Narrator: This is the courtroom of Judge Trudy. When you have a beef, don't take the law into your own hands...take it to Judge Trudy. Okay.
(A little girl and her mom were awaiting their case)
The Baliff: Everyone up on your feet, it's time to greet!
(The audience stands up, as Judge Trudy enters the courtroom and makes her way to her table)
Judge Trudy: Judge Trudy: Alright, sit, sit, sit, sit. I am Judge Trudy. So, Kate Ann Dixon, I hear that you are sueing your mother here.
Kate: Yeah, that's right your honor.
Judge Trudy: Alright, now please tell us why this is.
Kate: I would be glad to, your honor. She made me eat broccoli for dinner!
Judge Trudy: Ugh!
(The audience immediately starts booing and throwing garbadge at Mrs. Dixon)
Mrs. Dixon: Oww! Hey! Hey! Stop that!
(Judge Trudy slams her gavel)
Judge Trudy: Why'd ya make your daughter eat broccoli for dinner?
The Baliff: Yeah, why did you make her eat broccoli for dinner...?
Mrs. Dixon: Because it's good for you.
Judge Trudy: Ma'am, let me ask you something. What kind of selfish, heartless parent makes their kid eat broccoli for dinner?
Mrs. Dixon: Well, there was also meat loaf.
Judge Trudy: Can I ask you something else?
Mrs. Dixon: Sure.
Judge Trudy: Do you like milk?
Mrs. Dixon: No.
Judge Trudy: I order everyone in the courtroom to throw pints of milk at Mrs. Dixon!
(Judge Trudy slams her gavel)
(The audience starts throwing pints of milk at Mrs. Dixon)
Mrs. Dixon: Oww! Can you kids please stop throwing milk at me?
(Judge Trudy slams her gavel)
Judge Trudy: I find in favor of the plantiff, Kate Ann Dixon, owed by her mother in the amount of $49,000!
(Judge Trudy slams her gavel)
Mrs. Dixon: Are you kidding me? I don't have $49.000!
Judge Trudy: Well that's just too bad. POUR DOWN THE BROCCOLI!
(Judge Trudy slams her gavel)
Baliff: On it, Judge!
Mrs. Dixon: Broccoli?
(The Baliff pulls down a lever opening a trap door in the ceiling, releasing thousands of cooked pieces of broccoli down onto Mrs. Dixon)
Mrs. Dixon: Oh my goodness! Are you kidding me?
Judge Trudy: Yeah yeah, I'm kidding you. Case closed!
(Kate Ann Dixon and her mom (covered in broccoli) exit the courtroom)
(Judge Trudy slams her gavel)
Judge Trudy: Next case!
(Some mid-teen and his dad enter the courtroom)
Narrator: The litigates for our next case our entering the court room. Rainy nights are peaceful...
Judge Trudy: Now, Jeffrey Jackson, I hear that you have a complaint against your father here.
Jeffrey: Yeah, Judge Trudy, I really do!
Judge Trudy: And what seems to be the problem?
Jeffrey: He made me go to the Dentist!
(The audience starts booing Mr. Jackson)
Judge Trudy: Why'd ya make your son go to the Dentist, Mr. Jackson?
Mr. Jackson: Because he hasn't been in so long. He was full of cavities. He needed to go.
Judge Trudy: Well it's your son's mouth, shouldn't he be allowed to decide on whatever he wants to with it?
The Baliff: Yeah, shouldn't he...?
Mr. Jackson: I'm his father.
(Judge Trudy slams her gavel)
Judge Trudy: And I don't care!
(Judge Trudy slams her gavel)
Judge Trudy: I hearby order Mr. Jackson to ride a roller coaster at an amusement park for three hours!
Mr. Jackson: A roller coaster?
The Baliff: Come on in!
(Two amusement park managers enter the courtroom, and start to carry Mr. Jackson out)
Mr. Jackson: Put me down! Help! Help!
Judge Trudy: Court dismissed! Bring out the Dancing Lobsters!
(The Dancing Lobsters come out, and Jeffrey Jackson and the audience start celebrating)
