This parody sprung from the tile page of XXXholic volume 5 chapter 1. This story contains Shoan-ai as well as other characters from the CLAMP universe.
Disclamier: XXXholic and all other works I use in this story belong to CLAMP manga team (i.e. not me).
Prologue
"This fair is so exciting" said the girl to her younger as she skipped along all the fantastic sites that this years fair had brought.
"Yeah and yummy too" answered the young boy as he finished off his stick of cotton candy. Suddenly the children heard the most beautiful music coming from the fair's outskirts.
"Come lets find out whose making that sound" said the girl braking into a run
"Onee-chan wait up" yelled the boy as he tried to keep up with his older sister.
Following the music the siblings found themselves in front a large sky blue tent, entering they discovered that the sound that they had been flowing was coming from a large wooden flute being played by a dark haired young man. The children quickly sat down at the vacant benches at the back of the tent and along with the rest of the audience stood and cheered when the man bowed.
"Thank you, Thank you' he said "And now it is my pleasure to introduce to you Lady Yuko story teller". As the man left an woman with her face shielded by a fan entered entered, her kimono was the same colour as the tent with design of a sliver butterfly on the lower left of the kimono and sliver bird on the upper right the fan also displaying the sliver creatures was closed and revelled a truly beautiful pale skinned woman. One side of her long dark hair was wound into a bun and red paint glistened on her lips contrasting her dark eyes witch were etched in black. She truly was a sight to behold. As she opened her mouth to speak the audience found itself captivated by her lilting voice
"Long ago the four nations that inhabited this world lived in harmony by as the desire for power grew in many men's hearts conflicts grew with in each nation. Finally the creator of the world threatened to destroy the world as it was and create a new one unless peace would return to the land. Sure enough harmony soon regained in all but one nation. That of the land of Sky. The two main factions that of the winged beasts and that of the winged insects had be unable to yield to each other and their were also evenly matched and with the land of Flame supporting the beasts and the country of Water aligning themselves with the insects it seemed that peace would never be reached. That is until the king of the kingdom of Earth made a proposal to both clans. The next leaders of each clan would compete on the eve of end of the old year and the and the dawn of the new and the victor would take the Earth kingdoms oldest princess as their queen and there by have the support of the Earth kingdom naturally allowing the loser clan to be overtaken. However the King failed to realised how evenly matched the two clans were and many battles would be fought before the kings plan came to fruition. Over a century latter" The woman finally paused to raise her fan up to her face again but since it was a good distance away her voice could still be heard.
"And this is where our story begins"
Tbc
For all you Wantinkui and Domekice fans don't worry they will appear next chapter along with a whole host of other CLAMP creations