Dark Night

Thief 1 looked up to the sky "Hmm, it's a dark night,"

Thief 2 followed his gaze "Yes it is,"

A dark shadow flashed across the wall behind them.

It caught the eye of Thief 3.

"What was that?!" Thief 3 said worriedly.

The thieves looked around.

"I can't see anything," Thief 29 frowned.

Thief 3 (His name was Steve) scratched his head "I swear I saw something,"

Thief 51 shrugged "Ah well, let's just rob this place!"

The sound of a can falling over suddenly rang out from an alleyway. All the thieves twisted to peer in the dark alleyway.

"Is anyone there?!" Thief 78 called out.

Steve hushed him "Shush, we're robbing a place!"

A figure came out from the shadows.

"Who is it?" Thief 96 asked quietly.

"Meow," The new figure answered.

"Who?" Thief 45 asked.

Steve slapped him over the head "It's a cat you idiot!"

Suddenly there was flurry of punches and kicks. Dark flashes knocked the thieves out one by one, all 8 of them.

The thieves lay on the floor out cold.

The cat brushed itself down "Took care of that didn't I, ey Batman?"

Batman nodded "Thanks a lot random alley cat, I have a cold and can't fight tonight,"

The cat grinned "No problem,"

The cat then flew into the night. It was a Dark Night.