AN: This story is a crisscolfer fanfiction if you are not into it please do not read. Whomever they choose to be with is their business. I'm just a hormonal teenage girl who wants to write. Also, this story is told from Brian's POV. (He's Chris Colfer's cat… if you didn't know)

I don't have a beta so sorry for mistakes.

Disclaimer: I do not own Darren, Chris, Brian, or Glee

PART 1

It all started when his daddy came home from work. Brian was sitting on the comfy green couch when the front door was joyously thrown open and his daddy stepped through looking like he'd just gotten a new toy with catnip, or at least that's the kind of joy it looked like to Brian. He skipped over to the couch took a seat next to Brian. He had an odd dopey smile on his face. "You'll never guess who my new costar is!" he exclaimed excitedly. Then he started talking about some man, a pretty odd sounding man if you ask him, and he just wouldn't stop. He just went on and on talking about this man, Brian didn't catch his name, not that he would've cared enough to remember it, but apparently he had "the most beautiful hazel eyes ever."

Daddy continued with on with his word vomit. Brian just rolled his eyes at his rambling and climbed into his daddy's lap hoping he would just shut up and pet him.

"Oh Brian you should have seen him, he's so funny! And he's Harry freaking Potter! You know, from the musicals! Can you believe it?!" his daddy beamed as he rubbed Brian's ears.

Okay so maybe the shutting up part didn't quite work out but at least he was petting, thought Brian as he began to purr.

The day Brian met Hazel eyes was a day he'd never forget.

In he came running- No, sprinting toward the TV set. Brian had to dash out of the way to avoid being trampled on.

"Whoa you really weren't kidding!" said the very loud hazel eyes as he went through his daddy's movies. He was gesturing to one that had some human code on it. He knew what letters looked like but he couldn't actually read. It looked like 'AVPM' but who knows what that code means?

Daddy laughed at Hazel eye's stupidness, "Duh, I don't lie about Harry Potter especially when it involves songs that are 'totally awesome!'" his daddy did a weird hand gesture where he put up his pinkie and thumb and shook them. 'Why is he acting like an idiot' thought Brian. Hazel eyes laughed so hard he started to get wrinkles around his eyes... Gross.

And that's when he turned and saw Brian Sitting near the coffee table.

"No way, you have a cat! He's so cute!"

Brian had never ran under the couch so fast.

Hazel eyes came over a lot after that. Whether if it was watching movies, reading books, or just hanging out there, it was always with daddy. Brian noticed that whenever hazel eyes came over daddy would get really happy- not that he wasn't already happy because Brian knew he had more than enough potential to keep him happy. But the fact that Hazel eyes was yet another thing contributing to his daddy's happiness that wasn't himself only made him hate him even more.

Time passed and eventually hazel eyes started to stay overnight. It started with him on the couch but now he sleeps with daddy in his room. One night he heard strange sounds coming from his daddy's room. Brian ran towards the bedroom door and began to desperately claw at it. He was freaking out! 'What was going on in there? Daddy never makes sounds like that! Why won't he let me in? What is that stupid Hazel eyes doing to him?!'

'This is it,' Brian thinks. 'Hazel eyes is sitting on the couch while daddy's in his room getting ready and everything has been going smoothly so far. Now, time to get rid of him.'

Brian had become immensely tired of Hazel eyes constantly steeling his daddy from him so he came up with plans to make him leave for good.

Brian slowly walks up to the curly haired man and jumps on the couch beside him. Hazel eyes turns his attention away from the television when he feels Brian's presence. "Hey little guy, come on over here."

Though every fiber of his being doesn't want to, he crawls into his lap. He tells himself 'Do it for daddy! Bare through this and it'll all be worth it!' Once Brian was all settled in he feels a warm hand rub behind his ears. He begins to relax, even purr, and almost completely forgetting the purpose of all of this…almost.

Once Brian remembers he immediately jumps up, hisses, and scratches the back of hazel eyes' hand with his claws, drawing some blood. Hazel eyes make a small sound of pain. 'Yes! Now he'll leave!' Brian thinks.

"Ow! What was that for?!"

Just at that moment daddy comes out of his room. As he begins to walk over to Hazel eyes he notices that he's looking at his hand.

"What's wrong?" daddy asks as he comes closer to get a better look.

"Oh nothing, just got a little scratch." He responds.

"How'd you get that?"

Hazel eyes looks over to Brain and Brain sends him the dirtiest look he can make. Being a cat, it wasn't very effective.

"I, um… I fell… I fell on the, um… remote! Yeah, I fell on the remote! I jumped onto the couch, the remote was sticking out, and the edge of it scratched me."

Brian looked up at the man with wide, confused eyes. 'What was he doing? He was lying! Why would he lie? Was he trying to save him from getting into trouble? No, he's evil! Evil people don't help others!'

Daddy chuckled "You know for an actor you're a pretty bad liar. Let's just wash that cut out and get you a band aid. Come on handsome."

Daddy grabbed Hazel eye's injured hand and placed a kiss on it. Then, while still holding it, led him to the hallway bathroom to get bandaged up.

Brian frowned down at the floor once he was alone. This did not go as planned, not at all.

AN: Yes, I know AVPM isn't on DVD. Go with it.

So I hoped you liked part one! I'm still working on part one because I'm not quite happy with it but it'll hopefully be up soon! Please review I need writing advice!