"Welcome to Warriors Funniest Videos! I'm your hostess, Moonblaze!" a black-and-white she-cat walks onto stage. "Today friends and family will compete for THE ULTIMATE PRIZE! Let's see what they could win!"
A deep voice announces, "You could win a free trip to StarClan for a moon! Get pampered and have a break! There is an ALL YOU CAN EAT buffet! So send in your videos now for a chance to win a free trip to StarClan for a moon!" In a quick voice says, "Warriors Funniest Videos is not responsible if you get too fat to catch prey and defend your borders."
"Alright, so the first video is from Firestar and Graystripe in the category Pranks!" Moonblaze announces.
~Tape begins to show:
Firestar holds camera to face, "Hi it's me Fireheart! I'm gonna play a prank on Smudge!" He holds up an orange cat manikin. "Graystripe, take the camera."
Graystripe whispers, "This is gonna be good!" Firestar places the fake orange cat in front of Smudge's garden.
"Hey Smudge!" Firestar calls Smudge onto the fence. To Graystripe he whispers, "Where's the match?"
"Here," Graystripe hands Firestar the match. Firestar lights the orange cat on fire.
"Help! Help me! My pelt is on fire! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!" Firestar screams, pretending to be the orange cat.
Firestar and Graystripe hide in ferns.
"Rusty, I'll save you!" Smudge leaps down from the fence. He tries to blow on the fire. Instead the fire roars louder. "Ahhhhh! Rusty's on fire! Twolegs help! Help!" Smudge scratches at the door.
Graystripe begins to count down, "Five, four, three, two, and one!"
BOOM! The orange fake cat explodes.
Firestar and Graystripe leap out of the ferns. Firestar laughs, "You've been PRANKED!"
~Tape ends. ~
Audience is laughing unstoppably. Graystripe is laughing so hard he fell out of his chair. Firestar is also on the floor.
"Ah," Moonblaze purrs. "That was hilarious!"
Audience starts to stop laughing.
"Okay, Sunblaze my sister will take over for me," Moonblaze announces.
Audience claps as a golden she-cat walks onto stage.
"Hello, I'm Sunblaze and I am the co-host. I will now show another video from the category Pranks! sent in by Hawkfrost!" the golden she-cat explains.
~Tape begins to show:
"Watch this!" Hawkfrost ties a green toy fish onto a long string. He chucks the fish far out in the water, close to the other side, holding onto the end.
Across the river Mistyfoot is wading in the water fishing. She has her eyes locked on the green fish. Mistyfoot pounces and Hawkfrost pulls it out of reach.
Hawkfrost lets it rest again and Mistyfoot tries yet again. She pounces and Hawkfrost pulls it back.
"What the heck!" Mistyfoot is confused. "Why can't I catch that fish?"
Angry, Mistyfoot tries one last time. She pounces and picks it up in her mouth.
"Gross! It tastes like plastic!" Mistyfoot spits out the fish back into the water.
"That's because it is!" Hawkfrost laughs from the other side of the river. "You've been PRANKED!"
~Tape ends. ~
"That was hysterical!" Sunblaze purrs. "Moonblaze, you can take over now!"
Audience is still laughing when Moonblaze walks back onto stage.
"Alright, time for a commercial break!" Moonblaze announces.
~Commercial Ad Begins:
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~Commercial Ad Ends. ~
Audience claps.
"Welcome back to Warriors Funniest Videos!" Sunblaze purrs.
"Okay, we are moving onto my favorite category: Drama Queens!" Moonblaze announces. "The first video is sent in by Squirrelflight."
~Tape Begins:
"Squirrelflight I hate you! I never wanna see you again!" Brambleclaw cries. "You lied to me! You actually lied to me!"
Brambleclaw tears up his own nest. "How could've I been so stupid? How! You love Ashfur!"
In a sing-song tone he sings, "Squirrelflight and Ashfur sittin' in a tree. M-A-T-I-N-G!"
Brambleclaw cries, "I want Goldenflower! I. WANT. GOLDENFLOWER!"
Goldenflower appears from StarClan, "What the heck do you want Brambleclaw? I can't help you!"
~Tape Ends. ~
"Ha! Ha! Ha! That was too good!" Sunblaze purrs. "Squirrelflight, how'd you tape it?"
Squirrelflight stands up on her chair. "Easy; I borrowed a security camera from Leafpool's Herb Show."
"So that's where my camera went!" Leafpool calls out from her seat by Jayfeather.
"Right, now I'm sorry to say that was the only video in Drama Queens," Moonblaze announces. "The next category is Kits!"
"Yep and this next tape was sent in by Sasha!" Sunblaze meows.
~Tape Begins:
"Hello, this is Sasha," says the cat holding the camera. "This is Hawkkit and Mothkit in their kit days. They will be taking what I call the Kit Quiz."
The camera shows a dark brown tabby with blue eyes and a dappled golden she-cat.
"Say hi!" Sasha purrs.
"Roar!" Hawkkit bats the camera with his paw.
"Hi!" Mothkit squeals.
"Hawkkit what are you gonna do when you grow up?" Sasha asks her son.
Hawkkit wrestles with Mothkit, "Kill hawks!"
Sasha turns to her daughter, "Mothkit what are you gonna do when you grow up?"
"I'll-" Mothkit was cut off by her brother.
"Kill moths!" Hawkkit declares.
Sasha purrs and moves on, "What else are you gonna do?"
"Become a leader!" Hawkkit puffs out his chest in pride.
"What about you Mothkit?" the camera turned to the dappled golden kit.
"Become a medicine cat," Mothkit purrs.
"What're your names gonna be?" Sasha questioned.
"Hawkkiller!" Hawkkit pretends to be bringing down a hawk.
"Moth-" again Mothkit was cut off by her brother.
"Mothchaser!"Hawkkit rears up on his hind legs and pretends to bat a moth with his paw.
"Who's gonna be your mentors?"
Hawkkit bats the camera with his paw, "Tigerstar!"
"Mudfur," Mothkit pushes Hawkkit over.
Sasha asks, "Who's gonna listen to them?"
"Me!" Hawkkit yowls.
Mothkit pipes, "Me!"
"I'm sure you both with do just fine," Sasha comforts them.
"I'll do better!" Hawkkit protested.
Mothkit argues, "No I will!"
"Will not!"
"Will too!"
"Will not!"
"Will too!"
"And that concludes Hawkkit and Mothkit's Kit Quiz!" Sasha turns off the camera.
~Tape Ends. ~
"Awww! Wasn't that cute?" Sunblaze purrs.
"Yes!" Moonblaze squeals. "A perfect competition has been made!"
"I wonder who will win," Sunblaze mused.
Moonblaze purrs, "So vote now!"
Firestar & Graystripe– Pranks! – Smudge
Vote: I_AM_ON_FIRE-1
Hawkfrost – Pranks! – Mistyfoot
Vote: PLASTIC_FISHY-2
Squirrelflight – Drama Queens! – Brambleclaw
Vote: CRY_BABY-3
Sasha – Kits! – Hawkfrost & Mothwing
Vote: KIT_QUIZ-4
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A/N: If YOU have any ideas for videos please review them or PM me. :D
Disclaimer: I, DauntlessFlame, do NOT own warriors! I only own the videos, Moonblaze, and Sunblaze!