Tick-Tock-Tick-Ed

by Ryan

One morning, in the construction site, the Eds were working on their latest scam- just like in "Gimme, Gimme Never Ed"- the Ed Theme Park. Double D & Ed were already the test dummies on the ride. They were already half way up the hill.

ED: "Ha, Ha! This is fun!"

EDD: "Uh, Eddy! I dont think that it is safe to assume that WE are the crash dummies! We dont even have helmets!"

EDDY: (ignores Edd and spys Johnny) "Well, HEY! Johnny boy. Would you like to live these awesome thrills?"

JOHNNY: "Well...from what happened last time...O.K!"

EDDY: "BINGO!" (stops) "But it will cost you a buck to ride...each that is!"

JOHNNY: "2 Bucks? Well...what do you say Plank?"

PLANK: (nothing)

JOHNNY: "Really? O.K Ill tell him...Plank says to stuff a pickle up your nose Eddy!" (laughs)

EDDY: (annoyed) "...Fine. If you wont pay the price, then GET LOST!"

JOHNNY: (leans back, then was amazed) "Woweee! Whats that?" (got on roller coaster)

EDDY: "HEY! COUGH UP THE DOUGH, JOHNNY! GIVE ME MY 2 BUCKS!"

JOHNNY: (rides coaster)