A/N; This is a short drabble about something an event on Tumblr, where I roleplay as Alex Summers. This is also the first thing I've published, but hopefully more will follow!

The microwave pinged cheerfully, alerting Alex to the fact his food was cooked. Pulling the (very hot) plate out, Alex swore as it burnt his fingers, almost dropping the food on the floor. Managing to get it safely to the table, he sat down and grinned to himself – no one else was home, so this wouldn't be seen by anyone else, something he was grateful for. He picked up two of the dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets and made them face each other. "I'm gonna eat you!" The bigger dinosaur "said" to the other, and Alex dropped both of them as he reached for the ketchup bottle.

About a minute later, the scene on the plate was like a warzone; the dinosaurs were missing heads, legs or other various parts of their anatomy, and the missing parts were smeared in ketchup, mimicking blood. Only one dinosaur – a T-Rex was whole, and stood proudly over the others as Alex munched on a bag of chips and surveyed the scene. Pleased, he left the plate on the table for someone to find, and went to finish the cartoon DVD he'd started earlier.