It all started with a jutsu chap 1!
Hello everyone this is my fic colab with my bff! I hope you like it!
Or: Sasuke get in here!
Sa: What is it?
Or: It's training time!
Sa: Ok I'm coming!* He enters the room*
Or: Today I have something very special to teach you today.
Sa: For the last time I wont go to bed with you! The only reason I live with you is because my parents kicked me out! I hate that the writers made me also have to live with you in our series! Why is it that our real lives are a lot like our fake lives but in some ways they are so inaccurate?
Note all Naruto characters in this world are just actors they still live in Naruto world and can still perform jutsus.
Or: Okay thanks for the random rage but I didn't mean it like that it's a special jutsu that you will need to learn for your upcoming episodes you will be in.
Sa: okay how does it go?
Or first you do this then this then this then that and now you do snake arms, then Egyptian, then the chicken dance, then the robot, and finally jazz hands!
Sa: Are you serious!
Or: Yes now just perform the jutsu or the director will stop paying you!
Sa: fine! This, this, this, this, that, snake arms, Egyptian, chicken dance, robot, and jazz hands!
POOF! Sasuke has disappeared!
Now in beauty pop world Sasuke is wearing emo clothes and doesn't look any different in any other way.
Sa: what happened? Where am I? What am I wearing! Well I might as well look around the place and try to figure things out.
It's a while later and Sasuke is walking around when he bumps into someone.
Sa: Oh sorry I bumped into you.
Billy: It's okay, hey who are you?
Sa: I'm Sasuke Uchiha. And you are?
Billy: Billy, Billy Iketani. You new around here? Our series ended at least three years ago. Is it coming back? If so welcome to Beauty pop Sasuke. I hope Kiri gives you some of her magic.
Sa: What? Am I in a shoju? And I don't understand any of what you said.
Billy: You're not a new character?
Sa: No I'm a character from a shonnen called Naruto. From what I know I somehow teleported here because I did a very strange justu. *This guy is strange he has emo hair but doesn't act emo and he's blond. A blond emo what kind of crazy shojo is this? *
Billy: oh, then you must be here because of Kiri. At least I hope you are because your hair looks like you have a duck's butt on your head.
Sa: My hair is perfect the way it is! And who the heck is Kiri?
Billy: Sure it is. Well Kiri is the main character of this shojo. She's a highschooler who can cut hair even better than a professional.
Sa: So this is a story about a girl who cuts peoples hair?
Billy: Part of it. Also there is a group of guys who give handpicked girls from their school makeovers in front of the entire student body. Their called the scissors project and their leader Narumi thinks he is the best hairstylist around because he has won every competition he has ever entered in except for one. Which he lost to Kiri when he didn't know her, but Kiri is a lot more skilled then him. Also she has way better people skills then him.
Sa: Oh, just asking why do you have emo hair when you are definitely not emo?
Billy: It was for my part in the story, and I like the way it looks.
Sa: if you have emo hair you have to be emo it's an emo rule.
Billy: And you say I make no sense.
Sa: How about since your series ended why don't you go emo? It gets you lots of girls; I should know almost all girls in the series I live in love me.
Billy: No thanks and they actually like that duck butt hair of yours? *he starts to leave*
Sa: You will be emo! *grabs Billy and drags him away*
Billy: Stop it how can you be so strong?
Little latter and somehow Billy has been tied to a chair and Sasuke is holding a bottle of black hair dye
Sa: Why don't you want to be emo?
Billy: I just don't! Now untie me!
Sa: You must embrace the emo!
Billy: Never!
Sa: Embrace the emo! You had to have something emotionally scarring happen to you!
Billy: Well both of my parents died in a car crash when I was little.
Sa: That's it keep thinking about how sad it made you feel and how much it ruined and changed your life *evil smirk*
Now at Kiri's house Kiri and Narumi are there.
Na: hey have you seen Billy today?
Kiri: No I haven't, it's kind of odd I thought all of us were going to practice together. He's late.
Na: Maybe I should go look for him.
Just then Billy enters the room and he now has pitch black hair and has heavy black eyeliner on. Narumi does the stereotypical extremely shocked/scared face while Kiri does nothing.
Na: Billy what in the world happened to you!
Billy: I'm emo now.
Na: What the hell is that!
Kiri: Who did this to you?
Billy: A kid named Sasuke.
Kiri: A new character?
Billy: No he somehow teleported here or something. It doesn't matter anyway. Nothing matters anymore.
Na: Kiri do something!
Kiri what makes you think I can do anything?
Na: Fix his hair or something just make him look less weird!
Kiri: Fine. Billy come with me.
Billy: whatever. *He follows Kiri*
It's about a half an hour later and Kiri has somehow managed to remove all of the dye and is now cutting his bangs.
Narumi enters the salon.
Na: How did you manage to remove all the dye?
Kiri: One of my secrets.
Na: Billy you are letting her cut your bangs?
Billy: Yeah it's about time I stop hiding my face. I don't have anything to hide anyway.
Na: hmph, I always thought you were hiding acne or something like that.
Billy: Hey!
Kiri: Don't move or what happened to Narumi will happen to you.
Na: That was only once!
Kiri: Will both of you please stop yelling?
Na+Billy: Yes Kiri.
Kiri: Well just let me finish then you two can argue.
Time skip!
Kiri: Okay now I'm done.
Billy's bangs are a lot shorter and now we can see a lot more of his beautiful face.
Billy: Thanks Kiri.
Kiri: You're welcome. Now tell me more about this Sasuke kid.
Billy: Well if he didn't find a way back to where he came from he should be wandering around somewhere.
Kiri: Then let's go find him. Narumi you stay here.
Na: Why?
Kiri: Because you're not involved in this.
Na: Okay, I'll stay.
Kiri: Good. Billy Let's go. *They leave.*
Now Kiri and Billy are hiding behind a bush
In whispers.
Kiri: Is that him the guy with the really weird hair?
Billy: Yeah it's him.
Kiri: Okay come out when I tell you. *She leaves.*
Sa: Hey who are you?
Kiri: I'm Kiri maybe you've heard of me Mr. Duck butt hair.
Sa: I'm not Mr. Duck butt hair! I'm Sasuke Uchiha and I don't have duck butt hair!
Kiri: Whatever what I need to talk to you about is what you did to Billy.
Sa: Oh yeah I turned him emo.
Kiri: Well I turned him back into a regular human being. Billy get out here.
Billy walks up to Kiri.
Sa: How is that possible!
Kiri: Don't you know I'm an amazingly skilled hairstylist. Now if you would just come with me I could give you a much better hairstyle.
Sa: NEVER! NO ONE WILL EVER CUT MY HAIR! *he starts to do the dimension jump jutsu*
Kiri: What in the world is he doing?
Billy: Beats me.
Sa: Robot and jazz hands!
Sasuke disappears.
Billy: How about we both act like none of this ever happened and we just go home and eat some dinner?
Kiri: Sure I'm starving.
Now back in Naruto world Sasuke has just appeared.
Or: Oh you're back. How did it go?
Sa: I'm going to kill you!
Or: Now Sasuke we can work this out!
Sa: Chidori!
See you in chapter two!