Hurky: Hey guys! This is the last Dude Where's Story that will be published in a long time! This time, it's a Dude Where's story for 2 people!

Riku: But we're not going to find out why Donald doesn't wear pants and we already know why Goofy has no brain!

Hurky: Shut up. But I've already got a ton of ideas for this story! And now the disclaimer!

Disclaimer: Hurky doesn't own Kingdom Hearts, Ryo, Alexa, or the Disney characters. So shoo, lawyers, shoo.

Lawyers: Awwww...(walk off)

Disclaimer: But she does own the Burrito Eating Owl and the Balamb Express peacocks

Sora, Riku, Kairi, Ryo, and Alexa all sat in the stands of the football stadium to the Destiny Islands High School. Their best friend, Hurky, was finally graduating. They were sitting and waiting for her name to be called. But first, they had to sit through about fifty speeches!

"Congratulations...blah blah blah...I'm going to miss this school...blah blah blah...I want to thank my parents for supporting me all my life, blah blah blah..." said a female valedictorian in a light blue cap and gown.

"Ugh, are these stupid speeches ever going to end?" whined Riku. "We don't want to hear about how you struggled in the past 13 years of school! And these balloons are really getting annoying!"

"Fine, hold these flowers!" said Ryo, his fangirl, handing Riku a bunch of yellow roses and taking about eleven black, blue and white balloons and four mylar balloons that said Congrats, Good Luck, You Did It, and Class of 2006.

"And now, the awarding of the diplomas!" said the principal, wearing ablack cap and gown. The guys wore black and the girls wore light blue. They were the school colors.

"Finally!" said Sora. "I was just aboutready to leave!"

Kairi gave Sora a dirty look.

"I was just kidding!" said Sora nervously.

So, they all sat through, having to watch about forty other kids get called, Hurky was finally called up.

"Crystal 'Hurky' Dermott!" announced the principal.

Sora, Riku, Kairi, Ryo, and Alexa all cheered, but Riku cheered the loudest.

"WOOT! HURKY!" he yelled.

Someone tapped Riku on the shoulder and he turned around to find a guy looking to be about 40 with black hair and wearing an orange polo shirt and tan colored shorts.

"Will you please stop cheering so loud?" he asked. "My daughter-"

"Ah, who gives a rat's ass about your daughter!" said Riku. "I can cheer as loud as I want for my friend! YAHHHOOOO!"

The guy grunted and looked back to the ceremony.

Hurky, a girl with long brown hair, brown eyes, and wore glasses, a medallion that said Destiny Islands High School Graduate with the school's logo on it, a light blue cap and gown and boots walked up to the stage, got her diploma, and went back to her seat. She grinned from ear to ear.

Finally, after all 250 other kids were called, the tassels were turned, fireworks shot up into the sky, and caps flew into the air in celebration. Hurky's cap hit someone in front of her. (Hurky: That actually did happen at my graduation!) Then, everyone was allowed to come out of the stands to join their graduate. Hurky's parents and her siblings would have been there, but they didn't own a gummi ship and all the flights from Wonderland were booked. Also, three of her siblings had to work, but her younger brother, Louie, lived with Hurky on the islands and just didn't want to go. Sora and his friends all joined a grinning Hurky and threw all their arms around her in a group hug.

"You finally made it!" said Sora.

"Congrats!" said Alexa.

"I can't believe you graduated!" said Kairi.

"I can't believe we're never going to see you here at school again!" said Ryo.

"I can't believe it's not butter!" joked Riku. "But you survived high school!"

Everyone laughed at Riku's tasteless joke. Then, they all got into Riku's car and drove to Hurky's house, where a dinner party was going to be held. Leon, Cloud, Aerith, Yuffie, Roxas, Namine, Hayner, Olette, and Pence were there. So were Louie and his friend Fluffy MC, already downing the sea salt ice cream Alexa had brought earlier. She was from Twilight Town, so she was dearly fond of the frozen confection.

"Hey, stop eating all the ice cream!" said Hurky.

"Hell no!" said Louie, a guy two inches taller than his sister with shortish-long dirty blonde hair, blue eyes, glasses, and wearing a Metallica t-shirt and Dickies shorts with skateboard shoes with a skull and crossbones on them. "In fact, I'll eat another one!"

Hurky, who was already in her regular clothes consisting of a black Super Mario t-shirt with a dark mushroom that said Game Over on it, blue jeans, and brown Converse shoes with a tanned star on each side, was about to hit him with her pink and black keyblade when Alexa shook her head.

"Relax, I brought enough for everyone to have at least ten!" she said.

"I already ate twenty two!" laughed Fluffy MC, a Mexican guy with an afro, wearing a t-shirt, jeans, and Converse shoes.

"Hey, it's time to eat!" yelled Yuffie from the doorway.

