Mercy: Hah! Another random fanfiction... involving Kai torture!

Heart: Wh-hoo! One down and... A LOT more left to go.

Kai: -groans, smacks head, and attempts to commit suicide-

Heart: Anyways, this fanfictions takes place sometime where Daichi exists but doesn't count as a Bladebreaker or BBA Revolution or whatever.

Mercy: You get the gist.

Heart: We do not, sadly, own Beyblade.

Mercy: Otherwise this fanfiction would have been aired right this second... and Beyblade rating would go up to 14+ or more... oh well...

Heart: One last note that might help you read this... "Blah" is speech, 'Blah' is thought and Blah is just for stressing a word, most likely for sarcasm.

Mercy and Heart: Enjoy! I'm sure everyone will think that we are murderers after this but... HAVE FUN READING!

Mercy: WE ARE MURDERERS! -laughs maniacally-

Kai: -slap- Here's the extremely stupid fanfiction.

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"I walk an empty street, on the Boulivard of Broken Dreams..."

"SHUT THAT THING UP TYSON!"

It was around 6:00 AM when Tyson, the stupidity reincarnated into a human being, had come up with the incredibly brilliant idea of blasting his Green Day CD as loud as the stereo could go. And since Kai is pretty darn rich and that stereo was pretty darn expensive and high-tech, it could blast LOUD. And I mean it. Kai did not approve of this simple stroke of genius. (I was feeling kinda sarcastic this morning, but it is quite amusing imagining Tyson being smart.)

"Tyson, if you do not stop playing that incredibly stupid song or at least turn the volume down, I will throw you out of the window. No, wait. If you do not stop playing that song you will go out the window."

Tyson quickly shut off the stereo and watched Kai nervously. Apparently Tyson did not realize that the apartment that Kai bought for the Bladebreakers was on the first floor.

"Hey guys, what's with all the noise?"

Max came out from his room across from Tyson's scratching his head. Max looked like a zombie in the mornings. He walked into the cramped kitchen (Hey Kai isn't willing to buy EVERYTHING expensive. Just the stuff he occasionally uses.) Aaaanyways... what was I saying? Oh yeah... Max went into the kitchen and crammed about 10 pounds of sugar into his mouth. He suddenly perked up and began running around the small kitchen, knocking random things over like Tyson's Doremon doll (which was oddly in the kitchen, dressed in a dress), Kai's hair gel, and about 100 pounds of food onto the floor. Tyson grabbed some eggs off the floor at ate them. This really nasty act caused Max to become sane again, but he was still hyper.

"..."

"Tyson, you know that that's really gross and unsanitary right?"

"I don't really care and Rei won't either because he'll never know... right guys?

"Er..."

Tyson threw the food back onto the table and then sat down and began eating the food.

"Hey Kai, if it's alright with you, I plan to just eat sugar this morning. Eating that food is too nasty."

"I'll stick with my coffee."

"Hey where is Rei anyways?"

And making a grand entrance (how do they time these things? Whenever people ask where someone is they always appear... I bet they planned this...) Aaanyways... Rei came out of his room with glimmering hair, that probably took 10 hours or so to do. It was all shiny and pretty and... yeah stuff. While Rei walked past Kai, Kai happened to accidentally (still got that sarcasm in me) whack Rei's hair with his hand. Rei's hair collapsed and then popped up in an afro. Rei began to cry and throw the nearest thing in reach, which was unfortunately Tyson and Max's Hello Kitty dolls, at Kai. Kai stood there while stuffed Hello Kitty dolls bounced off him pointlessly. Max and Tyson were attempting to strangle Rei whle Rei tried (and failed) to chuck more Hello Kitty dolls at Kai. Then the doorbell rang.

Tyson, Max and Rei all charged at the door, collided and began fighting again. Rei is more mature after the morning, when his brain wakes up. He never was really a morning person. Max is pretty nice unless it comes to his Hello Kitty dolls. He and Tyson had been collecting those since birth. Guess what else still hasn't changed. Tyson is basically a pain 24/7. Well, Kai answered the doorbell.

"Hi Kai. Can I come in?" said a pile of boxes.

After closer examination, Kai discovered it was Kenny, the short nerd kid who was carrying a pile of boxes.

"Hn."

"Okay, I'll take that as a yes. Hi Max, Tyson, Rei! How's it going?"

Tyson looked at Kenny and panicked.

"AAAH! Talking boxes! They know our names... and where we live!"

Rei, brain finally alive and working, calmed Tyson down.

"No Tyson, it's a midget carring those boxes."

"Who are you calling a midget!" said the pile of boxes aka Kenny.

"You. You're so short Daichi's probably one foot taller than you. Hn." Kai offered very -cough- charitably.

Kai then suddenly and randomly decided to go out for one of his trademark brooding lone wolf walks. Tyson seemed to be the only one who noticed Kai was leaving because Kenny was fuming angrily in a corner while Rei tried to calm him down while Max made things worse.

"Kai where are you going?"

"A place called outside."

"Forever?"

"Though how much I wish I could, no."

Kai stalked out the house and wandered around aimlessly through the park until he found his favourite leaning tree. His long white scarf flowed out behind him in the breeze as he closed his eyes and began pondering life's strangest questions.

'When was the last time Rei cut his hair?'

'How come Tyson eats so much but can't cook?'

'What's with Kenny's overgrown fringe of what he calls hair?'

'Why do people refer to me as the slate haired teen so damn often? It's called GREYISH-SILVER! My hair is NOT a piece of slate thank you very much.'

The hairs on the back of Kai's neck began tingling. Someone was watching him. His eyes snapped open as he scanned the area in front of him. All clear. Now just the back...

"BLANKY!"

Kai was dragged away helplessly by his scarf by the mysterious female captor…

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Will Kai survive this weird girl?

On that thought, who is this weird girl?

And will these unanswerable questions be answered?

Find out next time on... Cornopolus goes to McchesterTownCityVillePlaceAreaLocation! (smileyface)