Ch.1 prologue
How would it be?
it was a calm day for them. Aqua and whipper were talking about what they wanted to do when they got a chance, older or maybe when they evolved. "I guess since I won't have arms I'll just stay here maybe, or I will have an everstone and have arms. I don't know what I'll do."
"I want to get out of this town, explore the world. Maybe get a trainer." Aqua said looking at sleazy. a furret. He had been getting attention after doing a few actions to be called sleazy. "That faggot," Aqua said with disgust
"man I wanna go beat him up"
"Aqua, it's not worth it. Your gonna blood everywhere, and he's gonna be crying."
"I guess you're right, but I swear if he starts Crying when those Eevee's come. I'm so going to help them beat him up."
"*sigh* fine, you do you. Just know I don't want to be involved." Whipper said as while he laid down on his back
"Alright, oh! Look! He's crying, I'm gonna do it. I'm beating him up I'm gonna use water gun on him!" He then ran off to go beat sleazy up. He ran up the hill. when he finally got up there, sleazy was scared. With the eevee's next to him aqua asked the eevee's "can I participate in the fag beating?"
"sure"
aqua used focus energy, then they got down to business the 3 eevees repeatedly hit him. Aqua got a few hits in between. "I h-hope Giratina f-fucking banish-"
"shut up faggot" as oshawott used water gun to make him faint. "Good job, liquid pounder," one Eevee said, "yeah, we're calling ya that," another said
"that sounds good," the last one said "hehe thanks," Aqua said
"dude your glowing"
"Oh please, I barely did anything," Aqua said smiling like an idiot
"No, your literary glowing"
"huh?!"
"he's evolving"
"this feels weird" *gasp* he had finished evolving. he was now a dewott
"I have razor shell, and 2 scallops"
"Dude, what does evolving feel like?"
"weird, you feel your body morphing and it's kinda uncomfortable"
"oh..."
"I-I gotta tell other pokemon about this!"
"Yeah...you do that," an Eevee said
"We gotta jet," another Eevee said
"See ya!" The last Eevee said, leaving to go do their unspoken business. Aqua looked at sleazy, "you know, I'm not mad at you anymore" Aqua said as he walked up to him. Sleazy woke up "oohhh, no not again...please?"
"You know what, no... I-I-I think I don't know. I...um I gotta go"
"Okay?"
He ran downhill, to where whipper was, "whipper!"
"Holy Arceus!"
"I evolved-"
"not that! That!" Whipper was noting where aqua's 'scallop'
"hahaha...I don't know why this is...(do I... 'like' whipper?) happening"
"Aqua are...you gay?"
"No! You know how I like staring girls and...yeah" Aqua was blushing while trying to hide his erection. Whipper squinting his eyes said "alright..."
"don't worry...straight-o here..." (well I suck at being straight now...)
"yeah, whipper I gotta go."
"Why?"
"Something important, I gotta go"
"Alright, I've gotta go do some business too."
Aqua ran back uphill, he wanted to talk with sleazy. "Please...don't hurt m-me"
"ok, look. Did you make me gay?!"
"Being homosexual is not contagious."
"But...then why?-"
"Maybe it's because you evolved. I mean, that's the case for me."
"No way, no way!"
"P-plea-se calm d-down?"
Aqua took a deep breath in, "explain"
"when I evolved, something felt different. You see, I didn't like girls the way I used to. And when I saw a male...well. You know. Pokémon did find out, and now every Pokémon I know has disowned me, beat me, kicked me to the curb."
"Why don't you get out of here?"
"Well, you see...I have tried, there's Pokémon waiting to beat me more, so I can't go out without fainting. Also, I still have to wait until my boyfriend's funeral."
"oh...the absol"
"y-yeah." A tear was forming in his eye.
"I see you must be...upset. They beat him to death, right?"
"yeah"
"look, you don't have to do the waterworks," Aqua said while wiping away sleazy tears, with his paw. "Sleazy, since I'm strong, your gay, and you could keep secrets. Also, I don't want everyone to hate my guts too..."
"Aqua, are you saying?"
"Yup, it can be a secret. And I could help you clear your name...? What is your real name?"
"Brownie"
"no wonder Pokémon think you're gay, the name's there too. And the fact that Pokémon saw you having sex with you know, debris. If we can convince Pokémon that you're not gay, then you'll be able to get out. In the meantime, I want something from you."
"w-w-what?"
"sex"
"Why?!"
"because No one else will, alright? You know this! Besides the Pokémon I want to be with, might unfriend me. So I'll be with you in the meantime."
"I don't see it"
"just trust me."
"I mean we'll both get something we want but...fine"
"alright brownie I'll start clearing your name and trying to make Pokémon more open-minded. But at midnight meet me in the back of the human bar near past the forest edge."
"could I use it to escape out of here?"
"unless you can fly, no"
"oh..."
"see ya then." Aqua decided to try to stop there hate against brownie, by first, the eevee's then Aqua started talking to himself. "I love whipper, don't I? What I'm I going to do? *sigh* he'll find out. He always does. Hmm?" The eevee's we're behind a tree with...whipper?
