Yes, THIS PURE CRACK….Saburo x His Van x OC…
I'm telling you this now, this will probably be the world's most messed up crack pairing you will ever read… BTW, you're Shizu-Chan's daughter: 3
I DON'T OWN: Durarara! , Saburo Togusa, Saburo's Van, Ikebukuro, the other characters, your OC or anything else.
I DO OWN: The plot behind this story and the creativity.
My 'sister' came up with the pairing; I came up with the crack story.
Yes, there will be parts from the first few episodes; yes I mixed it up, Yes There's slight swearing (next chapter)
This will have two parts….Sorry, next part will be uploaded around the 2nd or 3rd
Enjoy.
You're a close friend of Saburo. A close friend to KyoHei, Walker and Erika. Everyone in that van, you were close to. It was another typical day with the 4, which was until something scarred you for life.
-FLASH BACK-
It was a typical night, watching Erika and Walker hide behind a cut-out of an anime character, KyoHei just staring at the road and Saburo looking for any dents on his van.
You were watching Erika and Walker be…well Erika and Walker. You saw Masaomi walking with another boy around his age. You took your eyes off of them for a second to look at Saburo and snapped your head back to here that boy talking, "Sorry, I wasn't paying attention!" he said bowing and looking scared. As he looked up, the cut-out started talking, in which it was really Erika and Walker," hmmm?"
They said as if it was planned. I slight 'oh' came from Walker, "Oh, Hey Masaomi" Erika said right after. "Oh, Hey Erika, Walker…What's New?" Masaomi said, smiling like always. "Hey, Hey man. It's been a while!" Walker said, walking out from behind the cut-out. Masaomi gave a bigger smile, "Yo…" KyoHei said smiling as Masaomi turned along with the boy, "Masaomi…What up?"… "Hey, how's it goin?"
Erika walked up from the cut-out, "Who's this guy your with? Is he a friend of yours?"..."Yeah. Me and this guy go way, way back…He just moved to Ikebukuro today!" Masaomi answered. "Oh, cool!" Erika said a little more enthusiastic. "This lady is Erika, and this upstanding guy is Walker" Masaomi said, looking over one more time "and that lady over there is (Y/N), cute isn't she?" Masaomi said. "Masaomi I'm a lot older than you, how many times have I told you to stop calling me cute?!" You said, nowhere near being irritated.´" Hey, you never mentioned your name..." Walker said, pointing to the boy. "O-Oh, my-my name, Mikado Ryugamine" Mikado said. "That sounds like an anime name!" You said, about the same volume as when your dad screams at that flea, Izaya. "That's right your dads Shizuo Heiwajima!" Masaomi said, Mikado started to back up in fear. "Oh she's safe, nothing like her dad!" Masaomi said,
"You really think that?" You said making a fist and charging at Masaomi.
-TAKE TOM'S HAND AND LET HIM LEAD YOU THROUGH THE TIME SKIP ABOUT AN HOUR LATER-
You, Walker, Erika, KyoHei, Mikado and a unharmed Masaomi were in a shop, well, book store and of course Saburo was looking out for that van of his. You got bored since you were just standing against a wall looking out the window, you walked outside and over to Saburo, "(Y/N)….I won't let anyone touch you or hurt you" Saburo said while stroking his van. Did Saburo really name his van after you and started stroking it?!
I didn't do that, right? PURE CRACK, Now that I think about it, I will write a Saburo lemon