Hiya, folks! Here I am with another YuBo one-shot! I got this idea from an O'Grady commercial. Beyblade and this original idea is not mine
Sabotage
"Alright, Kai. I'm ready to do this. I'm going to ask him out no mater what! I have the will of the tiger! The eye of the tiger! The balls of the tiger! I can do this!"
"Then dial the number, stupid." Kai replied. Yuriy had been stalling non-stop every since he picked up the phone. He hadn't dialed the number—he hadn't even turned the phone on—and he was still trying to prove to Kai that he could do this.
"Okay, okay. No need to be rude, Hiwitari. I shouldn't be calling him on a regular phone! What if he wants to call me and I'm not at home? I will do this one in style." Yuriy shot back. Putting down the home phone, he took out his cell phone, flipped it open and pressed speed dial.
"Oh man! How do I look?" Yuriy asked.
"Yuriy…It's a phone."
"I know…it's nerves."
"Wait a minute…Damn it Yuriy! You have him on speed dial?"
"No, Kai, I just dial really fast. Okay…oh god it's ringing! Should I hang up?" Yuriy stared at the ringing phone in horror. What was he thinking? About to ask Bryan, super sexy hunkalicious Bryan, on a date? It was unheard of! He couldn't believe Kai talked him into.
'Hi, this is Bryan. I don't have my cell on right now…'
"Ohhhh…"
"What? What's he saying?"
"It's not what he saying it's what he means to say and he means to say 'I love you Yuriy'!"
'…so leave your name and a brief message and I'll get back to you. BEEP!'"Uh, hi Bryan. It's Yuriy-"
"-and Kai." Kai joined in, talking into the phone. Yuriy froze and looked at Kai with a red face. Kai raised an eyebrow and shifted a bit away from him to the other side of the couch.
"What are you doing?" Yuriy asked, the phone still in hand.
"I'm helping." Kai stated matter-of-factly. Yuriy's eyes flashed with hatred.
"You're not helping! You, you bogus friend, are sabotaging!"
"Yuriy! The phone-"
"Yeah! The phone that decides my fate with the super sexy Russian babe Bryan and you ruined it!"
"Yuriy-"
"You know Bryan! The guy I go gaga over, weak in the knees, and have wet steamy dreams about? The guy I wanna live the rest of my natural born life with!"
"Yes, but Yuriy-"
"You want to ruin it don't you? DON'T YOU? So you can have Bryan all to yourself, huh, Hiwitari? I always knew you were plotting against me!"
Kai threw up his hands in a peaceful gesture,"You're paranoid, Yuriy! Hang up-"
"No! I'll hang you up! I wanted Bryan and me to live happily together as the hottest homosexual couple in the world but you don't seem to care! I LOVE HIM DAMN IT! WHY ARE YOU MAKING IT HARD FOR ME TO GET IN HIS PANTS?!
"YUURIY!"
"WHAT?!"
"HANG UP THE KAMI DAMNED PHONE IT'S STILL ON!" Kai yelled at the top of his lungs. Yuriy immediately hung up the phone and covered his face with his hands.
"KAI, I HATE YOU!"
Shawnee: Like it? Hate it? I wanna know!
Ja Ne!
Someday You'll Let Go Of My Hand
And when you finally look to the far sky
I'll kick you from behind and laugh at you - Wolfie