Yay! First Homestuck fanfic!
Homestuck belongs to...that guy who owns Homestuck...not to me. (Yes I know it's Hussie..._)
==Be Gamzee
It had started out fun for you. Honestly! Your friends, the other trolls, decided that a bonfire would be fun, and they decided to have it on your beach, because sand can't lead to a forest fire. Your not too sure about that, but you went along with it anyway since it sounded fun, and it was! Things just got a little out of hand. You don't want to blame anyone in particular, but it's safe to say Eridan had a major part in it. You tried to stop it, but your moirail Karkat Vantas yelled at you. You really didn't want to upset him, so you tried to ignore the argements, just staring into the fire.
An idea hit you like a ton of bricks, and you smile slightly.
==Dump all your Faygo in the fire and throw Karkat into the ocean
You mentally slap yourself. Your not sure how the idea wiggled it's way into your think pan. There was no way you would throw your bro into the ocean, he probably can't swim and you like your Faygo too much to waste it on something stupid like that. Your origional idea was much better!
==Share other idea
You decide to share your other idea, since it's the best you have. The lazy grin you had spreads even more. "Hey motherfuckers, wanna hear a scary story?" It works.
Everyone stops to look at Gamzee, smiling that signature smile. "WHAT THE FUCK? WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?" Gamzee looks at the shorter, nubby-horned troll. His moirail Karkat.
"Well, I was motherfuckin' thinkin' that it would be fun, y'know?"
"Gamzee that is...actually not a bad idea..." Karkat started, but when he considered it, it might be interesting to here whatever story Gamzee created. Pretty soon everyone's attention was focused on the indigo blood. "So what story are you going to tell?"
"I got one that's as true as the sky is blue. Motherfuckin' story kinda creeps me out a little though..."
"2o are you goiing to tell iit or not?"
"Sorry bro, I was all up an' distracted. Ain't right for me to do when my bros wanna hear a story." Everyone just glared at Gamzee, not sure if he was procrastinating on purpose or not.
"Anyway, a while back there was this motherfuckin' lusus and her little wriggler livin' way up on top of a cliff that way. The lusus was big and loved to fly and be free, she loved it more than her wriggler, at least that's what the wriggler thought. The lusus was always gone, sometimes for weeks and her wriggler, lovin' and loyal motherfucker it was, would sit on the edge of the cliff and wait for her to come home. One day, when the lusus was goin' back, a motherfuckin' storm started. It was raining real hard and she had to motherfuckin' land. The wriggler was gettin' worried about it's lusus, she wasn't back and the motherfucking storm was gettin' even worse. The wriggler left her hive and wandered into the darkness, climbin' down the cliff and started searchin' the beach."
Gamzee had paused and took a deep breath. He was trying to remember the next part, it was easy to forget because he did not like it. At all. The other trolls looked at him expectantly, well mostly. Nepeta was purractically falling out of her seat, but Vriska seemed bored and Eridan didn't look like he was even listening.
"Alright then...I motherfuckin' remember now. The wriggler was searchin' the beach for the lusus, but couldn't find her and it got darker and darker 'til the wriggler couldn't see any motherfuckin' thing anymore. The wriggler kept lookin', though, calling for the lusus. The wriggler didn't notice the water disappearin' from the beach. Not motherfuckin' long after the water was gone, the wriggler heard a strange sound. The wriggler looked up, out toward the sea and was swept away by a huge motherfuckin' wave."
" The next night the storm cleared and the lusus returned. She called for her wriggler, but it never came. The lusus couldn't find the wriggler in their hive, so she tried to follow it's scent. She could not smell her wriggler and she started to panic. She flew into the air and started lookin' for the missing wriggler, looking all over Alternia. She was sure it was somewhere and she would find it. She flew until she couldn't fly no more, and slowly returned to the hive. The lusus hasn't been seen since then. Sometimes, when it gets real motherfucking quiet out here, ya might hear the lusus cryin', or the wriggler calling for the lusus on this motherfuckin' beach." Gamzee finished with a lazy grin spread across his face, obviously pleased with his tale.
"uH...tHAT WAS KINDA CREEPY GAMZEE..."Tavros commented, Nepeta nodding in agreement. The others had begun debating the truth behind Gamzee's story, at least until Vriska stood to get their attention.
"Well, it was a nice story, but I don't believe it." She said. "In fact, I bet there is no hive on any cliff." Gamzee looked up at Vriska.
"Yes there is, I can show ya'll if you motherfuckin' want me too." He offered her, although it was open to everyone.
"If it's real then I say we all go and spend the day there. It would be fun, and you will see that there is no sorrow-crazed lusus living up there."
"Sounds good sis. Might even be motherfuckin' fun!" Gamzee exclaimed, getting up to stretch his long limbs.
"Gam, are you sure this is safe?" Asked Eridan, before quickly adding,"Evven if there is nothing livving there, the hivve could fall apart on us."
"Don't motherfuckin' worry bro, it'll all be good." Gamzee assured him."Now follow me motherfuckers!" With that Gamzee began to walk away.
"YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS. GAMZEE! GET BACK HERE, FUCKASS!" Karkat had gotten up to chase after his moirail, who wasn't slowing down. The pair were followed by an eager Vriska and a worried Tavros. Slowly the rest of the trolls began to move, following thesound of Karkat's non-stop shrieking at the juggalo.
Hope ya liked it. This is my first Homestuck fanfiction so if you have any pointers...
Flames will be used to roast Karka- I mean chestnuts (yeah...I meant chestnuts...) over an open fire.