"you mean liquid pouncer? No man I think he was telling the truth."
"yeah he's not a fag"
"I look at girls on that hill"
"can you guys talk one at a time?"
"sure"
(I better get out of here) Aqua thought as he walked away from there. "Wait, I got an idea, what if I get the ugliest girl in the forest to pretend to be his girlfriend but he was embarrassed! It's not a 'good' plan, but it's a plan. Or if that doesn't work. maybe everyone will realize being gay is, (probably) genetic. It'll have a lot of prep but he'll get out of the forest, and the scoutland of influence comes soon so maybe he could make Pokémon except me! Doesn't help my problem with whipper."
aqua ran back home, to of course write down his plan down. His mother, a samurott walked through to see him. "Oh hey, Aq-..."
"Hey, mom? Hehe"
"when did this happen! How did it? Tell me! This is amazing!"
"well I got in a fight, I won. Now I evolved..."
"Oh, when your dad sees you now!"
"He'd lose his shit, I know."
"He's coming next week, so this will be swell!"
Just then aqua remembered that he had planned that night, with brownie.
"Look mom I gotta go do something alright?"
"just be back soon"
"Alright mom, bye"
meanwhile
Whipper was with a few of his other friends, they were all bug pokemon. But he knew these Pokémon, were kind and would help him get rare candy-*long sniff* oh yeah I'm doing that shit too. What?...alright. Ok, I can't do more or I'm fired. "Dude, you've already have done 3, dude, are you trying to kill the yourself?"
"imma bee fin" whipper said clearly out of it.
"you gotta stop, most of us only do 7 in our lifetime, you've done about half of that in one night"
"don't werry, immfin"
"whipper your...glowing?"
"no, I'm not!"
"yes, you are-! Whipper, you look...amazing!"
whipper looks at himself and realized he wasn't lying, he evolved.
"this is...interesting. Imma go home"
"You need to rest"
"that too bye!"
when Aqua got to the human bar. He looked around and couldn't find brownie. "Did he punk me?"
"Aqua?" Aqua turned around quickly, to find whipper?
"whipper? Is that you?"
"Yup! I evolved, and to find you here is a surprise."
"yeah..."
"so why are you here?"
" r-rare candy...yeah"
"funny, I just took some. Look at me now...hehe"
"really?"
"I took some rare candy, and when I evolved...I wasn't high Anymore. Do you get high from rare candy? That was weird. But on my way back, I saw you walking in the woods."
"Oh."
"So Aqua, I need to talk with you."
"About what?"
"Well I think this is the time to tell you…..yoooou"
"What?"
"I…told my mother about the lake…"
"Did you tell her what I did at the lake?!"
"No! I told her that somebody 'creamed' in the lake" (that was not what I wanted to tell him.)
"Thank arceus! You scared me there for a second there….so, what do you wanna do?"
"I don't know"
"Yeah I don't think that guys coming over here, hey tomorrow Maybe we could go to the shore?"
"Sure, We rarely go there, but why do you wanna go there?"
"Because I want to do new things, and I've only been to the shore once. For 2 minutes…"
"I remember that, you were like. 'It's to hot!' And 'it burns'."
"That sand what hot as hell alright!"
"Sure, I'll see you tomorrow" whipper Said as he walked away. "Well I guess brownie is not coming today"
"Hey"
"Oh...hey, I changed my mind. We'll do it tomorrow."
"Alright, I'm gonna go home too"
Aqua walked home, and when he got there he opened the door. He slowly walked toward his room.
"Why didn't you tell me?" His mom had surprised him
"Oh! What?"
"There's a rumor that You are dating someone, who's the lucky girl?!"
"Ahhh…(say something...ahhh) you'll have to find out like everyone else"
"Alright I'll play this game with you son."
"What?(she thinks it's a game?)"
"I'll find out, you know I will!"
"Whatever, where did this rumor come from?"
"A meditite said they seen, you were talking to somebody to meet you behind the bar for fun, that's what you did, didn't you! I can't stop you, so All I ask is that you don't get anyone pregnant"
"(How did they….) ok…"
Aqua walked to his room and got on his bed, he wondered how that meditite knew, there's no way he was on that hill. That's when he remembered, they can learn mind reader…
*off fic/authors note like thing* surprise! I uploaded a day early, just for you! And hey so, with summer coming up. I think I will be able to upload every Friday again, not just every other Friday like I'm doing right now. School ends at about three weeks, so after next week I'll probably be uploading every friday again, and I would like if you would leave a review on how you liked this story, if you even liked it at all,and how I could improve, I mean story wise, and I haven't made this public, but I'll do it now. Please stop complaining about grammar, I try my best to not make mistakes and the reason why I can't use grammarly or something of the, is because my device is iOS 9, and the apps just confuses my iPad, so I use a crappy website instead, and hopefully it looks great anyway I'll see you guys later.*