Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter.
AN: This story is my way of making fun of my English 101 text book, Using Sources Effectively: Strengthening Your Writing and Avoiding Plagiarism. If I offended anyone who actually likes this book, I'm sorry!!!!!!!! Other than that, enjoy.
Warning: Lemon in later chapters. Slash OOC.
Harry and Ron were stuck cleaning the dustiest, moldiest, room in Grimmauld Place. Molly Weasley took one looked at the room and guilt-tripped Hermione, Harry, Ron, Fred, George, and Ginny into doing the chore. Well, just Harry and Ron now. Hermione had found the library, which immediately undid Mrs. Weasley's spell. Ginny had successfully duck and covered in time to escape Mrs. Weasley's guilt-trip. Fred and George had become immune.
So the two boys were stuck cleaning the room. Ron was dodging spiders. Harry was looking at the mold in disgust. Then he spotted something. It was a book. The cover was blue, and had a picture of a book at the bottom, which had a picture of two men in a strange position. Harry opened the book. His eyes widened at the contents of it. The book was titled, Using Sources Effectively: Gay Sex Edition.
"The hell?! Oi Ron! Come look at this." Ron inspected the book. He opened it. His eyes widened. He mouth the words gay sex. Harry flipped through the pages. "Look, someone drew pictures in it." Ron looked at one of the pictures. There were two men. One of the men had his mouth wrapped around the other man's cock.
They both stared at more of the pictures with interest. There were all kinds of positions, some of them Harry and Ron thought were impossible. The more of the book they saw, the tighter their pants got.
Harry had figured out long ago that he was gay. Ron was the only one who knew that secret, and perfectly okay with it. But he never suspected that he himself could be gay. Then again, his first crush was Millicent Bulstrode...
The two boys heard footsteps. They quickly hid the book. Molly Weasley walked in. She came in to tell them dinner was going to be ready in an hour. After that, Harry and Ron quietly finished cleaning up the room as fast as they could.
They wolfed down their dinner. Every time Harry looked at Sirius, he blushed. Some of the men drawn in the book looked very similar to Sirius. Harry wondered if the book had once belonged to him. The thought of his godfather having sex disturbed him and aroused him at the same time.
After eating dinner, and telling everyone that they were going to bed because they were very tired, they raced up their room. The took the book out of Harry's trunk, where they had hidden it before dinner. Ron made sure that the door was locked. He silently prayed that Fred and George wouldn't apparate into their room tonight.
Ron walked over to Harry.
"You sure you want to do this?" Harry asked Ron. "Yeah, I'm okay with it. I think I might be gay as well, since the pictures didn't bother me before. And besides, we're just going to be reading a book, right?"
"Well, since you're sure..." Harry moved over on the bed to allow Ron to get in. Ron went to lay down next to him, as Harry took out his penlight. Once they both got comfortable, Harry began reading...
"Chapter One: The Importance of Having Gay Sex" This was going to be interesting.
TBC