SO Like Hi PEOPEL! yeah most of the random things in the first chapter like my computer being a bitch, me playing solitaire and listening to techno music actually happened so yeah i didn't make up the first part of the story =3= im just to awesome to do that XD jk im just a very strange girl and even stranger things happen to me, im being serious about strange things happening to me, if you don't belive me just ask my best friends sierra or lyndsey. for some reason i always seem to be in the right place at the right time ^-^' and im not sure but should i include my friends in this story? i think they would make it a lot more interesting so yeah... i might ._. w sorry but i cant help but put all the little random faces in the story XD oh and i may make references to shows like sailor moon and power puff girls so yeah but the story is meant to be funny so it works! XD and one more thing my friend reminded me that i need a disclaimer so yeah here it is
I DON'T OWN ANYTHING! : sad face XD no but seriously i don't own anything so yeah... i don't know what else to say here except for read the damn story or i will have sierra go all Rena on your asses so there.
FMA Randomness
Chapter 1
"OK why the hell is this not working?" i asked myself out loud."why is my computer being a bitch today?" the one day when i actually need to check something online i cant! my computer keeps restarting and coming up with an error screen, and i cant really do anything about it! "GAWD! WHY THE FUCK IT IT DOING THIS?"(AN: GAWD is not a typo, me and my friends say it like that and spell it like that.) i started banging my head against my bed. sometimes i hate computers. i finally gave up on getting on you tube and just started to play spider solitaire and listen to techno music, wow my life is really boring.
i cant even call my friends, sierra is at ruth's house, jouinor's brother broke her cell phone, kitty's phone is out of minutes,ally moved, ducky's phone dosent work, and i don't have sissy's phone number. there's no way im going to call scyco Sam, hell that freak stalked me for like 3 years! With the Internet being a bitch i cant even talk to my friends on face book right now. shit now im going to be all emu (AN: Emu is not typo thats how me and my friends spell it and we say it like that to,so yeah...)
"honestly i can't wait for school to start back! GAWD! why is every thing so boring?" sometimes i wish i lived somewhere else or could be at school most of the day, but now im not even going to go back to the school that i have come to know and love i have to start high school. i was finally at the top of the school and now im back down at the bottom again. =_= the seniors are going to give us hell this year and there's the whole thing of me not knowing where anything is so yeah...
Just another day wasted because the Internet won't work and my laptop is being a bitch, i guess there's not much more to do than read 13 of fullmetal alchemist.
I wish i could meet envy or hell I'd even settle for greed or gluttony,but i think gluttony would rather eat me than be my friend ^-^; but if i ever did meet envy i would probably have a fangirlism (AN: a fangirlism is a fan girl spazz attack and an orgasm all in one.) then i would pass out. if i ever meet greed i would just glomp him ^-^; of corse he would probably get really pissed if i did but oh well ^^
Once i finished reading the manga i went back to playing solitaire and listening to techno music. For once my computer was working right or so it seemed, -_-; all of a sudden my computer just went to that damn blue error screen, GAWD DAMNIT! Why the fuck dose it keep doing this! .
"well you don't seem happy." damn my computer is talking again!
"damn it i thought i fixed this problem when i took out lime wire -_-'" ( but seriously my computer did have problems because of lime wire, and it actually did talk but it was adds not just some random voice so yeah, i actually have a talking computer w)
"um... what is lime wire?... wait that dosen't matter right now."
"GAWD DAMNIT! my computer is a pig fucker -_-" what i don't get is why its still talking i took out the battery and unplugged it but it still has a blank blue screen 0.o
"aren't you wondering why im here? or whats going on?"
"honestly no not really i just want to get back to sucking at solitaire and listening to techno music"
"OK how about i do this." my computer screen flashes white and next thing i know im at the gate thinking what the fuck just happened?
"NOW WILL YOU LISTEN TO ME?"
"well i don't really have a choice now do i?"
"i would appreciate it if you would stop being a smart ass" wow i didn't think the little dude that just sits there at the gate could get pissed off but apparently i have pushed his buttons a little too much today ^-^;
"yeah sorry thats a bad habit of mine"
"if you had to choose would you be an alchemist or a homunculi?" the creepy person asked me with a wicked smile. damn it, i don't want to be immortal but being a homunculi would be really cool, on the other hand being an alchemist would be awesome.
" I guess i would want to be a homunculi." if i do get to be one then i could finaly glomp greed and wrath w ( the little creepy 7 year old kid not the old guy -_- thats one reason i dont like brotherhood, king bradley being wrath is so not cool . so yeah this takes place in FMA not FMAB)
"good"was all the creepy guy at the gate said before the gate opened and pulled me in 0.0
SO YEAH thats chapter 1 of... well for right now im going to call it fma randomness ^^ because this is very random even if its not in this chapter it will get even more random later XD so there. if anyone can come up with a better name for this story please do and let me know w merp!
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