape roared and the letter caught fire
"OF THIS TIME JAMES AND I..." The letter continued as it burned out of existence. "Come along Potter, we have much to talk about" Snape sneered as he pulled Harry to his feet.
So yeah... I tried to ignore that for about three days but it wouldn't go away, so here it is... Like I said, it wasn't much but I do hope you enjoyed it.