I do not own any of CP's Characters, places, etc.
I just mess with them
Imagine a device that allowed you to go into books and twist them in any way.
Imagine going through a world that was not yours but you could make it yours.
Imagine having a ton of fun screwing with Alegesia and giving yourself powers.
Walking through his home attic Tom fell upon a strange little box with a large button on it. Next to it was a dusty old book, which read the words: Guideline to the change-o-fier.
"Ummm… what the heck is this!" thought Tom.
He opened the book and it read the words
Place on desired book
Say what you want to happen and press the big button.
"Well how hard can that be " he thought.
"Now, for a book, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm……………….. I got it!"
He placed the cube on A copy of Eragon and pushed the button.
WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
VOIP or maybe WHOOSH or how about BANG
"Oh my brain" cried Tom
"What the freak is wrong with you ya freaking freak!?!?"
A young man of 15 or so stepped out with a bow and arrow
"Ya freaked out the freaking freaky legged doe!"
" Eragon?" asked Tom
" No, freaking Santa Clause"
Spying the cube, tom picked it up and said, "Make Eragon unable to say the word, 'Freak', again" and he pressed the button.
"You __, what the ____ holy_____ "
Eragon then burst out crying saying "I just wanted to be cool"
"Oh boy maybe this is going to be weirder than I thought"
