I'm trying to get over this long streak of laziness and writer's block... Enjoy!
Summary: Is there anything you DON'T think is useless? No.
Warning: There's bound to be something inappropriate in here XD!
Disclaimer: No No No No Baby No No No No
"School is so fucking useless." Sasuke said as he slumped in his desk. The teacher was lecturing about something he learned TWO YEARS AGO. Pure torture. And by the look on everyone else's faces, they felt the same way.
He had been perfectly fine that morning laying comfortably in his bed before his alarm clock alerted him that he had to come back to this God damned place. He was forced to come to this shit-hole everyday and learn about stuff he already knew about. He hated it, despised it!
Sasuke glanced at the clock. He still had an hour before he was able to escape so he did the normal thing and decided to pass notes with Naruto.
This class is useless
Naruto just rolled his eyes and scribbled something on the paper. He stealthily slipped the paper back to him.
You're weird
You want to come over after school?
Naruto gave him a pleading smile and Sasuke couldn't refuse.
Fine
For plot convenience, the clock soon read 2:30. End of the day and beginning of happiness. Sasuke wasn't surprised to see Naruto waiting for him outside when he gathered his stuff and half sprinted out the building.
"How was your day?" Naruto asked kindly.
"You're in all my classes, dobe." Sasuke said.
"Nu-uh!" Naruto pouted.
"Fine. It was... useless." he said simply.
"Agh! Why do you keep saying that?! Sai said that, like, one friggin' time and now you're like addicted to the word!" Naruto said looking annoyed.
"Hn."
"You want to play Sims 2?"
"That's a one person game, dobe."
"Ok, how about Halo 3?"
"I already beat that game."
"Umm... what about Dance Dance Revolution?"
"Hell. No."
"Soul Caliber IV?"
"That game is useless."
"Oh My God! Ok... What DO you want to do?"
"Ketchup sandwich..."
"..."
"Ketchup sandwich! Ketchup sandwich!"
"What the fuck is that supposed to mean?"
"Poor people food! Ketchup sandwich!"
"..."
"You get it?"
"Sasuke?"
"Hn."
"Shut the hell up."
"...useless..."
The stories I care about are falling through so I hoped you liked it! R&R!