I had always wanted to write something about someone losing their mind over something.
And now I can.
:D
Enjoy.
"ITAMICHI!GET ME SOMETHING TO EAT! I'M HUNGRY!"
Itachi's vein nearly popped in his forehead, sighing, mixed in with a growl. He took the large knife he'd been chopping with and stabbed it inot the cutting board, wiping his hadns on the very messy black apron he had on.
"Shisui. What did we talk about?" He impatiently tapped his foot, arms crossed against his chest.
"Um..." The older teen tried to think while aiming his blue shell in front of him in Mario Carts. "Uh...No rape before seven?"
"No."
"Don't eat all the candy?"
"No..." Itachi pinched his temple.
"Then...Oh! Oh! I know! Don't look directly at your mom when she's naked in the house."
"Shisui! I'm in the middle of cooking! If you want something, get your lazy ass up and get something yourself."
Itachi turned and stomped back into the kitchen, almost literally slamming the knife on the oncions he was cutting. He started to mumble every which way he could possibly think to kill Shisui, a growing anger slowly simmering down to a slight boil. He felt a pair of arms snake up on his waist, causing him to flinch inwardly, and sigh. Shisui was a pain in the ass sometimes.
"I am TRYING to make dinner. If you're hungry, you'll wait ten minutes!" Itachi tiredly half-yelled.
"Can I eat you..?"
Itachi nearly stabbed himself with the otherwise dull knife, which he carefully sharpened to his pleasure, making sure he would get fine cuts in his ingredients.
Oh, and he was OCDish.
"Shisui..." He formed a blush,right under his eyes, his ears burning.
"Okay,okay, I'll rape you later." He let go of the Uchiha, planting a big wet kiss on his cheek, grabbing some soda from the fridge.
"That..dumb...stupid..awesome haired...dumb-face..." Itachi sighed.
'Dammit Shisui...I love you...so this time, I know you'll stay by me...'
'Right?'