Okay so it was a nice summer day and I was out riding my horse. Ya know just wandering around the woods of Northern Michigan. Enjoying the scenery and what have you. Until this weird looking orange creature fuckin' flies out of the underbrush, effectively scaring the piss out of both me and my horse. And we all know what horses do when flipped out, they flip you off. Off of their saddle, anyway. And as I lay there, everything spinning and in a daze, the weird little bastard animal comes up and it shoves its face into mine. The damn thing has four ears. What the fuck?! And then I passed out.

...hetalia!...

When I came to it felt like a giant slug was trying to have party on my face. So I bat it away and open my eyes. There's a unicorn. That I can only imagine was licking me, because horse tongues are like giant slugs. A motherfuckin' unicorn. Did I eat some bad applesauce or was not actually awake. Oh wait, nope, that hurts. Definitely awake.

So with a dramatic groan that sounded like a bear with diarrhea, I hoist myself up into a sitting position and look around. It's not sunny anymore and instead of a forest I'm in a giant field of grass. I turn and look at the unicorn again and it snorts in my face. Great, now I've got magic snot on me. I open my mouth to make a sound of disgust when it spins around and trots away. Oh well I guess.

I stand up and look around once more but this time in survivalist mode. Because hey, it's one of my hobbies. I start walking in the direction I think is west, but I can't tell because of these damn clouds. And then I hear hooves behind me. I turn back and it's the unicorn again but it has a friend running alongside it. A blonde human friend. So I stop and wait for them to catch up.

...hetalia!...

Green eyes stared at me excitedly and I have to admit I was a little weirded out.

"Uhm, hello. Where am I? And who are you?" It seemed break him out of whatever trance he was in. I wonder if he was looking at the unicorn boogers. I was pretty sure I had gotten most of them.

"Oh! Yes I'm terribly sorry. Hello, I'm Arthur. And you, are right outside of Winchester. Might I have your name?"

"It's Arianna. Am I where I think I am?"

He chuckles,"Well that would depend on where you think you are."

I sigh,"Yeah I suppose you wouldn't be able to read minds. England. Am I in England? And also have you seen a champagne coloured horse?"

"Why yes, we are in England. And no I have not. Are you okay? There's a spot of dried blood on your forehead."

"Well fuck! But then again sweet, I've always wanted to visit here. I fell off of my horse because of this weird animal with four ears, but I should be fine. Hey would you mind helping me get to a town or something?"

"Perhaps we should just get you back to the house and fix you up and let you rest first. You seem a bit flustered."

Okay so usually people would be all 'stranger danger', but I'm not afraid of a lot of things. I'll stare you down even if you've got a gun pointed at me. So I figured why not ya know. If he even tries anything I'll just knock him the fuck out, take some shit to sell so I can get home, and run. I just shrug and follow him and his unicorn snot machine in the opposite direction I had already started going.