Author's Note: Hey there! I thought it'd be a good idea to make this parody for my beloved Jude. (Love you, sweetheart!) :3
Anyway, the summary should pretty much give you the gist of what you'll be getting. However, I will recommend that you read The Wrath of Topaz and The Quest of Topaz if you haven't already. Also listen to Man of Constant Sorrow and watch O Brother, Where Art Thou beforehand.
Alright then, ciao!
-Voltalia
In constant sorrow all through his days...
I am the Gem of constant sorrow.
I've seen trouble all my days.
I bid farewell to old Beach City,
The place I was born to protect.
The place he was born to protect.
For twelve long years, I've been in trouble.
No pleasures here on Earth I found.
For in this world, I'm bound to struggle.
I have no other friends to help me now.
He has no other friends to help him now.
It's fare thee well, my old true lover.
I never expect to see you again,
For I'm bound to ride that chariot of death.
Perhaps I'll die upon this ride to hell.
Perhaps he'll die upon this ride to hell.
You can bury me in some deep old wasteland
For many years where I may lay.
Then you may learn to live in peace
While I am sleeping in my grave.
While he is sleeping in his grave.
Maybe your friends think I'm just a monster.
My face you'll never see no more.
But there is one promise that is given.
I'll meet you again on God's golden steps.
He'll meet you again on God's golden steps.