After the recent release of Hiro Mashima's manga (chapter 384) and the latest episode of Fairy Tail (episode 183), The Evil Stick decided to take a guess of why Aquarius is such a huge unapologetic bitch! Here's a short piece dedicated to the most awesome celestial spirit, Aquarius!
A Day in the Life of Aquarius
It was a beautiful day in the Celestial World. Unfortunately, Aquarius was in a bad mood. She sat with Virgo at Crux's café he had set up in his library.
"It's a perfect day," Virgo took a sip of tea. "I'm surprised you're not on a date with Scorpio today."
Aquarius huffed, "He went fishing with Cancer, Capricorn, and Sagittarius today. He said he needed time 'with the boys' so they went all the way to Neptune to catch some of those sweet-gas flying fish."
"I'm sorry!" Aries came running around one of the books shelves looking panicked. "I'm sorry, Scorpio!"
Scorpio came running around the bookshelf and roughly tackled Aries. He sat on top of her pulling on her horns.
*SNAP* He laughed as he snapped her wool bra hard against her skin.
Aries cried underneath him "I'm sorry!"
"What are you doing, Scorpio? I thought you went fishing on Neptune?" Aquarius got that deadly look on her face.
Virgo remained calm, "That's not typical Scorpio behavior…"
Scorpio giggled like a child and got off of Aries. With a poof of smoke he morphed into two small child-like twins.
"Gemini! I warned you to never copy Scorpio again!" Aquarius lifted her urn and roared as she summoned a giant wave to wash away both Aries and the mischievous twin spirits. "Jerks."
"Did you have to wash away Aries, too? You know it takes a long time for her wool to dry and she smells funny afterward." Virgo took another calm sip of her tea.
"She's annoying!" The vein popped out of Aquarius' forehead as she spoke about Aries. "Always apologizing about nothing."
Virgo set her cup down "Maybe we can have tea when I get back. I feel the Princess is about to open my gate."
"Tell that little bitch not to call me out today! I'm not in the mood to deal with her bullshit!" Aquarius snapped as Virgo disappeared with a flash of gold light.
Aquarius sat at the table alone with her tea. Just as she was about to take another sip, she heard one of the chairs being pulled out and she already knew who it was.
"Hello, Gorgeous. I thought I might keep you company since Scorpio is away and…"
"Fuck off, Feline" Aquarius growled to her visitor.
"Awww…is that anyway to talk to The Leader of the Zodiacs?" Loke flashed his brightest smile even though she wouldn't even look at his face. It was always the same routine when Scorpio was away, but he figured he might as well try since she is the most beautiful of the female Celestial Spirits.
Without warning, the proud Lion was projectiled upward by powerful water pillar attack. "Call meeeeee!" he yelled as he shot into the celestial sky.
"I think I need a long hot bath…ALONE!" she screeched at no one in particular.
Aquarius slowly made her way to her constellation and was relieved when a flock of Pyxis avoided her as she made her way to her floating palace.
She open the door and her eyebrow instantly started twitching when she saw that a large herd of Nikoras had broken into her palace.
"What the hell are all you Canis Minor doing in my house?!" She screamed as they all stood wobbling and watching her.
Aquarius felt something on her tail and she looked down to see a greenish-grey Nikora with a creepy pencil mustache vigorously humping her tail. She smacked it hard with her tail and it went flying through space.
"PUU-PUUN!" a pink Nikora spoke to her.
Aquarius looked surprised, "What did you say? You saw what?!"
"Puu-Puu-Puuun!" it clarified.
"You saw Scorpio in the human world with another woman?!" she raised an eyebrow.
"Puun!" it stated matter-of-factly.
"If I find out you're lying then I will personally murder every pink Nikora that I find and feed their dead carcasses to Ophiuchus!" her eyes turned pure white with rage.
The pink Nikora just stood there wobbling.
"Get out of my constellation!" With another giant wave, she washed most of the Canis Minor out of her palace.
The few Nikora that remained laid wrinkled and deflated around her home. She smirked with satisfaction and went to start her hot bath.
Her relaxation time was short lived. As soon as she got comfortable, she heard a loud crash outside of her bathroom window.
"I'm going to kill whoever dares to peep on me…" she growled as she tied her bikini top back on. She opened the window to see where the noise came from and wasn't surprised at who she saw.
"TAURUS! YOU PERVY SLAB OF MEAT! GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE BEFORE I HAVE SCORPIO SAND BUSTER YOU UP YOUR ASSHOLE!" she watched as Taurus grabbed his axe and started running back to his own constellation.
"Moo! Aquarius has a nice body!" he ran away with hearts in his eyes.
Aquarius slammed her window shut and she sighed. Her heart was racing, her fists were clenched in anger and her tail twitched from the stress. "How can this day get any worse?"
Just then, Aquarius felt that familiar pull toward her gate. Lucy's emotions were desperate and she was about to summon The Water Bearer from dirty water.
Aquarius was seething… but at least now she can take her frustrations out on that spoiled brat who holds her precious golden key…
Oh my Zeref! Lucy doesn't know what she's in for! This is a short story dedicated to Aquarius so REVIEW and tell The Evil Stick what you like most about her.
If you liked this story, check out my other story, Wendy's First S-Class Mission. FOLLOW if you want to laugh about Gajeel bringing Lily home for the first time - it will be out in the next few weeks!