World Domination

Chapter 1 – Sisterly Love

Alex's POV

"Oh Fuck! Would you shut up you dipshit?"

As much as we disagree during the day, our mutual hatred for the alarm clock brings out a one-time only quadruplet-style reaction.

As Jinx attacks the alarm clock with her fists, Diva and I get up, looking at the alarm-clock with compassion.

"Five more minutes, mommy" Aria shouts and turns to her side.

Before I can stop her, Jinx jumps on top of Aria and starts bombarding her stomach with punches. Not hard enough to leave a bruise but hard enough to seriously hurt and cause a not-so-happy awakening.

As Diva emotionlessly staggers into the bathroom, I move forward to try and get Jinx off of Aria. However, instead of sobs I hear…Giggling? Is she giggling? I stare at them in disbelieve, frozen in mid-step. Jinx never discontinues throwing punches while Aria shouts, "Stop! Stop! It's tickling!"

Wow….Aria never ceases to surprise me. That girl doesn't feel pain! Just… tickles!

I stare at her with confusion etched on my face until eventually, I can't watch anymore. I saunter over to them and yank the covers from beneath them. They topple to the floor, Aria continuing to giggle in the process. Jinx glares at me, unthankful for my actions and rushes towards me in a fit of fury.

I gracefully dodge her sloppy attempt at an attack and she slams into the wall, sinking to the floor with a defeated cry. I make my way downstairs into the kitchen where Diva is already sitting, fully clothed, reading a book. She knows better than to interrupt the two psychos.

We both hear Jinx stomping down the stairs. 'Come here Alex, you little bitch! Man up, why don't you?'

You see, I'm not scared of her wrath: we're equal in strength and agility. However, I am not in the mood to start my first day of school with a black-eye.

"Help?" I whisper to Diva, hoping she won't hate me for the rest of the day for interrupting her lecture.

"Go into the bathroom, lock the door and when Jinx starts pounding on the door, threaten to send her favourite hair-die down the toilet." She says dispassionately, not once looking up.

I race towards the bathroom, but am struck by a sudden idea, I can play with her weaknesses. Chocolate. She's a chocoholic, she adores it so much, I'm surprised I don't find her cuddling with it in bed. I tear open the cupboards desperately searching for chocolate. When I find it, I rip it from its packaging, calmly walk into the bathroom, leaving the door wide open, and patiently await my pursuer.

The footsteps grow louder and my pulse grows faster. I hope this works, 'cause if not, I'm fucked. She storms into the bathroom, nostrils flaring, eyes just screaming, 'your dead bitch'. But all traces of anger evaporate once she sees me.

I stand there, teasingly holding the chocolate over the toilet. "Try anything, and the chocolate gets it" I taunt her. A small gasping sound escapes the back of her throat and she tries to compose herself, failing miserably as I can see she is longing for this chocolate.

"It's yours" I tell her and she lunges forward, but I yank my hand back and say "but only if you agree to forget about our little, misunderstanding". She ponders over my proposition and I stand there, smiling smugly, feeling pretty proud of myself.

When out of nowhere, Jinx snatches the chocolate out of my hand, hits me on the head with it, elbows me in the stomach and walks calmly out of the room. What a bold move, hitting a girl on the head with her own idea.

I slowly and cautiously shuffle out of the bathroom, protectively bend over, clutching my stomach, my eyes scanning the kitchen for her presence. But am reassured when Diva says "You're safe, she's gone". I breathe out a sigh of relief as I drop my arms.

Aria happily skips past me, totally oblivious to the fact that Jinx nearly burst my kidney, merely five seconds ago. And so, with the feeling of utter awkwardness I begin to get ready for the first day of school. Again.

A/N: So, I'm a co-writer of this story (Moni) and I hope you like it! Review! (This stinking author's note was meant to be funny! I can't be funny any more... I'm melting...)

A/N 2: So, I'm a co-writer of this story (La'ura (I can't really shorten my name and I love apostrophies)) and I'm so unoriginal.

Sorry that these author notes were so lame but we we're laughing too hard to care! WE ARE UNICORNS!