I don't own ac. i don't own santa. i don't own metroid prime. I don't
own..... link and the wind waker thingy. okay, ficcie time.
(in ac i am hikari) ------------------- hikari: uhh..... who are you??
Tom: I'm tom.
hikari: i have no neighbor named 'tom'.
tom: now you do. so there. live with it!!
mystery something: AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
nook: who are you and what do want?
mayor: aaaaaiiieeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!
hikari: ...... mayor, in that outfit you remind me of a weed.
mayor: oh good! ^_^ *huggles tom*
tom: ACK!!!!!
hikari: *starts to walk away*
link: *jumps down from the top of Apollos's house* *tries to chop of hikari's head* hih-chyaaaaaaaaaa!!
hikari: OMIGOSH!! The most adorable, cute, kawaii cell shaded link from wind waker!!! *huggles link*
mayor: OMIGOSH!! The most adorable, cute, kawaii cell shaded link from wind waker!!! *huggles link*
nook: you scare me, mayor!!!
link: *being huggled* eeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!! *starts to run away*
mayor: oh no you don't!! *throws a horse shoe at his head, knocking him out.*
hikari: *runs up to link and takes the horse shoe.* *throws it at the mayor*
mayor: squeasy lemon peasy weasy leasy cheesy meesley keesly beesly-
nook: STOP!!!!
mayor: *dies*
tom: cool!!
apollo: *walks out of his house* whats the matter with.. AH!
nook: what?
apollo: the mayors... dead!!!!!!! *stares*
hikari: uh. apollo, you okay??
apollo: YIPEEEEEEEEEEEee!!!!!!!!!!
tom: I'm moving.
apollo, nook, and hikari: what???
link: don't leave! take me with you!!!!!!!!
tom: *runs away*
link: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
hikari: its okay little cel shaded linkie-kun.
link: *sob* he was like a brother to me!!
hikari: *pats links head*
nook: would anyone like to buy a half price modern bed?
apollo: !!!!!!!
nook: what?
apollo: you belong in your store, not out here! be GONE!!!! *kicks him away like in pokemon with team rocket*
nook: darn... foiled again!!!!!!!!! *turns into a star*
Santa: HOHOHO!!
link and hikari: santa?!
apollo: up there! *points to the top of an orange tree*
santa: *jumps off the tree* ho ho h- *lands in a pitfall*
link: I'll chop of yer head, santy clause!!
santa: never!! *grabs the orange next to him and throws it at link.*
link: *falls over backward and rolls into the river*
apollo: hahaha!! *kicks santa*
santa: you'd better watch out!! *flips himselft out of the hole and punches apollo*
apollo: aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!! *rolls into the river*
santa: now for you little missy!!
hikari: eeik!!
samus: *jumps infront of hikari* not so fast!
santa: I love you, samus!!!!!! *tryes to glomp her*
samus: *shoots him with super powerful missiles*
santa: *dies*
hikari: thank you samus!!
samus: no prob. *wink*
apollo: *whimpering in the distance* NOooooooo...........
hikari: whats wrong, 'pollo?
apollo: my beanie baby is all ruined!! *holds up soaking wet beanie baby*
hikari: no it ain't.......
apollo: YES IT IS!!!!
link: don't you DARE yell at hikari-chan!!! *kicks apollo down the waterfall.*
apollo: aaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!
apollo: hey, a large bass!!
large bass: *dunks apollo* hey, thanks linkie-kun!!
link: no prob. *wink*
hikari: hey.... samus just did that. samus? samus?!
link: she disapeared.
samus: *behind them* no i didn't!
link and hikari: eeeeeek!!!
samus: i'm really tired, could i hang out here while you guys go to metroid prime, the game, for me and fight evil??
link: sure! i love....fighting!! ^_^
hikari: uh....
link: i'll protect you!! *holds up sword in air*
hikari: okay, then!! ^_^
samus: goodbye!
hikari and link: *are suddenly in a big floating space shippy thingy in space* aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
link: a big monster!!
hikari: theres a hole!! *runs through*
link: *voice fading out* waaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiit!!!!! hikarii.........
