I do not own Hetalia-Axis Power, or Ouran Highschool Host Club.
America was walking through Tokyo, enjoying all that was around him. He and Japan had just finished a meeting, and he wanted to see the sights, but Japan was tired, and went home to bed, so America had to go by himself. America was walking toward a group of teens, all boys except one. America looked to his right, and didn't see the teen come up on him. He accidently bumped into the really tall one, and knocked the kid on his back off and into a mud puddle. "Oh no, I'm so sorry. Are you okay kid?" He asked the boy, trying to help him up.
The blond boy just shoved America's hand aside, gettign up on his own. The boy then looked on the ground, frowning. America followed his eyes. In the mud puddle that the kid was in, he saw a small pink stuffed bunny, covered in mud. "You got Usa-Chan dirty." The kid said.
America knew he was no kid just by being near him. "Hey I'm really sorry. Let me give you my number, and you can send me the drycleaning bill." America pulled out a card, and tried to give it to the short teen, but the teen just stood there.
"Don't do it Mitsukuni." The really tall teen America had bumped into, told the shorter. The rest of the group all seamed kind of scared looking at Hunny.
Hunny lifted his head, and gave America a death glare. Before America knew what was happening, the kid was coming at him. If not for all his years of military, and martial art training, America wouldn't have been able to dodge the kid like he did. America jumped out of the way just before Hunny's fist made contact. Everyone of the group, including Hunny, stared wided eyed at the American. Hunny quickly snapped out of it, and charged at America again. America dodged the attack again, but Hunny kept coming at him. America easily dodge every blow the small teen threw at him. America didn't want to hit the teen, but he soon figured he had no choice. America started fighting back, and was amazed at how well trained the blond kid was.
"Hunny-Senpai stop. You're going to hurt him." America heard the only girl say. She was dressed as a boy, but America knew she was a girl.
"Don't worry so much miss. I can handle myself." America said, jumping up when Hunny tried to kick his legs out from under him. America threw some punchs of his own, all of which Hunny countered. America was going easy on him, not wanted to hurt the human.
"Did he just call Haruhi a girl?" Tamaki asked.
"Yes." Both Hikaru and Kauru said at the same time.
"I wonder how he knew." Haruhi said.
Kyoya said nothing, but wondered the same as the others. "I wonder how he's fighting at a even level as Hunny-Senpai." Kyoya said instead, making everyone else wonder the same thing.
America was enjoying his little workout, but was getting tired of it. After a few minutes of this, America dicided to end it. Holding back a lot of his strength, America kicked Hunny across his back, knocking the teen to the ground. Everyone gasped. "Don't get up kid, I don't want to have to really hurt you. I am a better fighter than you. I have been fighting longer. Trust me. If I have to hurt you, I will." America warned. "Now take this card, and call my secretary, and send me the drycleaning bill for your friend." America put the card in front of Hunny, who was still on the ground, but had sat up.
Hunny knew he was beat. "How did you do that?" He asked.
"Like I said, I've been fighting longer than you have. I also know more styles on fighting, you can only dream of. You really need to control you anger. I said I was sorry man." America said.
"What is your name?" Kyoya asked the foreigner.
"Alfred F. Jones." America said. "What is all of your names?" He asked.
"I'm Kyoya Ootori. This is Tamaki Suoh, Haruhi Fujioka, Hikaru and Kaoru Hitachiin, Mitsukuni Haninozuka, called Hunny, and Takashi Morinozuka, called Mori." Kyoya said, pointing to all his friends.
"Cool, but why is Haruhi dressed as a boy?" America asked.
"People at our school think she's a boy." Tamaki said. "We are all from Ouran Academy. We are the Ouran Highschool Host Club." America wasn't really impressed by the rose Tamaki managed to pull out of thin air, he had seen France do it a zillion times.
America thought of something. "I know who you are now. A friend of mine talkes highly of you and your families, well except you Haruhi. My friends also talkes highly of Ouran Academy. It's a school for the encredably rich, and elite, and Haruki here, who got a scholarship. Am I correct?" America dicided to sound like the rich person he was, ever so slightly.
"That is correct." Hikaru said.
"How do you know..." Kaoru started.
"So much about it?" Hikaru finished.
"A friend of mine in very familier with a lot of the things in Japan. He's been here a long time." America made it sound vage for a reason. He gave enough info as to explain what he ment, but not give anything too important away. "Speak of the devil." America whispered, hearing huffing coming from behind him. He didn't need to look to know it was Japan. "Hello Kiku." He said.
Japan noticed the humans. "Alfred-San, are you okay?" He asked.
"I'm fine Kiku. I was just talking to these nice young people. They're from the Ouran Academy you like to talk about. They're also from some of the families you were talking about. This is Kyoya Ootori, Tamaki Suoh, Haruhi Fujioka, Hikaru and Kaoru Hitachiin, Mitsukuni Haninozuka, and Takashi Morinozuka. You do remember telling me about them, don't you?" America asked. "This is my friend, Kiku Honda." America told the teens.
"Yes, but why is Haninozuka-San on the ground?" Japan asked.
"I kicked him." America said, like it was nothing.
"Why would you do that?" Japan asked.
"He came at me, and I was getting tired of dodging his attacks." America said.
"It's true Honda-San. Hunny-Senpai attacked Jones-San first. He's not very good at controlling his anger when his stuffed bunny is involved. Jones-San accidently bumped into Mori-Senpai, and Hunny-Senpai was on his back. Hunny-Senpai fell off Mori-Senpai's back, and his stuffed bunny, Usa-Chan, fell in the mud. Jones-San said he was sorry, but Hunny-Senpai didn't listen at frist." Haruhi said.
Japan looked at the teen strangely. "Why are you dressed as a boy?" He asked, not understanding why a beautiful girl would pretend to be a boy.
"Is it really that obvious?" She asked. "No one at school notices. Jones-San saw through me as well."
"We're more observant than most. Me notice small things like that. It's not obvious at all." Japan said.
"Yeah, we notice things for a living, yoy could say. I must go now though. I am tired." Ameirca said, then knelt down to Hunny. "If you need help controlling your anger, call the number on the back. I'll be happy to help when I can. Good bye everyone. Kiku are you going to go home now as well?" America asked, smilling so big, the teens thought his face would split right in two.
"Yes Alfred-San." Japan said, then he too turned to the teens. "It was nice meeting you. Sorry for any trouble that was caused." He said, bowing slightly, then following the American as he walked off.
"What a strange pair." Haruhi said.
"Kiku Honda? That name sounds familier." Kyoya said. Everyone just looked at him. "I don't know where I've heard it before though. Maybe my dad said it before. Could be some one else though." Kyoya shrugged.
Hunny stood up, picked up his bunny, and picked up the card the American had given him. On the front was the name 'Tammy Mires' and it had a number. He had said it was his secretary's number. On the back though, was a handwriten number, with the name 'Alfred F. Jones' and the words, conrtol you anger, call me if you can't. Hunny climbed up Mori's back again, and they all went home. Tamaki was thinking about nothing really, as was Hikaru, Kaoru, and Mori. Haruhi was thinking about the two men knowing she was a girl, even though she looked like a boy. Kyoya was thinking about where he had heard the name Kiku Honda before, and wondering if he should ask hisdad about it. And Hunny was thinking about what the man said to him.
"By the way Hunny-Senpai," Tamaki started. "What did the American man say to you anyway?"
"Nothing." Hunny said, and no one asked again, knowign Hunny didn't want to talk about it.
I got bored, and hoped this would help with my slump. I hope you like it. R&R, and tell me if I should do another chapter.