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I just need you to know that english is not my mother language (I'm from Brazil so I speak portuguese), so please take it easy with the grammatical mistakes. I'm translating my own story so I could share it with you too.

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DEATH THE KID P.O.V

Simmetry! Nothing is more beautiful than the accuracy in measurements; nothing but symmetry is what makes the world perfect. Despicable creatures like Soul Eater don't understand the beauty of the perfectioness. I mean, look at his hair! So messy! I was cursed with those three white strips in my hair, I just can't fix it – And I've been trying so hard! (I'm so useless… I'm just a piece of garbage!)… You know what makes me pissed? I'm always asking Soul to fix his hair, but he refuses every damn time. It's uncool, he says. DAMN SOUL! If only he was reasonable, he would make sure to brush his hair symmetrically. It's a disrespect to nature balance! I can't just let this happen! I'm responsible for...

"KID, COME BACK TO EARTH!" Liz yelled to call my attention.

"I'm sorry." I cleaned the tears that insisted to fall.

"You were zoning out AGAIN, while having an OCD attack." She rolled her eyes at me and helped me to get up.

"It won't happen again." I said, recomposing my posture.

" I doubt it" She replied, almost inaudible. "Come on, guys, we're late for the class."

"Stein will kill us" Patty observed and giggled, hugging her giraffe plush. We nodded.

When we've got into the class I felt Stein's corrosive and cold look to me. He hated students to get late in his classes as much as I hated the lack of symmetry, so I could understand him a little. Trying to ignore the deadly atmosphere, I sat in my usual place like nothing happened. I greeted all my friends politely – except for Black*Star, that was not even there. Tsubaki was too busy wondering where her partner was. Soul waved sleeply and Maka was the only one who replied likewise.

"Good morning, Kid." She said in low voice, smiling. I smiled back.

In this exact moment, Sid entered the room, interrupting the class.

"Excuse me for a moment, Professor Stein, but Lord Death asked me to call some students. Kid, Maka, Black*Star and respective partners, please come with me." Sid annuncied.

"Oh man, I've just sit!" Liz sighted.

Stein gave his permission and let us exit his class. We followed Sid to Death Room.

"MAKA! MY LOVELY DAUGHTER!" An overexcited Spirit approached.

"MAKA-CHOP!" An injuried Spirit started to cry. Poor Spirit. That chop always seems painful. Maka coldly ignored him.

"Hello Kids! As ever, I have a mission for you! ~" My dad said like he was singing.

"Hi, honorable father. What do we have to do this time?" I asked.

"It's a witch. You just need to go and catch her. Be careful, ok?" He made a positive signal with his giant hands "Oh! Tsubaki, I'm so sorry, but since Black*Star is not here, you can't go with them. Please tell him he will be punished for skipping classes again". He have her a tap on shoulder.

Tsubaki sadly nodded and sighted.

The feeling of a Soul wave sundelly appeared for those who could feel it – and those were me and Maka.

"Hey, Kid! Are you feeling?" She asked me, obviously knowing the answer. I nodded.

"I'm hungry!" Soul observed, wanting to eat a soul more than I could ever understand.

"Let's go bitches" – Patty yelled, excited.

In fact, we were all excited about this mission. We were living peaceful days the past months, and for those who are trained to fight, this isn't exactly exciting. We didn't care about how strong was the witch - At least now we had something challenging to do.

"Come on guys, she near!" Maka was following the waves as a hunting dog follow it's prey. I've always admired how good she was using Soul Perception.

We found the witch quickly. Finally a challenge, that's what a tought a few minutes ago. Unfortunatey I was wrong, because when we saw her, all that excitement for a good fight instaneouly dissipated.

"Oh man, that's boring." Soul was no longer smiling. He was cleary disappointed.

The lovely creature that was emanating the soul waves was now right in front of us and it was a little child. That's right, an innofensive child. It had short brown hair, pretty and shiny blue eyes, a pair of animal ears and a big and full fox tail. She was using childlike white dress. Such a cute witch! Well, we were cleary not in dangerous, so, Soul, Liz and Patty returned to their human forms.

"Can I stay with her? I wiil feed hear, I swear!" Liz said in a joke tone.

"What the hell do you think I am, bitch? A dog?" She said as she pouted.

"BITCH?" Liz exclaimed angrily and started trying to catch the little girl that was now flying. "Soul, Patty, come to help me catch this little pest!" She yelled at them.

Patty wanted since the beggining to participate so she started to run happily. Soul hesitated.

"Why me? Ask Kid or Maka!" He protested.

"Go on Soul, for me, pleaaase? You know that we won't go even if we were paid for that". She asked with cute puppy eyes.

"So uncool" Soul muttered "Whatever."

Since Soul started to run and jump, Maka and I were enjoying the view. We met eyes, stared each other for one second and then started to laugh.

"This is hilarious." I observed, having the funniest moment of my life.

"Right? This can't even been called a mission." She said, smiling.

"Totally agreed." I smiled back.

In that moment the little witch sudenlly turned around and started to fly in our direction.

"You two are soo boring. I need to teach you how to have fun." She simply said and started to do a spell"

"Get the hell down here, damn girl!" Liz yelled, but the witch just ignored her.

"Fox Foxie Foxe!" she pronounced out loud.

Since in a few seconds ago we were too relaxed, we were just not prepared for what came next. She finished quickly the spell and an extremely fast cloud suddenly hit us and there was nothing we could do about it. After a few seconds the cloud dissipated and we could finally see again. I turned around and observed carefully, trying to figure out what happened. The witch was no longer there.

"What the hell happened?" I said in a loud voice. Wait, what was that? Why my voice seemed to be girly?

"Liz, are you noticing something different on me?" I asked innocently.

"Everything seems in the right places for me, Maka." She simply said.

"Maka? Are you nuts? I'm Kid!" I exalted. What the hell was she talking about?

"Kid?" She gave me a strange look "Are you sure?" She seemed to analyses me.

"Of course I'm sure, Liz! For Death's sake, don't you recognize me?" I said confused.

"Oh well, Kid..." She was cleary trying not to giggle "I have a bad notice for you then…" She gave me a small mirror that she was used to carry with her. So I looked at myself and… WHAT THE *** WAS THAT?

"WHY I'M IN MAKA'S BODY?" I yelled so hard that probably the entire city could hear me.

And so Liz, Patty and Soul started to laught. Maka was looking at me, flabbergasted.

Oh damn. That was not good. I was out of my confort zone, more than I could possibly imagine. I WAS WEARING A DAMN SKIRT. Shit. Shit. Shit. That was not good. This was far the most asymetrical situation I've even been since I was born.

HOW ON EARTH WERE WE GOING TO FIX IT?

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