hikari: link?! *runs back through the tunnel*
link: *is getting thrown around by the monster* HELP!!!
hikari: i'll save you! *grabs links sword* hih-chyaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!
monster: EEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKK!! *monster's head falls to the floor*
hikari: eeeeeeeewwwww!!
monster's head: yeah, eeew is right!! my heads on the ground and my body's slumped against the wall!! aren't I having the best day.
link: *jumps on the monsters face* take that!!
monster's head: *spits on link*
link: g-ROSS!!! *screams like a girl and runs through the door*
hikari: wait, link! we have to stay together!! *runs after him*
monster's head: I guess I'm.. *sniffles* all alone!! *sobs*
hikari: wait link!!!
link: *stops* what?
hikari: that door is painted with the big red letters that spell BOSS. i think we should go back.
link: why??
hikari: suit yourself. *runs into a little hole and hides*
link: whut-eva. *opens the door*
parasite queen: raaaaaaaah!!!!
link: aaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeee! *runs back through the door screaming like a girl and goes into the hold hikari is hiding in*
hikari: told ya.
link: shuddup, that thing is huge!
hikari: well, lets go kill it.
link: you can't! its too strong!!
hikari: don't worry, i have a plan. unlike you. just distract the parasite queen.
link: how'd you know what it was?
hikari: samus told me.
link: rrrrrght.......
hikari: just go distract her.
link: *slowly opens door*
parasite queen: raaaaaaaah!!!!
link: aaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeee!!!!!!!!!*screams like a girl and starts to run around the room frantically*
hikari: *sneaks in*
parasite queen: *tries to blow link away*
link: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!
hikari: *digs hole and plants a pitfall*
parasite queen: *tries to stomp link*
link: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!
hikari: lure her over here!!
link: *runs toward hikari* aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!
hikari: wait don't fall in the-
link: *falls in the pitfall*
hikari: ..pitfall. *sighs*
parasite queen: rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh! *is about to kill link*
hikari: *sighs* *punches the parasite queen*
parasite queen: ack! *dies and disapears*
link: whoa.
hikari: yup. blows your mind, doesn't it.
(in ac i am hikari) ------------------- hikari: uhh..... who are you??
Tom: I'm tom.
hikari: i have no neighbor named 'tom'.
tom: now you do. so there. live with it!!
mystery something: AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
nook: who are you and what do want?
mayor: aaaaaiiieeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!
hikari: ...... mayor, in that outfit you remind me of a weed.
mayor: oh good! ^_^ *huggles tom*
tom: ACK!!!!!
hikari: *starts to walk away*
link: *jumps down from the top of Apollos's house* *tries to chop of hikari's head* hih-chyaaaaaaaaaa!!
hikari: OMIGOSH!! The most adorable, cute, kawaii cell shaded link from wind waker!!! *huggles link*
mayor: OMIGOSH!! The most adorable, cute, kawaii cell shaded link from wind waker!!! *huggles link*
nook: you scare me, mayor!!!
link: *being huggled* eeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!! *starts to run away*
mayor: oh no you don't!! *throws a horse shoe at his head, knocking him out.*
hikari: *runs up to link and takes the horse shoe.* *throws it at the mayor*
mayor: squeasy lemon peasy weasy leasy cheesy meesley keesly beesly-
nook: STOP!!!!
mayor: *dies*
tom: cool!!
apollo: *walks out of his house* whats the matter with.. AH!
nook: what?
apollo: the mayors... dead!!!!!!! *stares*
hikari: uh. apollo, you okay??
apollo: YIPEEEEEEEEEEEee!!!!!!!!!!
tom: I'm moving.
apollo, nook, and hikari: what???
link: don't leave! take me with you!!!!!!!!
tom: *runs away*
link: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
hikari: its okay little cel shaded linkie-kun.
link: *sob* he was like a brother to me!!
hikari: *pats links head*
nook: would anyone like to buy a half price modern bed?
apollo: !!!!!!!
nook: what?
apollo: you belong in your store, not out here! be GONE!!!! *kicks him away like in pokemon with team rocket*
nook: darn... foiled again!!!!!!!!! *turns into a star*
Santa: HOHOHO!!
