"The More You Know"
Rated T
Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Ever After High or any of characters from that show. Ever After High and its characters are owned by Mattel and the respective co-authors of the Ever After High books, Shannon Hale and Suzanne Selfors. Anyway, since I still had writer's block, I figured I'd come up with this little drabble based on NBC's public service announcements entitled "The More You Know". So here's a little small Daring drabble to keep you occupied. Enjoy!
The camera was busy shooting around Daring Charming, who was reading a book next to an openly lit fireplace. He looked up to the camera and smiled.
"Oh hi there, I'm Daring Charming." He smirked. "Yeah, you know me. I'm Ever After High's resident charmer and once believed to be Apple's prince charming. Anyway, that's enough about me, so I'll get right to it. Did you know that there are less ugly people here in this world today now? That's how the most beautiful people, like me, have a big chance of being pleasured by the next person they see. Ugly people that don't look like me only get stuck with a rain check."
Just then, he suddenly heard Rosabella's voice speak out to him in a very angry way.
"DARING, WHY ARE APPLE'S PANTIES DOING IN YOUR BED?!" Rosabella shouted.
"Damn it," Daring gulped before looking down. "Let's get out of here, Apple. Rosabella found out."
Suddenly, the sound of a zipper was heard zipping up, followed by Apple White popping up and wiping her mouth in the process.
"I knew I should have never left my thong in the first place." Apple sighed as she took off.
Knowing he was still filming, Daring decided to close this little PSA of his.
"To close this out: Don't do drugs, kids!" Daring exclaimed as he follwed Apple out of the room, possibly as a sign to where Rosabella wouldn't have to kill her now-cheating ex if she saw him.
The More You Know
Yeah, I'm quickly running out of ideas to write here. Honestly, I kinda wrote this just as an escape to take a little bit of a breather from all of the stories I've been working on with Jeff Hardy Fan VR1. Hey, a writer's gotta rest and work out once in a while. Besides, for an author, it's not always easy.
Anyway, let's hope NBC won't sue me from stealing this educational segment under their noses. Feedbacks are appreciated and welcome. 'Til next time, Warrior over and out! PEACE!