Here it is guys. The rumored and highly anticipated Jelani fanfiction. It will be a chaptered story and I'll try to keep up with updates as the school year starts.
Several billion light years away, a fleet of sleek white spacecraft rested in the asteroid belt of a Class A galaxy. What could this fleet of ominous spacecraft be doing at this moment? These were the Weeblax, a highly feared and respected group of alien life for their mastery of space travel, weaponry and a kind of bizarre type of hentai. They floated in between the rocks and one particular ship was quite busy doing what almost any form of life in the galaxy would be doing at that exact moment. Searching the internet of course jeez.
Actually, the one who was searching the internet had to be doing it for his job as he was the ship's Communications Officer... and he was on Instagram not the internet for god's sake. There's a difference. But anyways yes, he was looking into a signal he had caught with the communications radar from a far far away planet in the Milky Way galaxy. As he was scrolling, he suddenly stopped and stared at the screen in a very confusing expression. "What the %$^&ing $ #% am I looking at?" He spoke.
Well, actually he didn't say that. I should probably make it clear that like most forms of life in our galaxy, the Weeblax spoke a different language... one of which cannot actually be produced by the human vocal chords. Our galactic translators are (and should continue to be doing so unless they go on the rumored strike) currently translating the conversations and alot of other plot to this story into basic human English.
Back on track.
I should probably make it clear that another reason the Weeblax are feared is their purging technique of making the universe a more peaceful, intelligent space... by coincidentally eliminating all life they feel do not deserve life. So anyways, coming across this confusing and just plain odd account on the Earth application "Instagram", the Weeblax CO contacted the fleet commander who beamed himself onto the ship to view the issue. "This had better be an important issue," He thought. "I was just on a call with that hot chick from the last Galaxy B pass by."
He strode into the darkened room, looked up into the Communications screen and strode immediately out of the room, back to the transport room and directly to his ship to make the announcement that the planet Earth in Class D galaxy Milky Way was to be eliminated. The fleet of ships prepared and then simultaneously blinked out of the asteroid belt into the Earth's atmosphere. Only god knows what the inhabitants were doing and thinking at this very moment...
Really hope you guys like it! Just so you know it's gonna be one of the most illuminati things you've ever read so beware.