link and hikari: santa?!
apollo: up there! *points to the top of an orange tree*
santa: *jumps off the tree* ho ho h- *lands in a pitfall*
link: I'll chop of yer head, santy clause!!
santa: never!! *grabs the orange next to him and throws it at link.*
link: *falls over backward and rolls into the river*
apollo: hahaha!! *kicks santa*
santa: you'd better watch out!! *flips himselft out of the hole and punches apollo*
apollo: aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!! *rolls into the river*
santa: now for you little missy!!
hikari: eeik!!
samus: *jumps infront of hikari* not so fast!
santa: I love you, samus!!!!!! *tryes to glomp her*
samus: *shoots him with super powerful missiles*
santa: *dies*
hikari: thank you samus!!
samus: no prob. *wink*
apollo: *whimpering in the distance* NOooooooo...........
hikari: whats wrong, 'pollo?
apollo: my beanie baby is all ruined!! *holds up soaking wet beanie baby*
hikari: no it ain't.......
apollo: YES IT IS!!!!
link: don't you DARE yell at hikari-chan!!! *kicks apollo down the waterfall.*
apollo: aaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!
apollo: hey, a large bass!!
large bass: *dunks apollo* hey, thanks linkie-kun!!
link: no prob. *wink*
hikari: hey.... samus just did that. samus? samus?!
link: she disapeared.
samus: *behind them* no i didn't!
link and hikari: eeeeeek!!!
samus: i'm really tired, could i hang out here while you guys go to metroid prime, the game, for me and fight evil??
link: sure! i love....fighting!! ^_^
hikari: uh....
link: i'll protect you!! *holds up sword in air*
hikari: okay, then!! ^_^
samus: goodbye!
hikari and link: *are suddenly in a big floating space shippy thingy in space* aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
link: a big monster!!
hikari: theres a hole!! *runs through*
link: *voice fading out* waaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiit!!!!! hikarii.........
hikari: link?! *runs back through the tunnel*
link: *is getting thrown around by the monster* HELP!!!
hikari: i'll save you! *grabs links sword* hih-chyaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!
monster: EEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKK!! *monster's head falls to the floor*
hikari: eeeeeeeewwwww!!
monster's head: yeah, eeew is right!! my heads on the ground and my body's slumped against the wall!! aren't I having the best day.
link: *jumps on the monsters face* take that!!
monster's head: *spits on link*
link: g-ROSS!!! *screams like a girl and runs through the door*
hikari: wait, link! we have to stay together!! *runs after him*
monster's head: I guess I'm.. *sniffles* all alone!! *sobs*
hikari: wait link!!!
link: *stops* what?
hikari: that door is painted with the big red letters that spell BOSS. i think we should go back.
link: why??
hikari: suit yourself. *runs into a little hole and hides*
link: whut-eva. *opens the door*
parasite queen: raaaaaaaah!!!!
link: aaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeee! *runs back through the door screaming like a girl and goes into the hold hikari is hiding in*
hikari: told ya.
link: shuddup, that thing is huge!
hikari: well, lets go kill it.
link: you can't! its too strong!!
hikari: don't worry, i have a plan. unlike you. just distract the parasite queen.
link: how'd you know what it was?
hikari: samus told me.
link: rrrrrght.......
hikari: just go distract her.
link: *slowly opens door*
parasite queen: raaaaaaaah!!!!
link: aaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeee!!!!!!!!!*screams like a girl and starts to run around the room frantically*
hikari: *sneaks in*
parasite queen: *tries to blow link away*
link: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!
hikari: *digs hole and plants a pitfall*
parasite queen: *tries to stomp link*
link: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!
hikari: lure her over here!!
link: *runs toward hikari* aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!
hikari: wait don't fall in the-
link: *falls in the pitfall*
hikari: ..pitfall. *sighs*
parasite queen: rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh! *is about to kill link*
hikari: *sighs* *punches the parasite queen*
parasite queen: ack! *dies and disapears*
link: whoa.
hikari: yup. blows your mind, doesn't it.