They all went to the dining room where a long table was set up with platters of food. There was teriyaki chicken brought by Sora, pork chops brought by Kairi, who knew how much Hurky loved her mother's pork chops, fried chicken bought from the chicken restaurant for Hurky's brother, lasagna brought by Riku, homemade ravioli made by Yuffie, pizza brought by Leon and Cloud, homemade corn dogs by Aerith, Roxas, Namine, and their friends all brought the beverages of sodas, bottled water, lemonade and fruit juice, a variety of bean and cheese, chicken, beef, carne asada burritos made by Ryo (to make Riku happy), beef stew made by Hurky, the extremely spicy lime chicken made by Riku's father and brought by Riku (who was the only one who ate it, since he was invulnerable to the spicyness), and a ton of side dishes on the table. It was basically a potluck dinner. Sora had made blueberry cheesecake as one of the desserts. He could only make desserts since he knew many uses for sugar.

"Alright, let's eat!" said Riku.

Everyone began to grab their plates and reach for the food. Louie already had about 16 pieces of fried chicken on his plate.

"Try these pork chops!" coaxed Aerith to Cloud, who was only eating pizza. "Kairi's mother made them and they taste really good."

"No thanks." muttered Cloud.

"HOO HOO HOOOO!" yelled an owl, flying in from the window.

"Damn you Burrito Eating Owl!" yelled Riku. "You're not stealing my burritos today!"

"RIKU!" scolded Ryo. She picked up a bean and cheese burrito and gave it to the owl. "Here you go. Ignore Riku."

"Thank you very kindly!" said the owl. "Mind if I stay to eat? I hear you're celebrating a friend's graduation!"

"Go ahead!" said Kairi.

After about twenty more minutes of eating, Riku picked up a glass and lightly tapped it with a spoon. Everyone was still chatting merrily and eating. Finally, Riku threw the glass into the kitchen, where it broke and shattered into many pieces. That got everyone's attention.

"What the hell was that?" asked Roxas.

"Me getting your attention." said Riku, picking up a frosty can of soda. "Now I want to propose a toast to Hurky! Congrats on surviving high school, Hurk. We know you've been through a lot this year."

Hurky was kicked out of her last school Balamb Garden because she had moved back to Wonderland in the middle of the year. She had applied for a permit and was denied, thanks to her brother's mischievious behavior. But she was the Balamb keyblade wielder, which was a very prestigious position to be in over in Balamb because they were considered to be the hero of Balamb in case anything attacked them. They had said that the wielder would be treated with royalty, but they haven't to Hurky and just tossed her out after 3 years of attendance and good grades. They still expect her to save their asses in trouble, so they send talking messenger peacocks nearly every single day to get her to save them from monsters and stuff. Hurky just yells at the peacocks. Peacocks own about one-third of Balamb, where they run Balamb Express, a formerly local messenger company that just went universal in 2003.

Hurky was almost forced to attend Wonderland High School, a school well known for their notoriety because Wonderland is a world full of mischief and trickery, but then she met Sora, who convinced her that she was old enough to live by herself with people she liked and moved to Destiny Islands and built a four bedroom house there. Hurky's parents just recently sent Louie to live with Hurky until he turns 18 in a year because they got tired of his misbehavior and he was kicked out of Wonderland High.

"But we're happy to have you spend your final year in high school with us here on the islands and we wish you the best of luck." continued Riku.

Everyone raised their drinks and all drank.

"I don'tknow why these kids didn't bring alcohol," muttered Cloud after finishing off his soda.

"Come on, Leon!" persuaded Yuffie, holding the platter of chicken to Leon. "Try this chicken!"

Leon took one look at it and pushed it away. "I don't think so," he said.

"Please?" asked Yuffie, taking a piece and eating it. "I think it's really good!"

"Not after what happened to Riku." said Leon. "He nearly burned off his tastebuds eating it, remember?"

"But Riku was a kid when that happened! His tastebuds were young then. Yours are older!" pleaded Yuffie. "And look at Roxas! He ate some and he's fine!"

Leon looked over to Roxas, who had five sea salt popsicles in his mouth. He took out the sticks and put them on the table with a pile of about thirty more popsicle sticks.

"Are you nuts, Yuffie?" he asked.

Yuffie grinned. "No. Just on a sugar high all day and all night!" she said.

"I think you're on crack." said Leon. He picked up his spoon and took a bite of stew and made a face. "This stew has no flavor. It's not even thick. Who made this crap?"

"I did!" said Hurky. "So what? I suck at cooking. Big deal."

Sora snickered. "Riku brought some of that chicken for Scott Burkorini's birthday party last year. He breathed fire the second he ate that chicken! Ha ha ha!" he said.

"I think that was mean!" said Kairi. "Poor Scott had to go to the emergency room!"

"That's exactly what we wanted to happen!" said Riku. Scott Burkorini was a red haired guy Sora and Riku both hated.

Kairi rolled her eyes and just sipped on her lemon water.

The rest of the evening was uneventful. Everyone left at 10:00 and congratulated Hurky while walking out...

Hurky: I know that was kind of boring, but I promise it will get interesting. I also want to thank the person who helped me come up with the title of this story. I don't remember his/her penname. It was a while ago in a review.