The Chocolate Frog Memorial
Ummmm I have no idea why I wrote this (well actually why I typed it)
So it is a normal boring day at Hogwarts blah blah blah wait is that-yes I do believe it is why the hell is a LION RUNNING AROUND HOGWARTS!?! Wait now the lion is giving Dumbledore a letter-WHO USES A LION AS AN OWL? And now the lion is going up to McGonagall and-wait did McGonagall just call the lion ASLAN? Okay so now Dumbledore just opened the letter and-WHAT THE HELL-thousands of little penguins are spilling out of the envelope wow this is weird wait-one of them is tap dancing in McGonagall's lasagna-one of them tripped Snape and he landed on his bum-I won't tell you where he landed but I will say this poor professor Sinestra- BLOODY HELL MCGONAGALL'S LASAGNA IS ATAKKING HER!!!!! And wait-OMG THE PENGUINS ARE FORMING A GIANT RED PENGUIN!!!! And now the penguin running around Hogwarts and-OMG IT JUST STPPED ON MCGONAGALL-BLODDY HELL THE PENGUIN KILLED HER!!!! And wait –why is the penguin going to the north tower-wait why is the penguin tangoing with Trelawney-did Snape just yell "get away from my wife you prat!!!!!" and-owww Flitwick just shot me with a arrow-WHY THE HELL IS HE WAERING A DIPER? The penguin just stepped on McGonagall again-hey wait she came back to life!!! What the-now there are a bunch of mini penguins again HEY ON SLAPED UMBIDGE (not that I'm complaining)-oh no why are they cornering Dumbledore with a pair of scissors-NOOOOOO NOT THE BEARD YOU MONSTER NOT THE BEARD!!!!! Let us all have a moment of silence for Dumbledore's lost beard……hey look it's Fudge…oh…oh my…Umbridge is flirting with him and…oh my…VOLDIE JUST CAME AND….KILLED UMBITCH AND FUDGE!!!!
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