"Stefan I cant do this anymore. We're over," I shout while stomping out the room.
"Oh my god, I thought she would never leave. Bonnie lets carry on were we left off," I could hear Stefan's voice say from within his room. My mouth hangs open while I continue to stomp away. Just then the grudge popped out from behind the corner and jumped onto me.
"UGGHHHHAAHHHHH," the grudge made its creepy sound. Just as I was about to die, a unicorn crashed through the ceiling a killed the grudge with its horn. There was a person on the unicorn to. It was a fully naked Damon with a leaf on his goods. If I didn't know any better I would have thought he was Adam.
"Do you like what you see?" Damon asks raising a eyebrow. I was about to answer when Nina and Paul ran into the scene.
"Ewwwwww Ian, put on some clothes," Nina cried covering her eyes. Paul just continued to stare.
"Looking good there Ian," says Paul giving Damon a wink. Everybody gives Paul a look of disgust.
"Double ewwwwwwwww," Nina cried again.
"Guys I'm not Ian, my name is-" Damon starts but was interrupted by two humongous killer tomatoes that rolled into the scene and swallowed Paul and Nina. The tomatoes turned to swallow Damon but exploded because they couldn't handle Damon's hotness.
"Climb upon my unicorn," Damon says extending his hand. I take his hand and climb upon the unicorn. The unicorn takes full flight up in the sky.
Once we're in the sky I look to my left to see a dementore (Harry potter) coming our way. I let out a small scream.
"Its okay," says Damon. What did he mean its okay?
"What do you mean?" I ask.
"In 10 seconds it will be 2012, so we're going to die anyways," says Damon calmly. My mouth hangs open as I check my watch.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1 and everyone died because 2012 happened
The end.
Sorry guys I was bored. So anyway I know im like the queen of randomness lol hope u enjoyed the story and if your looking for a fluffy (serious ish lol) damon and Elena story then check out my story camping with Damon.
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